In The Beginning: A Bible Story for the Girlies

Heeeyyyyy familyyyyy!

This week two brand-new priests clock in and girl they were promplyyyyy clocked out. We THEN we meet the guy who thought smack-talking God was a good idea… Heaven’s HR does not play games with anybody!!

We’re in Leviticus 10 and Leviticus 24. Grab your Bible and a seat twin😋

Girl, the holiest neighbor you could possibly imagine just moved into the Israelites’ neighborhood. 👀 And before they can even think about stepping into the housewarming party, they’ve gotta get some rules straight—so they don’t, you know… ☠️ kick the bucket prematurely.

We’re talking burnt offerings, grain offerings, peace offerings, and just when you thought you left Adam, Eve, and Cain back in Genesis… surprise cameo!

In this episode, we’re diving into Leviticus chapters 1–7 (and kindaaaaa 8–10). Plus, we’re jumping into Matthew 5 and Romans 12 for some New Testament tea. I’m not gonna lie—this one’s a thinker, girl. So grab your Bible, pour some tea, and have several seats. 💗

WELCOME BACK GIRLYYYPOOOPPSSS!!

The Israelites throw the wildest party in the desert… and girl lemme just say God was not on the guest list. Moses comes back from the mountain and shuts it all down—I don’t wanna call him a vibe-killer but if I did, emphasis on killer..

Girl, this episode is WILD and I cannot wait to unpack it. We’re diving into Exodus 30–34. 💗 (but have Numbers 5:11 ready)

Welcome back familyyyyy💗💗

This episode we’re in Exodus 19-24 but have Luke 15 ready!!!

This week God pulls up to Mount Sinai and pulls out all the stops for His dramatic entrance.

Moses suddenly finds himself in his lawyer era—running paperwork, relaying covenant terms, and basically playing middleman between God and the people. Oh, and somewhere in there, the Ten Commandments drop… but did Israel actually read the fine print??? Idk, but we will!!

Hey giiiirrrll!!!!!

This week we’re diving into the wilderness with the Israelites as God takes them through some serious tests. From hunger pangs to water springing out of rocks,—these chapters are packed with miracles and complaints…

What is God trying to teach them? And why does it all seem so random??

We’re in Exodus 15-18!💗💗

And Also Matthew 5

In this week’s episode, we are diving into THEEEEEE showdown: Moses vs. Pharaoh, God vs. Egypt’s “gods,” and there’s a whole lotta frogs and flies and changed minds🤭

We’re talking the plagues, God’s power and why the Red Sea said “parting is such sweet sorrow”🤭

Even through all the chaos, we see God’s heart for His people and His unstoppable plan to set them free.

Spoiler alert: He ALWAYS wins.

So grab your tea ☕, your Bible 📖, and SEVERAL seats, girl. Lemme tell you about the God who delivers💖

we are in EXODUS 4-15

And also Romans 6 !!!!!!

WELCOME BACK FAMILY!!!

Before the seas were parted and the commandments were dropped, there was a baby in a basket with a speech impediment and some relatable insecurities.

In this episode, we’re diving into Exodus 1–4!!

Expect murder, staff-to-snake action and a surprise circumcision.. 🤷🏾‍♀️

I pray that us talking about these stories ignites an interest and further develops our love and relationship with reading the Word. May each of our walks with God be strengthened as a result. In Jesus' mighty name!

The drama is high, the emotions are higher, and yes—This one is a tear-jerker. In this episode, we’re diving into the wild reunion between Joseph and his long-lost brothers.

Joseph is going through it guys. Join me as we unpack the awkwardness, the healing, and the reconciliation—because if Joseph can forgive the people who sold him into slavery, maybe we can forgive the friend who still owes us money.

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I don’t know if y’all can feel how excited I am about today’s story, but I have been counting down the minutes to spill this one. The drama of it ALL!!

Sometimes I think my family has issues… and then I take a look at Jesus’ family tree and remember—oh, it could be so much messier.

So grab your Bible and a mug, and meet me at the table—I’ve got some piping hot TEA straight out of Genesis

Today's story is from Genesis 38

(with reference to Matthew 1 and Matthew 13)

Hey fam!!! WE'RE BACK, and today we're diving into the wild world of Jacob's kids. Yep, we're talking about their deceitful, murderous, backstabbing, lust-driven, and occasionally well-meaning (and sometimes forgetful?) moments.

I’m beyond excited to unpack these stories and pray they spark a fire in you to read them for yourselves and get more disciplined in our walk with God. Let's get into it!

(Today we're in Genesis 35 - 41. This is part 1 of Joseph's story technically. We will also circle back to talk about the scandalous story of Judah and Tamar)