Inside the Closet

Happy Thanksgiving #Closeteers! We know it's been a weird year, but we hope you're finding some holiday joy. We're talking about Thanksgiving, Matteo's odyssey to find a mixer, and Emma's new voting-related turn on. We also revisit Mariah Carey's book because we love human perseverance. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and join our Patreon!

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Hey Closeteers, if you agree that the best part of waking up is #InsideTheCloset in your cup, then you're practically family. Today we talk about coffee, Hallmark Christmas movies, and a whole lot of turkey. Emma and Matteo share their Thanksgiving plans, and are encouraging everyone to celebrate safely this year. We then try to understand the stock market, but it doesn't go so well. Also, bathroomphobia. Who has it, and how do you cope? Let us know on insidethecloset on Instagram, rate and review us on apple podcasts, and follow our Patreon for bonus episodes!

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This week on #InsideTheCloset we got to talk about projectile teeth, sweets, and pranks because we don't have to talk about the election anymore! It's a good time to be American, because Joe Biden won the election. Emma and Matteo tell us about what it was like in NYC and LA the day the election was called. We even discuss the holiday season, because we're just that joyous right now. 

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Hey Closeteers, just a heads up this episode of #InsideTheCloset was recorded Nov 4. So if you're listening to it in the future it's before they decided he won. We hope the future is bright, or at least less bleak. We don't know what will happen, we don't fully know what has happened, but we sure do talk about it! Our friend Nick Smith even calls in to weigh in on the sheer stupidity of it all. Like, subscribe, review, and follow us on Instagram and Patreon! 

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Hey Closeteers, on this week's #InsideTheCloset we get our Barbara Walters on and hear about Matteo's Howard Stern show appearance! We take a deep dive into the show's history, and find out what makes a penis pretty as well. Be sure to give it a listen on Sirius, and give us a follow on Instagram and Patreon for more content! 

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Hey lambs, are you ready for this week’s episode of #insidethecloset? It’s absolutely Glittered with Mariah Carey knowledge. We have our resident expert, and lucky Charmbracelet, Tranna Wintour (@TrannaWintour) joining us for this Emotional deep dive. Follow the Rainbow over to our instagram (@Insidetheclosetpodcast,) rate and review on Apple podcasts, and join our patreon. Merry Christmas!

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Hello Closeteers, do you believe in Elvis? Because we don't. That's right #InsideTheCloset is starting a new conspiracy theory: there was no Elvis. Priscila was a crisis actress. We're kidding, but we ARE answering your questions from Instagram. We learn about the unification of Italy, meeting murderers, and what snowballing is. Be sure to follow us on Instagram so you can send us questions, rate and subscribe on Apple podcast, and join our Patreon so you can watch our video podcasts and bonus content!

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Hello Closeteers, and welcome to yet another episode of #InsideTheCloset. By the time this episode comes out, we'll all be knee deep in analysis of the Vice Presidential debate, but we recorded this on Tuesday so first we gotta talk about the absolute shit show that was the Presidential debate. We get into painting cake, symbolism behind sauce, and BFE (big femme energy.) It's a fun time, and we can't wait to hear what you all have to say about the debates. Write in, rate and subscribe on apple podcasts, follow us on instagram, and tune into our Patreon for bonus episodes and video podcasts. We are keeping you all FED this quarantine! 

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Hello Closeteers, we at #InsideTheCloset want you to know that we hear you! So much so that we're responding to you, because we are answering listener questions this week. We got questions from lesbians, gays, and even Nick Smith. If you're not already registered to vote, then we don't know what you're doing, but please do that ASAP! We promise it's more important than trigonometry. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram and Patreon for EXCLUSIVE closet content.

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The duck goes "quack," the horse goes "neigh," and this week #InsideTheCloset goes "things are pretty tough right now and it's important to feel your feelings." That's right we're covering the ABCs of homosexuality. Acai bowls, Breakups, and Cocaine. Remember to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, and follow us on Instagram! We love you all, and appreciate your continued support.

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