Inside the Closet

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Inside the Closet episodes

September 17, 2020 Acquire A Child
Hello Closeteers we are back with another new episode. This week Emma finds out what makes someone "billboard famous," and Matteo learns about acquiring a baby from the straights. We want to know what dating apps you're on, and how dating during the pandemic has been. Let us know on our Instagram page Insidetheclosetpodcast!
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39 min
September 10, 2020 A Colon Full Of Meat
Hello, hello hello, and welcome to another episode of #InsideTheCloset. Our dynamic duo is so close to a reunion, yet still separated. We get into some of life's greatest mysteries. What happened to everyone from NSYNC? Who do you want giving you a colonic? Should Emma eat less red meat? Could Matteo pull off a caftan? Did they ever get that hot dog? This is hard hitting stuff gang, and we're so glad we have all our Closeteers along for the ride!
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56 min
September 03, 2020 A Pocket Full of Stars
Have you ever wondered why Mercury is in retrograde, or if you Saturn is a huge bitch? Wonder no further Closeteers, because this week #InsidetTheCloset is joined by Heidi Rose Robbins (@Heidiroserobbins.) Heidi breaks down Emma and Matteo's charts, checks on their compatibility, and even looks into the future. If you're interested in seeing what the stars have in store for you, be sure to check out Heidi's website https://www.heidirose.com/astrology!
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56 min
August 27, 2020 Dunkin’ Donuts Testing Life
Hello, and welcome to another episode of #InsideTheCloset. First and foremost, don't buy drugs from anyone yelling the names of them on the street. The only worse decision you could make is being Kellyanne Conway's daughter. Emma and Matteo also weigh in on college kids getting back to school, mental health and Instagram, and the new wave of outdoor comedy shows. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram @Insidetheclosetpodcast!
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49 min
August 20, 2020 Every Kiss Begins with Ketamine
Hello Closeteers, we've got a great episode for you this week! First and foremost, is anyone in Japan or on testosterone? Write in, we want to hear from you. Emma and Matteo get into a lively discussion about the suburbs, ketamine, and plastic surgery. It's a really fun episode, and we're getting real tired of quarantine, so please write us!
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58 min
August 13, 2020 Crayon You do the Crayon Crayon
Hey Closeteers, thanks for checking out this week's episode of #InsideTheCloset. Emma and Matteo need your help, who can sneak them into a gym? We need weight, we need machines, we need treadmills, and we need them now! We talk about some of the latest news including Biden's VP pick, snakes on the train, and anti-maskers. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram! Checkout Emma's new Tiktok account too Whatsupemmawillmann
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45 min
August 06, 2020 Inside the Bathroom
Hey Closeteers, please hold for technical difficulties.... and we're back! This week on the pod Emma and Matteo talk about doom scrolling, how certain people turn into a tornado when they're drunk, and the pandemic. We also talk a little inside baseball about comedy writing, and style. Be sure to check us out on Patreon, and send us your UFO sightings!
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50 min
July 30, 2020 Aliens? I'm Out
Hey Closeteers, are you ready for an extra spooky episode of #InsideTheCloset? This week, we read your ghost stories on the pod, and go into which we think are fact or fiction. Matteo shares with us just how sour one lunch can go, and Emma tells us a little more about her dad and his dome. Also, we want to hear about your close encounters of the third kind! Have you seen a UFO, experienced extra terrestrials, or been anal probed? Let us know on Instagram! InsideTheClosetPodcast, and if anyone can give us a masterclass on the stock market, we are all ear!
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49 min
July 25, 2020 Ghost in the Pod
Hello Closeteers! We hope you are all staying safe and healthy as things continue to be ever changing and weird. On this week's podcast, we are having a very open and honest conversation about Emma and Matteo's personal feelings towards certain words. As we share personal ideas, we want to open the conversation to you all for thoughtful, constructive and polite discourse. On the lighter side of things, we also talk about getting back on stage, Lindsay Lohan's upcoming campaign, and Queer Eye! Please remember to rate, subscribe, and send your ghost stories to Insidetheclosetpodcast on Instagram for next week's episode!
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41 min
July 16, 2020 Not Not Licking Frogs
Welcome back Closeteers! Crazy how long this lockdown is lasting, huh? The good news is, from here on out we're refusing to age. We also talk about unsolved mysteries, aliens, ghosts, and travel in the time of COVID. If you've ever had a supernatural experience we want to hear about it! DM us on instagram at InsidtheClosetpodcast with your best stories!
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39 min

About Inside the Closet

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You won't believe what NYC comedians Emma Willmann and Matteo Lane talk about Inside the Closet. Join Emma and Matteo as they share their experiences of being gay comics in mainstream culture.