Inside the Closet

This week #InsideTheCloset welcomes special guests Patti and Mike Taveira! With this many gays things were bound to get wild. We get into an argument as old as time: who works harder, tops or bottoms. Patti and Matteo are #BottomBrothers while Emma and Mike defend #TeamTop. We discuss biphobia, gay attractions in Chicago, and figuring out sexuality in high school. Let us know if you're #TeamTop or a #BottomBrother on Twitter!   Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann   Follow Matteo - @Matteo Lane   Follow us on Facebook - Inside The Closet Podcast   Become a Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/ITC   See us live in Philly - https://goodgoodcomedy.com/insidethecloset/   Follow Patti - @LegalMinor   Follow Mike - @MikeTaveira

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#InsideTheCloset finally sees Emma and Matteo reunited! Matteo talks his beef with the Catholic church, does his longest Liza impersonation to date, and gets limes thrown at him. Emma gets into hot yoga, and tries to figure out the right balance between private and personal life. We also try to figure out what's fun, and answer your questions about being competitive with gays and exclusivity.      Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior   Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC   Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your

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We have a first this week at #InsideTheCloset. Emma and Matteo are BOTH calling in this week. Emma is still in Cancun, and Matteo is spending some time with Kike. Him and hunk-a hunk-a are still going strong, but Matteo talks the logistics of going from long distance to living together. Emma and the Canadian are officially done. They both talk celebrity encounters, and answer your question. Plus, Kike speaks!

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This week on #InsideTheCloset we're joined by Go Magazine Editor Zara Barrie! Emma literally takes notes on how to be a lesbian, and Matteo's showing his boyfriend around New York. We discuss the energy people put into finding problems, bowls of cigarettes, and whether or not you can keep a public persona from someone you're dating. PS: Emma wasn't talking about meth.    Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Zara - @Zarabarrie

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Emma's calling into #InsideTheCloset from beautiful Cancun. While she deals with older gays and birds, Matteo talks about Michelle Wolf's White House Correspondent's Dinner. We take questions about moving in together too soon, and how we feel about masculinity.    Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/

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Emma and Matteo finally have a chance to catch up on this episode of #InsideTheCloset. Emma and Canada are donezo, but she had a great time at the GLAAD awards. Matteo is looking for free flights to Spain, and his boyfriend will be here in two weeks! We explain that you shouldn't grope people, and special shout out to our fan Luke!   Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/

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You've heard the stories, and now Gale is finally on #InsideTheCloset! Gale tells us about retreating into the woods to become fully lesbian, Matteo talks about Mariah's big announcement, and Emma gets into scissoring (again). Plus, everyone calls their crush LIVE!    See us live at  the Vegas Comedy Cellar     Tickets for Matteo (4/26 - 4/29) - http://www.comedycellar.com/line-up/las-vegas/?_date=%0D%0A%09%09%09%09%09%09%091524700800    Tickets for Emma (4/20 - 4/22) - https://wicf.com/view/performers/act/emma-willmann/   Follow - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Follow Gale - @Gladster69   Follow New York City PodFest - @NYCPodfest

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#InsideTheCloset wants to give a big shout out to @NYCPodFest for hosting our third live show! We had an audience full of fans who came out on a Sunday night to show their support. Matteo talks more about his boo, and his romantic surprise trip to Spain involving lots of sex and a little molly. Emma struggles with a Reuben sandwich, and romantic entanglements. We answer live questions, wonder if Channing Tatum likes dick, and a very brave audience member tries to court Emma at the show.    See us live at  the Vegas Comedy Cellar     Tickets for Emma (4/12 - 4/15) - http://www.comedycellar.com/line-up/las-vegas/?_date=%0D%0A%09%09%09%09%09%09%091523491200   Tickets for Matteo (4/26 - 4/29) - http://www.comedycellar.com/line-up/las-vegas/?_date=%0D%0A%09%09%09%09%09%09%091524700800    Follow - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Follow New York City PodFest - @NYCPodfest

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#InsideTheCloset is giving you all the bang for your buck with a two for one special guest appearance by Monet X Change and Patti! We are getting into everything this week talking drag race, 7th grade blowjobs, and a utilitarian approach to the Starbucks app. You've got to hear this one to believe it girl.    See us live at NYC Podfest April 8 https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pe.c/10246331    Or the Vegas Comedy Cellar  http://www.comedycellar.com/line-up/las-vegas/?_date=%0D%0A%09%09%09%09%09%09%091523491200   Follow - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Follow Patti - @LegalMinor   Follow Monet - @MonetXChange and check out her new podcast "Sibling Rivalry" with Bob the Drag queen https://www.monetxchange.com/

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#InsideTheCloset is coming at you simultaneously from our New York studio, and Matteo's boyfriend's bed. Matteo explains his nightmare of a travel day, and introduces us to his boo. Emma shares her girl problems, and Matteo busts out some impressive wisdom. We answer questions about coming out to family and threesomes. Special shout out to Bob the Drag Queen for trying to keep Emma safe from apples. 

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