It's snowing in New York, and it's tearing #InsideTheCloset apart! Matteo had to fly out early because of the weather, so this week it's all Emma. She catches us up on her crush and wants help opening up to a friend about mental health. Then she takes your questions (only some of which were directed at Matteo) about how to ask someone's sexual preference, social lives of mayo, and word choice. Remember to drink more water, for Emma.

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Emma and Matteo are FINALLY reunited on a very special episode of #InsideTheCloset. They give you all the tea on just how much clawing, crawling, and desperation it really takes to make it in comedy. We dip into some mild armchair therapy, and Matteo tells us a little more about his synesthesia. All that and an ominous message for Emma. Remember to rate and subscribe? 

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Emma's phoning it in from LA this week, and Matteo is finally home in New York. #InsideTheCloset finds one of our hosts covered in hives, and the other one getting in bed with a sexual superstar. Emma gives Matteo an emotional pep talk, and Matteo helps her figure out what she's looking for in a partner. All that, some mom love and a message about learning, growing and forgiveness. Check it out!    See us live! https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pe.c/10246331   Follow - @EmmaWillmann

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Matteo is back from Spain, but his whirlwind romance seems to have knocked the wind out of him. While he recovers, #InsideTheCloset presents a very special episode we recorded before he left with our friend Patti! Get all the T on what was going on before Emma's bad date, and we answer questions about hecklers and social anxiety.   Tweet Emma long distance dating advice! - @EmmaWillmann

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Matteo calls Emma from Spain as this week's episode takes place on two continents and it has everything. Transatlantic romance, ominous Instagram messages, and butt stuff. Can anyone get Emma this sex robot? We're serious.    Let Emma hear your best sex robot jokes - @EmmaWillmann

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You've heard about her on the show, and this week we're joined by Miz Cracker and her emotional support human Katelyn. These two are all over the New York drag scene, and they give us a crash course in drag, starting out, and how to really deal with a heckler. Emma and Matteo even get into the overlap of drag and comedy, namely that no one should start doing either. 

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Things are getting serious, both on #InsideTheCloset and in Matteo's dating life. We answer Haddaway's age old question "What is love," weigh in on nonconsensual nudes, and talk hair. Then get into the different levels of sophistication between Emma and Matteo.    Tweet Emma and weigh in on her bad date - @EmmaWillmann

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From "Keith and the Girl" we're happy to welcome Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili. These two are podcasting legends and this week, they sit down with Emma and Matteo to discuss budding romance, failed marriages, and lying on dates. We also offer some real universal dating advice: don't use OkCupid.   Tweet Emma for white water rafting tips - @EmmaWillmann

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#InsideTheCloset is live! Again! Emma and Matteo recorded this week's show in front of a whole room of fans of the podcast. We wanted to thank everyone for coming out. Matteo's talking about his soulmate from Spain, and Emma lies about white water rafting. We even do a live Q&A with the audience.   Tweet Emma and let her know if the doctor stole her blood - @EmmaWillmann

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#InsideTheCloset is thrilled to welcome the incredibly talented and funny Sam Jay. The SNL writer sits down with Emma and Matteo to talk about the freakiest sex, answer some rapid fire fan questions, and give us all tips on how to have game. This time, even Barbara is in.   Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann

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