Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men

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October 18, 2021 HAWK TALK – Sitcoms
This would usually be a skip week, but the world is still being a jerk, so we made you a bonus, entirely unedited, and almost entirely off-topic episode. This time, Jay and Tina Carleton of Welcome to Television talked about sitcoms!
32 min
October 11, 2021349 – Onslaught Secret Weapon Force Power Slammers
Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line!
In which Onslaught nomenclature has some consistency issues; electricity is the new magnetism; Nate Grey mopes; Sinister doesn’t care about your guns; the Xavier mansion blows up (again); and we track down an elusive Sentinel.
X-PLAINED
Doctor Doom’s absolutely irrelevant Onslaught encounter
Cable #34
Incredible Hulk #444
X-Man #18
X-Force #57
Onslaught Phases vs. Impacts
Ozymandias (more) (again)
Post (more) (again)
Cable’s ridiculous motorcycle
Several Hulks
Behemoth
Cable/Storm
The Betty Conspiracy
Rocks that yell
Alpacalypse
Multiversal disambiguation
Some unlikely sound effects
An anti-Sinister failsafe
A self-destruct system
Warpath and Risque
A hug
A very specific Sentinel
Coming out in adulthood
NEXT WEEK: Hawk Talk
NEXT EPISODE: Somehow We Have Made 350 of These (and also more Onslaught)
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54 min
October 04, 2021348 – Onslaught Continues
Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line!
In which all the heroes fight each other, a lot.
X-PLAINED:
Teenage Iron Man
Onslaught thus far
What Onslaught wants
Uncanny X-Men #335
X-Men Unlimited #11
Avengers #401
The rebirth of Apocalypse
The Apocalocophagous
The Age of Wonders
X-Man vs. Professor X
Nate Grey-sitting
Humanity’s Last Stand
Simon Trask
Bastion
Rogue and Joseph
Avengers fashion
Assumptions
Other characters who could merge Onslaught-style
Origins of the Angry Claremontean Narrator
NEXT EPISODE: Yes, still Onslaught.
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55 min
September 27, 2021347 – Onslaught Begins
Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line!
In which we stop procrastinating and dive headfirst into Onslaught; Professor Xavier is a jerk; Dark Beast wasn’t even supposed to be here today; Onslaught declaims like it’s the Silver Age; Bishop gets some long-awaited closure; and we pitch alternate candidates for the X-traitor.
X-PLAINED:
Hyperstorm
Onslaught (entity)
Onslaught (event)
Uncanny X-Men #334
X-Men #54
Onslaught: X-Men #1
How to pronounce “Buccellato”
The opposite of a pep talk
Nate Grey vs. Professor X
The Z’noxx (again)
One of several times Charles Xavier has faked his own death
Muscle March
Franklin Richards
The Gem of Cyttorak
A villain speech
That one recording Bishop found in the future
The X-traitor
Li’l Charlie
Magneto’s hood ornament
Alternate takes on the X-traitor
NEXT EPISODE: Onslaught continues.
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57 min
September 20, 2021 HAWK TALK – School
This would usually be a skip week, but the world is still being a jerk, so we made you a bonus, entirely unedited, and almost entirely off-topic episode. This time, we talked about school.
39 min
September 13, 2021346 – Romancing the Gehenna Stone
Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line!
In which we continue to avoid Onslaught with a jaunt over to the Wolverine solo series; Logan is terrible at both being a loner and secret identities; fake vampires are fundamentally hilarious; and Burt Corrigan is the hero we need.
X-PLAINED
Hyperstorm (kinda)
Wolverine #11-16
A very full week
What Wolverine has been up to
Madripoor
Several supporting cast members
“Patch”
Archie Corrigan
Burt Corrigan
Several things to do in San Francisco
Vampire humor
Ba’al
The Gehenna Stone
Penis bones
The Hand of God
Doomsday
Mutual fratricide
A midair brawl
Secret identity problems
Claw problems
Other metals with which one’s skeleton might be bonded
Bisecting Logan
Team-ups we’d like to see
NEXT WEEK: Hawk Talk!
NEXT EPISODE: Onslaught, honestly, we promise.
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52 min
September 05, 2021345 – All of the Marvels (feat. Douglas Wolk)
Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line!
In which author and friend of the podcast Douglas Wolk joins us to discuss his upcoming book All of the Marvels; his epic quest to read all Marvel Comics, ever; and what he learned along the way.
LINKS!
Preorder All of the Marvels from Books With Pictures via this form!
Listen to Voice of Latveria!
Follow Douglas on Twitter!
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53 min
August 30, 2021344 – Where No Mutant Has Gone Before (feat. Tina Carleton)
Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line!
In which the X-Men cross over with two generations of Star Trek; your grandma invented slash fiction; Gladiator punches a starship; we designate a universe; Leonard McCoy gets bowdlerized; “Gary” is a silly name for a god; Elizabeth Dehner deserves better; a lot of things happen in space; Worf and Wolverine enjoy a brief but intense romance; the X-Men should have more to say about the ethics of “curing” mutation; and we successfully delay Onslaught by another week.
X-PLAINED:
Cross-franchise creative footprints
Collecting Star Trek in the ‘90s
Secret origins of Tina and Jay’s friendship
Star Trex
Star Trek: The Next Generation / X-Men: Second Contact
Star Trek: The Next Generation / X-Men: Planet X
Delta Vega
“Where No Man Has Gone Before”
The Shi’ar (again)
The relationship of Star Trek to the Marvel Universe
Earth-1701, which may or may not also be Earth-200500
Proteus (again)
A dubious date
First Contact
The Borg
Several temporal anomalies
The Traveler
Michael Jan Friedman
Xhaldia
Time Hooks and/or Chrono-compasses
Prune juice
Your new ship
The Drakkon
A simulated Charles Xavier
A Highland sex ghost, apparently?
NEXT EPISODE: All of the Marvels, with Douglas Wolk!
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1 hr 17 min
August 22, 2021 HAWK TALK – The Big Stuff
This would usually be a skip week, but the world is still being a jerk, so we made you a bonus, entirely unedited, and almost entirely off-topic episode. This time, we talked about large things.
32 min
August 16, 2021343 – The Water Cooler of Violence
Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line!
In which X-Force carries on the New Mutants’ tradition of property damage; a lot of people have infiltrated Helicarriers; G.W. Bridge makes it weird; Gamesmaster returns to no particular end; and we go back in time to cover the origins of Chris Bradley.
X-PLAINED:
The deaths of several Worthingtons
X-Force #55-56
X-Men Unlimited #8
A legacy of explosions
Uncanny X-Men #333 (briefly) (again)
A heist
Several of the many characters who had successfully infiltrated Helicarriers as of 1996
Dum Dum Dugan
Contessa Valentina Allegra de Fontaine
The glory days off LASER tag
Church fights
Subtext
The Weisman Institute for the Criminally Insane (more) (again)
How to pronounce “Risque”
Chris Bradley
Hans Jensen
Nostalgia goggles and their absence
Civilian awareness of cosmic Marvel
Asgard, Oklahoma
Annalee
NEXT WEEK: Hawk Talk
NEXT EPISODE: Where No Mutant Has Gone Before
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51 min