Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men

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Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men episodes

August 09, 2021342 – Angry Birds
Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line!
In which Miles does his best, birds are weird, some of the most dangerous villains are pink, and we are in the Onslaught Zone.
X-PLAINED:
Malibu Comics and Marvel Comics, sitting in a (multiversal) tree, KILLING
Archangel: Phantom Wings
Unorthodox artistic decisions
Archangel (Warren Kenneth Worthington III)
Angst, renewed
Bird ichor
Tuesday Bird and her Mad Max outfit
How (not?) to flirt
Uncanny X-Men #333
Various Roberts Kelly
Graydon Creed, doin’ Mom proud
Bastion, Nimrod, & Master Mold
Operation Zero Tolerance
X-Teams and their lanes
A naked murder-uncle
Pink villains
Obscure callbacks
Event synergy
X-Men #53
Day to-day challenges of telepathy
Super-Saiyan Magneto
Phoenix (Jean Grey), actual adult
Onslaught
That scene from 1964’s X-Men #3
A surprisingly insightful look at Professor X’s dark side
Logan’s assorted friendships with teen girls
XMEN Disease
NEXT EPISODE: X-Force gets, predictably, x-treme.
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56 min
August 02, 2021341 – Rainbow Connection
Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line!
In which Chris Bachalo returns to Generation X; we briefly forget that Mondo exists; Synch is an extraordinarily good kid; not everybody gets a jetpack; Jubilee takes a turn as team strategist; Chamber has Onslaught problems; the X-Cutioner has no discernible dignity; the M does not stand for “metaphorical.”
X-PLAINED:
Jubilee’s aunt Hope
Generation X #15-17
Generation X (more) (again)
Emplates (more) (again)
An instance of possession
The Thomas family
Intersectional bias
Passing privilege
Narratively-determined technology
Giovanni the janitor
Synch vs. Mimic
An exceptionally slow-burn reveal
Possession as a vehicle for character development
The X-Cutioner (Carl Denti) (more) (again)
Metaphorical DNA
Fun times at the fair
Ruby quartz adaptive technology
Mutant names
NEXT EPISODE: Fun with flechettes!
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52 min
July 25, 2021 HAWK TALK – What We Blew Up On Our Summer Vacation
This would usually be a skip week, but the world is still being a jerk, so we made you a bonus, entirely unedited, and almost entirely off-topic episode. This time, Miles and guest hawk Anna Sheffey talked about playing too much Resident Evil during lockdown.
50 min
July 19, 2021340 – Retconaganda
Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line!
In which the X.S.E. miniseries is future copaganda; Earth-1191 has no room for moral ambiguity; Bishop pulls a Marty McFly; Malcolm and Randall get distinct personalities; and you really shouldn’t give officers a symbol of authority that there’s no way to revoke.
X-PLAINED:
Some of Bishop’s further adventures
X.S.E. #1-4
The future, sort of
Earth-1191 (more) (again)
The X.S.E. (more) (again)
Lucas Bishop (more) (again)
Shard Bishop (more) (again)
Grandmother (who may or may not be Storm)
Hancock (who may or may not be Cyclops)
The deeply baffling Bishop family tree
The fallability of childhood memory
Exhumes
Dubious reclamation
Heca’te
The Witness (more) (again)
Trevor Fitzroy (more) (again)
Several potential continuity errors
Malcolm and Randall (more) (again)
Emplates
Shirley
Mexican-American mutants
A cross-media quote
NEXT EPISODE: The return of Carl the X-Cutioner
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54 min
July 12, 2021339 – Luck Be a Lady
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In which evil robots are fundamentally more optimistic than climate change; Ozymandias could probably use a new hobby; Wolverine goes full Kate Beaton; “Luck Be a Lady” would be a kickass hymn; Shard gets a body (kinda); and the X-Men definitely do that.
X-PLAINED:
Some of Stryfe’s team-ups
Fatal Attractions (briefly)
X-Cutioner’s Song (briefly)
Genesis / Tolliver / Tyler Dayspring
Several other individuals named Genesis
Lost noses, historical and fictional
Uncanny X-Men #332
Wolverine #100-101
Uncanny X-Men Annual 1996
Zoe Culloden (The Expediter)
Ozymandias
Wolverine, golden retriever
An Elektra cameo
Wild Thing
Bishop and Shard (again)
The return of Preacher
The Hound (again)
A reunion
Deplxelation
Krakoan team niches
What heroes do
NEXT: X.S.E.
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54 min
July 05, 2021338 – Chomp and Stomp
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In which X-Factor’s lineup shifts further towards villainy; Wild Child is neither wild nor a child; bureaucrat Val Cooper > action Val Cooper; Marvel invests in Bastion; and foreshadowing works better in some titles than in others.
X-PLAINED:
How Wolverine got his adamantium back
A marriage of convenience
X-Factor #122-124
Amalgam comics
A clever workaround
Several new looks
Belle Fourche (again)
Several ways to fail to control supervillains
The Hound
The Hazard Chamber
Different titles’ relationships to dark futures
Statting up Beast in D&D
Characters with more narrative impact dead than alive
NEXT EPISODE: Wolverine makes it weird.
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54 min
June 27, 2021 HAWK TALK – Pirates
This would usually be a skip week, but the world is still being a jerk, so we made you a bonus, entirely unedited, and almost entirely off-topic episode. This time, Jay and guest hawk Tea Fougner talked about pirates.
You can find Tea at @teaberryblue on pretty much all of the social medias!
37 min
June 21, 2021337 – Wild Genes and Old Magic
Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line!
In which Excalibur is beset by shady organizations; Nightcrawler gets a new look; nobody hates Pete Wisdom as much as Lockheed hates Pete Wisdom; Brian Braddock should not be allowed to dress himself; Excalibur invades Black Air; and Onslaught continues to lurk.
X-PLAINED:
Some countries Magneto has invaded
Excalibur #96-99
Black Air (more) (again)
The London branch of the Hellfire Club
Nightcrawler’s new look
Meggan’s new look
The return of Alistaire Stuart
How not to dress for the Hellfire Club
The Shadow Cabinet (a little)
Hacking
Agent Scratch
Avengers vs. Avengers
Addiction recovery
Accreditation of the Xavier School
Developing a library X-collection
NEXT WEEK: Hawk Talk!
NEXT EPISODE: X-Factor’s increasingly low recruitment standards!
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56 min
June 14, 2021 336 – Serpents in Eden, feat. Si Spurrier
Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line!
In which writer Si Spurrier joins us to talk Nightcrawler, the unsustainability of Krakoa, bringing back Legion, the stuff growing on Dr. Nemesis’s head, Welsh accents, founding (and not founding) a mutant religion, and—yes—Onslaught.
NEXT EPISODE: Shady Secret Organization Team-Up!
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The visual companion to this episode is Way of X #1-2.
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48 min
June 07, 2021335 – Bone Town
Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line!
In which we cover somewhat peculiar content under somewhat peculiar circumstances; nobody does it like Alan Davis; in this house, we appreciate Gracie Gamble; Bernard the Poet makes a comeback; nominal errors are not what they appear; and you should probably not leave your children with most of the X-Men.
X-PLAINED:
Ravencroft vs. Ravenscroft
Unusual recording circumstances
ClanDestine #1-8
X-Men/ClanDestine #1-2
Destines including but not limited to:
Rory (Crimson Crusader)
Pandora (Imp)
Adam
Walter
Kay (Cuckoo)
Dominic (Hex)
Samantha (Argent)
Newton
Gracie Gamble
Elalyth
The Relative Stranger Protocol
Lenz
Dr. Hywel Griffin
GRYPHON
Earth-95710
Synraith
How normal people unwind
A dimensional rift and affiliated tentacles
How to draw sexy ladies without wrecking your comic
A big fight
X-sitters
The evolution of Hank McCoy’s personality
NEXT EPISODE: The Way of Si Spurrier
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50 min