This week Dana, Bari, and Dylan start the show with a conversation about *gasp* living without internet in a pandemic. Then they tackle the biggest topic of the week: Clare and Dale from The Bachelorette suddenly calling it quits after what seemed like a legitimate connection on the show. Did they break up because Clare was too focused on having children immediately? They also discuss the other biggest breakup of the week, with Ben Affleck splitting from Ana de Armas and throwing her cardboard cutout in the trash. Next, they review the inauguration celebration from earlier today and tell us which celebrity performers they’d want at their own ceremony. They also talk about this weekend’s special Euphoria episode and rumors that Timothée Chalamet might play Willy Wonka in the next adaptation. Finally, they close the show with a review of the new Netflix series Bling Empire and tell us why you should be watching WandaVision on Disney+.

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