This week, shoplifting hit a new high, dentists had plans for Halloween, and Gav had a Diwali Hero up to some monkey business.

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This week, we return to the Department of Petty Rage, there are cats vs babies, and Gav has clowns to the left of him, jokers to the right.

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This week, we learn about Peckham’s alternative conker scene, there are uses for unemployed line judges, and in a German-themed week Harry Paints The Town Rot.

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This week, The Gang looked at your lost & found items, Gav took us from Lincolnshire to Beverly Hills, and there was all the Cheese News you need.

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This week, The Gang looked at your ‘bad news’, a new tree had potentially terrible consequences for the Earth, and Johnny finally took Bohemian Rhapsody to task.

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This week, Little Si returned to face off with Harry, we learnt about China’s newest star, and you sent us your workplace perks.

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This week, The Gang looked to the future and discussed what to preserve, Gav exposed a liar, and friend-of-the-show Dan O’Connell told us all about Keith (the town, not a person).

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This week, The Thang Gang took an interest in Prince William’s stubble, we went From The Ritz To The Rubble, and Johnny’s son caused a ruckus in Spain.

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This week, Johnny is thrilled by artwork, Gav takes us to the seaside, and Ryanair gets cultural.

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This week, The Thang Gang revelled in Oasis mania, Ryanair took on Wetherspoons, and there was tessellation all over the place.

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