Do you reckon Johnny can sort out bus lanes? Of course he can! He can also fix flavoured beers, luffas and even the dead sea scrolls!

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An episode that delivers everything you'd expect this week. A lunchbox accident, an intergalactic discovery on a driveway and some great big hair fun.

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This week, we answer the big questions: if you could train a hamster, what would you get it to do? Which band would you get to do your housework? And what would you prefer to see Little Si do than watch Man Utd vs Chelsea?

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Lots in this week, including an astonishing story of sailor survival, more of your mock anthems and we make a song and dance out of nominizing our 250th Pet Town. Enjoy!

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This week, the team get romantic with stories of Valentine’s Day, we identify ways you can tell if someone has been vaccinated and Johnny unveils his patented ‘Wine Influencer Name Generator’.

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This week, why Facebook has clamped down on sexy cows. Plus, a miracle nun stuns lockdown Christendom and Gav salutes a wide receiver in his heroic little slot.

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This week, we take a tour around the country visiting landmark eccentrics, Little Si has an 'interesting fact' about Amazon and the Woodman has another device from the world of Victorian quackery. Enjoy!

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This week, Britain enters the Space Race in spectacular form; Johnny's got a solution to the country’s empty lorry crisis and the Woodman celebrates another quack inventor, raising a few eyebrows in his heroic little slot.

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This week, we hear more of your Mock Anthems, Johnny's got great news for fans of a rare and secretive spider and Gav has a river horse snapping necks and cashing cheques in his heroic little slot.

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Like the rest of us, tough John is going without haircuts, which has led to some cruel musical mocking at home. Elsewhere, we investigate vacant roles for bison wranglers and slipper testers (two very different career paths) and Gav commemorates a man with a hefty voice.

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