Junk Food Dinner

What kinda pornos are we watching in here? Who are you, Kevin's neighbor? Well, it's Happy Nude Year this week on the podcast, so please afford us this plausible excuse for all the pornography we're watching. We promise to ask Jesus for mercy. Up first! It's a classic undersung gem of sleazoid porno: Kim Christy's Squalor Motel from 1985! Colleen Brennan, Desiree Lane, Tantala Ray and Jamie Gillis (among others) feature in this new-wave/punk-rock/rinse-dream-y tale of bound pig fuckers in a Reptile Room at a rancid roadside flophouse. Be glad you didn't stumble on this one as a kid, so you can enjoy it more fully and responsibly as an adult. Next up! It's 1986's Babyface 2, an Alex De Renzy sequel to his own 1977 golden age porno, a celebration of youthful exuberance, and boobs. Lois Ayres, Kristara Barrington, Jerry Butler, Tom Byron and friends star in this freewheeling hardcore feature until Jamie Gillis (yet again) pops up to turn a living room into a Poltergeist house. It's a fun, weird time. Finally! It's a third movie: Sex and the Single Alien, which does qualify as a movie technically, and did see the light of day in 1993. It's a non-sexual (surprise!) entrant into the genre of alien-based features with minimal/no aliens on-screen. This time: there's a strip club. If you're hankering for an Up All Night vibe, you've probably put up with worse. All this plus watchin' pornos in certain circles, what kinda Nerd News y'all talkin' about in there?, Parker's hot tumblr takes, everyone's continued strong feelings about the new Suspiria, automatic fleshlight dystopias, even more candid praise for the longboys of Mississippi, triple x blue movie, Kevin loves Letterboxd (and hates us), Kevin reads The Hollywood Reporter, Kevin shows interest in a brutal hardcore roughie, Zip-a-dee-deadpool, Sean slanders Disney again, nihilistic trash, our plan to sue Amazon, our weekly news & Blu-ray Picks, what even is a Skype?, no mention of ride-giving, the sexiest beats and a whole lot more! Direct Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll gain everlasting boners from your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise!

We're back, Junkies! Did you miss us?  This week we kick off the new year by taking a look back at the year that was and recount our top 5 favorite and our bottom 3 least favorite movies of 2018. All this plus witty banter between friends, New Years Eve experiences, Junk Mail and so much more. LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct Donloyd Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).

We may live in even more horrible times, but your JFD boys have you covered in terms of retroactively produced podcast content, at least for this week. Bust out your enthusiasm generators yet again, because it's time, sadly, for another clip show to help you forget about the year that was! And this time, none of the content is legally ours to distribute! So it's come to this again: yet another Junk Food Dinner clip show. This week on Junk Food Dinner Rewind: a carefully curated collection of bootlegged podcasting audio. And don't worry - it's got barely any original content, and you won't feel even slightly guilty having skipped it. In fact, you're better off pretending this never happened. All this plus witty banter between friends, witty banter between Freados, zero Nerd Newsies, no week's DVD & blu-ray releases, absolute confidentiality, continued lack of police involvement, robot voices, musical interludes, sneezes, belches, gleeks and a little bit more! Direct Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll rewind anything you like in our cool little new year's eve sunglasses shaped VHS rewinder for your love and support.

We're celebrating our 1,300th movie reviewed on the show with an audio commentary voted on by the Junkies! We're doing Tourist Trap from 1979! David Schmoeller directs this tale of wild teenagers stuck in rural Texas ... or California? Or maybe Arkansas? ... at a tourist trap full of creepy mannequins and even creepier Civil War stuff! Cue up your copy of the film and watch the movie along with us! Count the Puppet Master references by taking shots! Donloyd Here All this plus Junk Mails and nothing else! It's an audio commentary! Just watch the movie with us or this might be boring and weird!

It's Christmas at the JFD offices, and somebody's spiked the eggnog. Our picks are getting mixed up and our signals are getting crossed. How'd we end up with this trio of TV movies, you ask? Get ready for a holiday-themed podcasting experience like none other! Up first! It's a classic undersung gem of holiday muppetry: Jim Henson's Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas from 1977! It's supposedly the tale of an otter and his poor single mother, but everybody knows it's really about that wild snake and his rock and roll band. Next up! It's 1986's A Smoky Mountain Christmas, which as you would expect is of course a made for TV movie starring Dolly Parton, Dan Hedeya, and Lee Majors. Oh, and it's got a Mountain Man (played by Lee Majors). Finally! It's a third movie: Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys, which does qualify as a movie technically, and did see the light of day in 2004. It's a non-canonical (surprise!) entrant into the series of puppet-based horror films. This time: it's Christmas. Also: they got the Feldman. And we gotta deal with it. All this plus A Classic X-mas Mixup, Sean watches movies nobody cares about, Parker watches movies everyone hates, Kevin watches Gremlins, an interesting amount of unidentified background noise, reasonable rates on calls to the North Pole, did anyone Freado a pick this year?, Little Nemo related memories, Parker sounds like he might have a cold (based on sneezes), a surprising amount of Brexit support, Parker is blocked by Edgar Wright on Twitter, the magic is still real for some of us, Kevin drops the phrase "technical muppetry" with little to no fanfare, a Smoky Mountain No-No, our weekly news & Blu-ray Picks, what even is a Skype?, no mention of ride-giving, holiday beats and a whole lot more! Direct Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll wish you a Mountain-Magical Christmas for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise!

This week as Parker is off celebrating his birthday, Kevin and Sean are joined by Jules from the When it All Comes Down podcast to look at 3 films from this year. First, a wolf expert is hired to find a missing child in the Alaskan wilderness but find much more is afoot in the new straight-to-Netflix Jeremy Saulnier film Hold the Dark. Then, a personal assistant (Lola Kirke) to a Hollywood starlet (Zoë Kravitz) gets wrapped up in a bizzare murder mystery in Gemini. And finally, a group of horror fans go on a camping retreat meant to scare you, but things end up getting deadly for real in Shudder original Ruin Me. All this plus witty banter between friends, eggnog chat, a call from Justin, Nerd News, blu-rays and so much more. LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct Donloyd Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).

Welcome back, Junkies! We subvert all the expectations this week by liking and/or disliking three movies chosen by the Patreons! First, a space prince meets up with a weird posse led by Liam Neeson to fight a space monster and get his space girlfriend back in "Krull." Then, Christian Slater uses his skateboarding techniques to catch his brother's killers in "Gleaming the Cube." Finally, a couple of British actors accidentally go on vacation but do drugs on purpose in "Withnail & I." All this plus Sweetman, Nerds News, DVDs, junk mail, Sean, No Japan stories and so much more! Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll light a match off our own burning skull and then extinguish it with pee for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise!

With Sean still out of the country, your Junk Food Dinner boys have reached out to the newly crowned King of the Heartland, former movie-ghoul and long-time friend of the show Mike Dikk (of Virtual Pros podcast fame and more) to fill in. Together, we explore the brave new worlds presented by three films released in this very year of 2018. Up first! It's the movie every cult movie fan is talking about / disagreeing over: Mandy from 2018! We're all very aware of Mike McBeardo McPadden's takes on this surreal revenge fantasy thriller from Canadian director Panos Cosmatos (son of the dude who directed COBRA), but what about our takes? Can we possibly find anything to agree about in regards to this film, or even how much Nic Cage is too much Nic Cage? Donloyd and listen. Next up! If you've ever wanted to see Zazie Beetz star in a movie from director Austin Vesely, then 2018's Slice is the movie for you. It's the age old tale of Chance the Rapper and his pizza delivery homeboys getting wrapped up in a criminal mystery around town. We'll give you all of our opinions on this movie, free of charge, when you listen to our podcast. Finally! It's a third movie: Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich from 2018. One of the several Puppet Master movies released in recent years within a series of confusing timelines, alternate universes, and odd casting choices, will this one (the one with Tom Lennon) stand out above the pack of toy-based Charles Band productions? We know already and you'll find out soon. All this plus slow-purge jerk-offs, dangerous episodes, tributes to fallen comrades, off-mic coughs, knocks on doors, an interesting fidelity overall, caller corrections, faith-based healing, our weekly news & Blu-ray Picks, what even is a Skype?, no mention of ride-giving, snazzy beats and a whole lot more! Direct Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll light a match off our own burning skull and then extinguish it with pee for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise!

Junk Food Dinner is here to help you celebrate Thanksgiving with three Australian turkeys, compliments of wacky Aussie phenomenon Yahoo Serious. And in order to properly contextualize the work of Mr. Serious, we are joined by actual Australian and long-time listener/caller Tom from Adelaide! Up first, we check out the film that put Yahoo Serious on the map and made him an international superstar, Young Einstein from 1988. In this intentionally fictional account of Albert Einstein's life, Serious plays him as a Tasmanian apple farmer who is trying to put bubbles into beer, invent surfing and create rock 'n roll. Next, in Yahoo's next flick, he again attempts to retell the story of an actual person, this time infamous Australian outlaw Ned Kelly, in a slapstick and cartoonish manner in Reckless Kelly from 1993. And finally, in his third and final film, Yahoo Serious plays an mishap-prone handy man who works at an egg factory and falls in love with an equally goofy girl in Mr. Accident from 2000. All this plus witty banter between friends, tales from the Outback, the new Leprechaun trailer, vape noises, Nerd News, blu-rays and so much more. LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct Donloyd Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).

We're back with another round of flicks chosen by our Patreons. And this time, Mark's with us, too! First, Dick Johnson stars in a James Bond rip off wherein he's tasked with finding sexy assassins in "Deadlier than the Male." Next, law enforcement agents are on the hunt for counterfeiter Willem Dafoe in William Friedkin's "To Live and Die in LA." Finally, schoolboy by day, yakuza boss by night in Takashi Miike's "Fudoh: The New Generation." All this, plus Rikishi Mike, ZebraMan Chat, Sean is going on Vacation, Who likes Venom? DVDs, Nerd News, Stan Lee Chat and like 4 other things! Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll eat a pork roll, egg & cheese on a kaiser bun for your love and support. Also, check out these weird new shirts!