Kar Dishin' It: All Things Kardashian

KKW Beauty is open for business, after ten long years in the making! Kim pulls out all the stops for the splashy, flower-filled launch party, Khloe drags us on a pretend house hunt, and Kourt yells at Scott while wearing a Wonder Woman shirt.

It’s time to head back to Cleveland for an episode where Kris and Kourt see Khloe’s life with her main man, Tristan. There’s also a food tour of New York for Kim’s last unhealthy hurrah, Scott being a mopey sad-sack like usual, and plenty more!

Kourt and Scott’s drama is officially international as they bring their endless dramz to Cannes and, of course, we’re loving it. We gab about it as well as the Planned Parenthood storyline, all the girls’ halloween costumes and tons more!

Who doesn’t love a good ol’ sisters getaway on KUWTK?? It’s honestly one of our fave things because we get to see the girls all kinds of loopy and, in this case, many glasses deep into some wine. This week’s Santa Barbara trip is a fun one — let’s hear it for Kendall’s bike spill — and we also break down whether or not Kourt should be using highlighter, how Kim is bitchy when she’s with Cheban, and read a great listener email.

For those of you who missed it in “Life Of Kyle,” we get some Met Ball behind the scenes madness with Kim on this week’s episode, along with a sleepover at Aunt Khloe’s, Kourtney having a hot date, and Kris flaking in the fakest way. We also gab about Bethenny Frankel and Cypress Hill as grade A instgram commenters, Marcy being basically a surgeon and Chyna suing the whole damn family! Also, listen for a great Puddy cameo.

Oh heck yeah. It’s time we finally get to see some of the MADNESS of Kourtney’s wild 38th birthday party in Mexico in this week’s episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. It was teased endlessly through a zillion thong-filled pics and snaps and it delivers bigtime. There’s eggplant piñatas, kimoji pool floats, shot glass necklaces and cheeks, cheeks, cheeks!

We’re so happy to have KUWTK back! Boy, did we need this. The ladies dish on the seemingly endless Rob/Chyna drama with new suits against Chyna from Rob and lil sis Kylie, Kourtney’s boy-toy Younes and his 3 degrees of separation from EVERYONE, and how does one celebrate the anniversary of a robbery?

Oh lord, there is news to get through, guys!! It was a trying couple of days waiting to discuss the bombshell Kylie pregnancy announcement but, guess what? By waiting, we were able to also tackle KHLOE’S huge pregnancy announcement!!! It’s been a dang rollercoaster ride. We get into all the babies-to-come and manage to also tackle this week’s big 10th Anniversary Reunion episode in all its Seacrestian glory.

Hallelujah we finally reached the finale of Life of Kylie! Jess and Marcy discuss that hot hot new KUWTK promo, Rob & Chyna’s custody settlement, and we really cream our jeans over Kim’s beach body. In the finale of LoK there are baby alpacas, Shamans, and Kris desperately trying to make a cohesive reality tv show for her baby daughter. It’s a struggle for all of us. It’s been a long, strange trip, babies — much like Peru to Houston to LA. Give a listen!

As we move towards next week’s season finale of “Life of Kylie,” we bring in another insanely fun guest to hold down the fort alongside Jess and Marcy — our bud Joanna Calo (“Bojack Horseman”)! We get into Kim’s risk-taking New York Fashion Week, Marcy getting the VIP treatment at the Las Vegas Magic Mike show, reconnecting with your college roots, and how Kylie relates to cleft palates because she had thin lips once.