In our last recap of season 13, we hate on our number one villain Jamel — he's taken Kendall's spot —, reflect on everyone's peaks and pits, and how badly we wish we could just hang out getting shit lasered off our bodies. Before that, we dig into the ugly headlines of late re: Khloe and Kylie ripping off young designers and try to unpack the very upsetting Bachelor in Paradise scandal that hit the news this week. It's a wild ride.

This week on Kar Dishin’ It we have a special guest, Eugene Cordero, filling in for Jess. We discuss the Nazis behind Kendall’s recent Adidas campaign. Rob getting his period was the least upsetting part of this episode. Kendall is in India for one day and befriends a gay prince who then travels to Calabasas and glamours the entire family. Plus Jay Leno doesn’t want to be there.

Apparently Kim’s appearance on ‘Watch What Happens Live!' was the biggest Kardashian news of the week, and we give more scoop on the live taping! On this week’s episode of Kar Dishin' It we discuss a week’s worth of Scott’s revenge affairs, Kourtney’s thin but overly stretched storyline, and the real saga … Rob and Chyna. Plus you know we gotta celebrate Kimye's anniversary!!!

Hoo-boy! Are you ready for this?!? Because we've got the sizzling hot scoop on everything that went down at this week's LA taping of "Watch What Happens Live"... with featured guest KIM KARDASHIAN! That's right, your Kar Dishin' It gals where front and center at the event, and maybe even interacted with our beloved Queen. We also recap a fun KUWTK episode full of sisterly bonding, talk about a scary string of Kardashian-related robberies and read a listener email who calls us out in an all-too-fair way!

We're back for part two of the family trip to Costa Rica but unlike Scott and Kourtney's relationship, this ep really fizzled out fast. We still have PLENTY to talk about, including Steph Shep's killer interview, a Joe Biden family sex scandal, and realizing Kylie might actually just still be a kid. Also, this week we get to some fun listener emails, including learning the correct way to pronounce the last name of a major KUWTK player who Jess is particularly obsessed with right now.

This was maybe our FAVORITE episode to recap this season. We’re in the desert of Dubai, we’re at a Costa Rican Dinosaur Park, we’re on the back porch at Hugo’s, and Scott might have had a new in lady in each of those locations. Kardashian family vacations are always a favorite and this one is filled with sex, lies, and Steph Shep on the phone with security again.

It's another jam-packed Kar Dishin It as we tackle everything from the Met Ball to the Frye Festival disaster to getting champagne drunk on a boat. And that's before we even dig into this wild cliffhanger of an episode, where Kim channels her innermost bitch... and we love it.

While this was a juicy episode filled with all kinds of drama between Rob and Chyna, we had ourselves a ball talking about Kourtney’s 38th birthday fest in Mexico, a.k.a. The Butt Party Heard Round The World. We slip into our black thongs and break down Caitlin and Kris’s gold facials, ex-boxes being a hilarious Kim joke, and… trying to figure out the Armenian genocide.

Although some people might have been hoping for an episode focused on Kanye’s mental breakdown, we got what we really wanted, an episode centered around Ronnie from the Jersey Shore...NOT! We got three commercials pretending to be storylines, two henleys, and the return of Kendall’s shitty posture.

Finally we have funny Khloe back with us, we missed her and her one-liners. We’re discussing too many Kylie issues: her show, her prom, her maybe staged breakup. We’re exhausted with her already. In this week’s KUWTK recap we cover Kim hating people filming her while she’s being filmed, tense Caitlyn/Khloe relations, and Scott trying to win Kourtney back while Khloe sits nearby in sexy bathing suit.