Kar Dishin' It: All Things Kardashian

It's another jam-packed Kar Dishin It as we tackle everything from the Met Ball to the Frye Festival disaster to getting champagne drunk on a boat. And that's before we even dig into this wild cliffhanger of an episode, where Kim channels her innermost bitch... and we love it.

While this was a juicy episode filled with all kinds of drama between Rob and Chyna, we had ourselves a ball talking about Kourtney’s 38th birthday fest in Mexico, a.k.a. The Butt Party Heard Round The World. We slip into our black thongs and break down Caitlin and Kris’s gold facials, ex-boxes being a hilarious Kim joke, and… trying to figure out the Armenian genocide.

Although some people might have been hoping for an episode focused on Kanye’s mental breakdown, we got what we really wanted, an episode centered around Ronnie from the Jersey Shore...NOT! We got three commercials pretending to be storylines, two henleys, and the return of Kendall’s shitty posture.

Finally we have funny Khloe back with us, we missed her and her one-liners. We’re discussing too many Kylie issues: her show, her prom, her maybe staged breakup. We’re exhausted with her already. In this week’s KUWTK recap we cover Kim hating people filming her while she’s being filmed, tense Caitlyn/Khloe relations, and Scott trying to win Kourtney back while Khloe sits nearby in sexy bathing suit.

For a week with such a thin KUWTK episode, there was so much bullshit in the news -- Thank god! We go in deep on Kendall’s abysmal Pepsi ad, rail hard on French Montana, and also learn that Melanie Griffith and Kris are BFFs. Kendall is not the only tone-deaf sister this week as we learn when Khloe tells us she’s a “trailblazer” for the plus size movement. Plus, we talk about Kim being a hero and giving that catheter GOLD. We’ll carry her bag of pee any day.

We have Tricia back with us and there’s so much katching up to do! We’re talking Lamar’s US Weekly interview, Blac Chyna being a pawn for Tokyo Toni, and how attracted to Corey Marcy finds herself. We dive into Kourtney being monotone for Jesus, wonder if Rob's finally happy, and hate on Kendall’s terrible posture. Plus Kylie keeps getting it wrong. But truly much much more, it’s a jam packed episode.

Jess and Marcy are riding tandem for this emotional episode, so grab the tissues. We finally get to discuss Kim's Paris robbery and hoo-buddy we really go there. Plus, we talk sex toys and angels in this VERY SPECIAL episode of Kar Dishin' It!

We're finally in recap heaven this week after the long-awaited KUWTK Season 13 premiere! But, boy oh boy, did they really bury the lede. We're also discussing planes you can’t pee on, what the hell is really going on at DASH, and what Kourtney isn'tsaying about Scott. Plus, we try out a Kardashian-endorsed product and, let's just say, WOW.

This is a humiliating episode. KUWTK did not premiere last week. It actually premieres *this* Sunday. This is our Chris Humphries and, like that marriage, this is Kris’s fault! This week we have some happy reports about Rob, we discuss the VERY DRAMATIC new trailer for season 13, and Marcy really messed up last week's corrections so she has to eat sh*t this week.

This week on Kar Dishin' It the ladies discuss Kourtney going to church with Justin Bieber, the rumor that Blac Chyna is stealing Kanye away from Kim and Rob's okra diabetes cure.