Jared checks in from Los Angeles for another Ticked Off Tuesday, ready to turn everyday annoyances into comedy gold. First up is the chaos of calling his parents, where a simple “hello” takes a full minute, and his mom somehow “merges” calls she can’t even answer properly. Then it’s on to breakfast at a very L.A. café, where Jared resists two heavenly slices of baguette and butter and declares that bread should be opt-in, not automatic sabotage. Listener complaints follow, including a massage that skipped the back entirely, Target mobile orders with no straws, kids splashing in the adults-only jacuzzi, and a neighbor who won’t stop “helping” with parallel parking. Whether it’s phones, food, or unsolicited advice, Jared finds the funny in frustration and makes you feel a little less alone in your own petty grievances!

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