Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

No headlines this week as they were mistaken thrown onto a bonfire.

Also revealed: We talk cold hard numbers...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

No headlines this week due to a scary clown.

Also revealed: We laugh a bit too hard...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

No headlines this week as a naughty dog ate them.

Also revealed: We discover that Andrew Parkes has a twitter account (@ParkesTheEditor)

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include: Due to a printing error, there's no headlines this week.

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Cheap sex toy causes titillation among customers.
• Pantomime cow cull begins in Stroud.
• Pensioner knocked sparko by apologetic attacker.
• Council defends new revenue stream through narcotics grown in city centre flowerpots.

Also revealed: We forget to celebrate.

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Man takes photo of bridge maintenance.
• Neighbour's unrequited love manifests itself in tedious poem.
• Roller skating grandmother threatened by child with voice like Ian Paisley.
• Woman slammed for owning car after reliving tragic incident.

Also revealed: We issue a call for constructive criticism.

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Bomb disposal team carries out controlled explosion on WWII traffic cone.
• Cry for help results in brewery challenge for local editor.
• Abused parrot finally speaks out.
• McDonald's introduces McTragic meal for wedding reception held in restaurant.

Also revealed: We feature a story that p*sses on all that came before.

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Council criticized after including brothel expenses in pensioner's budget plans.
• Shoddily painted boulders vandalised.
• Fast food restaurant slammed after enforcing equine drive-thru ban.
• Woman startled by massive 3ft monster.

Also revealed: The News Shopper evades us again...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Former Dallas star refutes alleged homophobia at local bowling alley.
• Jazz musician Reindeer Shank found safe and well in Blackheath.
• Woman vows to never return to London after foot licking horror.
• Saved cow, dies.

Also revealed: Rob talks pottery...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Band of rogue journalists deny stealing fencing for new theme park.
• Social worker subjects reluctant family to fried chicken.
• Elvis fans flock to Croydon after misleading promotional video.
• 49-year-old former primary school pupil attacked by superimposed fox.

Also revealed: We make a desperate plea for reviews.