Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Customer mistakenly identifies insect found in kebab.
• University withdraws funding after remote controlled cockroach.
• Pavlova theft sparks nationwide condemnation.
• Shrub implicated in swan murder.

Also revealed: Alex has an axe to grind...not literally.

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Customer suggests anarchic new burger to fast food 'restaurant'.
• Journalist meets premature end over unsympathetic story.
• Fairies discovered in rural barn.
• Tourist found using correct pronunciation results in immediate name change for Welsh village.

Also revealed: Rob uncovers his true heritage...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Taxi driver discovers headlights after 13 years in the business.
• Pigeon fancier grounded by council.
• English breakfast composition discussion descends into anarchy.
• Significant breakthrough in historical saw theft rocks local community.

Also revealed: The continental feel continues...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Mysterious rise in repetitive strain injury in Stroud.
• 26 liars revealed after local survey on television ownership.
• Work-shy gypsy curses haunted council house.
• Grandmother mourns loss of crap Christmas present.

Also revealed: Rob's dress sense is called into question...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Deputy Chief Sewer Flusher once again overlooked for promotion.
• Mysterious dusty vase found among Christmas presents.
• Missing dog loses picture competition.
• Train Operating Company denies passenger culling suggestion to reducing running costs.

Also revealed: Alex completes a jigsaw...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Kidnapper passes through customs after producing consent letter from victim's father.
• Police finger suspect in prosthetic arm theft.
• Makers of Monopoly struggle to fill board with local landmarks for new Swindon based edition.
• The ubiquitous White Van Man strikes again.

Also revealed: We dole out ill-advised relationship advice...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• One man responsible for shock Whitehall biscuit budget overspend.
• Cultured man exiled from Croydon.
• Local entrepreneur admits nonexistence sales of new Remembrance Day ice cream.
• Lamb's heart revealed as must have toy of 2013.

Also revealed: So this is the LA Christmas episode and what have we done? Another podcast over and another soon to come.

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Man offered under-the-counter sheep in pub.
• Fisherman mistakes fish for crocodile.
• Multilingual vigilante gives burglars good hiding.
• Former England midfielder gives poem to tattooist.

Also revealed: Alex gets distracted...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

No headlines this week as they've become caught in the Christmas decorations.

Also revealed: We mourn the loss of a particular 1980's cartoon family.

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

No headlines this week as they have contracted a virus and have subsequently been quarantined.

Also revealed: We mourn the loss of the Editor's Eye...