Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang

Part Two of CULTCH WAR: An "I Don't Think So, Honey!" Deathmatch is here! 20 of New York's most exciting comedians present their very best "I Don't Think So, Honeys!" But there is a twist: the comedians are split into teams captained by Bowen and Matt and compete in a judged tournament to see who among them is the ULTIMATE in cultural destruction. 20 comedians...but who will win? Find out NOW on the epic finale of CULTCH WAR!

Part Two featuring Chrissy Shackelford, Shalewa Sharpe, Gabe Gonzalez, Peter Smith, Marcia Belsky, Nicole Silverberg, Michelle Buteau, Annie Donley, Tim Murray, Pat Regan, Michael Hartney, Alise Morales, Greta Titelman, Rae Sanni, Dylan Marron, and David Mizzoni. Blue Ribbon Panel: Joel Kim Booster, Michelle Collins, and Tyler Coates.

Recorded Live 11/7/17 at VILLAIN in Brooklyn, NY!

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Part One of CULTCH WAR: An "I Don't Think So, Honey!" Deathmatch is here! 20 of New York's most exciting comedians have been summoned to the VILLAIN stage in Brooklyn to present their very best "I Don't Think So, Honeys!" But this show is not all fun and games and "community." No, bitch...there is a twist: the comedians are split into teams captained by Bowen and Matt and compete in a judged tournament to see who among them is the ULTIMATE in cultural destruction. 20 comedians...but who will win...the CULTCH WAR.

Part One featuring Pat Regan, Dylan Marron, Alise Morales, Greta Titelman, David Mizzoni, Sam Taggart, Rae Sanni, Mitra Jouhari, Tim Murray, and Michael Hartney. Blue Ribbon Panel: Joel Kim Booster, Michelle Collins, and Tyler Coates. 

Recorded Live 11/7/17 at VILLAIN in Brooklyn, NY!

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The old wives have been saying it since the Middle Ages: “enjoy the table you’re at, especially if June Squibb is at that table!” The kind and supremely talented Drew Droege joins Matt & Bowen in studio to talk about his critically acclaimed play, Bright Colors And Bold Patterns (playing Nov. 12 - Jan. 7 @ SoHo Playhouse!), Chloë Sevigny, Harvey Fierstein’s Torch Song, Villain origin stories, The Oscars post-Weinstein, and more on an electric new ep! They also talk about Diane Wiest. Why? Because there’s only one Diane Wiest and that’s Diane Fucking Wiest. Also, Bowen encourages everyone to see Greta Gerwig’s Lady Bird, Drew hopes Get Out snags Best Picture, and Matt asks Bowen, “what’s your verdict on Kiernan Shipka?” 

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Welcome to: Cultch War.

It's fight week: and fight week...is...an acrimonious affair!!!

Listen to this "Sportscenter Style" Cultch War preview and be completely compared for the Battle Royale. Matt and Bowen breakdown every matchup, every bracket, and every personality. Catch up on all 18 comedians, why were they chosen, their weaknesses, strengths, histories, and x-factors.

Blue-Ribbon Panel of Judges: Joel Kim Booster, Michelle Collins, and...and a MYSTERY judge!!

How the fucking shit are you not going to Cultch War?

Don't hate yourself for the rest of your life. In 5 years, it would cost $850 to see this lineup. BUT TICKETS NOW!

Tuesday, November 7 -- Villian -- 8:30PM -- 307 Kent Avenue, Brooklyn

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It was cold this morning. So very cold. So cold that a deep chill permeated every inch of my body. I almost stayed in bed; I almost let it defeat me. But I've seen enough of this life to know that if I could only get out the door, only survive the subway, and only burrow into my office, I could pour myself a steamy, creamy, delicious cup of Las Culturistas - and the chill would be obliterated. And my friends: hark! This week's brew warmed me right up because Mr. Rogers and Mr. Yang made it just the way I like it... chock full of Ms. Christi Chiello!!

Matt and Bowen are bringing you some brand new rules of culture (#32: All Dogs Go To Heaven), brand new "I Don't Think So, Honeys" (Adult Acne), and brand new original songs (well, you'll just have to listen for yourself!). Christi's defining culture is Boy Bands - and this ep goes DEEP! Also - a breakdown of Demi Lovato's new documentary, some questions about Anderson Cooper, and a totally refreshing discussion about religion (Really? Yes! Really!). The culture is bountiful (Riverdale, Michael Jackson, Taylor Swift, etc) - so take big sips! Warm up your heart; warm up your life!

Love to you all and see you at Cultch War, 

Joe (HPJ for the fans)

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When the children sit around years from now and reflect back on their favorite episode of Las Culturistas, you will hear all sorts of "expected" responses: Rachel Bloom's "Wedding"! Pat Regan's "Nicolette"! Josh and Aaron's six hour long Drag Race episode! And sure, all the sheep will nod along. But there will be some, let us call them "the cool kids," who will pick their heads up knowingly and crow, "Joel Kim Booster's SECOND episode is the purest distillation of the Las Culturistas form!" That's right y'all: it's a CULT CLASSIC. Why? Well - Bowen, right back from Australia, is so jet lagged that he can barely keep it together (and yes, at one point Bo does claim to have a list of "divas" he loves, lists one "diva," and then groggily exclaims "Divas. Divas. I love Divas.") Matt tries to AGAIN relitigate a niche NYC show - which leads to Joel pointing out the magic of Las Culturistas: "the thing that I love about this podcast is that it is so alienating to viewers." And what about Joel himself? Well before you check out his new album MODEL MINORITY (coming very very soon!), check him on this ep talking about Sex in Seattle, Young Sheldon, Mandy Moore, Carrie Coon, Demi Lovato, musical theater auditions, and so much more. 

Did you buy your tickets to CULTCH WAR yet?? Did you buy your tickets to I DON'T THINK SO, HONEY yet??? What are you waiting for?? Much love to you all, HPJ 

"I'm your favorite animal" - Matt to Bo, when Bo said he likes Koalas

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Legalize Oatmeal Raisin! The talented, warm, and LA-Bound powerhouse Blair Socci is in studio to talk about religion, dating, competitive surfing, Jagged Little Pill (!), and her idol: Gwen Stefani. Matt shares some of his father's aphorisms (to an unreceptive Bo). Bowen talks about the time Jude Law broke his heart (to a very receptive Matt)! And yes they talk about Scandal, and trips to Mexico, and trucker hats, and auditioning, and TLC, and fuck-nannies....BUT the highlight, in an episode full of highlights, is Blair's loving tribute to the women of the comedy community. Some beautiful and necessary words! NYC will miss her very much!

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ONE NIGHT ONLY: Mike Kelton is such a radiant beam of light that Matt and Bowen are forced to swap out the negative "I Don't Think So, Honey" segment for the extremely positive and uplifting "Yaz Hunni!" segment! And YAZ HUNNI, Bowen does his about Hot and Spicy Cheez-Its! But if you think that's all this episode has going for it, then you are sorely mistaken. Of COURSE Matt lists the credits; of COURSE Bowen charms with the compliments - but then Kelton gets right into it with a 14 minute rendition of his famous parable, the "Elevator Story" (21:20). The story is so good that I've used it to make a point in my real life TWICE and the episode hadn't even come out yet. The story includes lawyers, Pride, the fire department, and Brian Faas so any good Culturista is going to want to check it out ASAP. But wait. There's more: Mike talks about the influence of Jagged Little Pill (34:38), our hosts breakdown Clueless vs. Mean Girls (39:30), and we get to hear about Mike's new show "Shade: Queens Of NYC" (44:30) which everyone is going to want to check out - it sounds likes essential viewing. Thanks to Mike for coming on! We all look up to you and appretiate you coming out! Enjoy the episode everyone...and rate 5 stars! - HPJ

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Warning: this episode is a "whirlwind of culture" and no one is safe! Las Culturistas go deep on Beyonce, Kanye, Kelly Clarkson, Donald Glover, the service industry, and Jaboukie's socialist co-op. Matt tells a disturbing/ hilarious story of a wild night in Chicago. Bowen passionately attacks the abuses of the ice-cream industry. Jaboukie regales the room with heroic "quitting the job" stories. It's episode 50!!! Time to CELEBRATE!! -HPJ

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A podcast FEAST! The one-and-only JO FIRESTONE, one of my favorite comedians of all time, joins Matt and Bowen to talk the power of Demi Lovato, the horrors of catering, and the nuisance of not having a butt. Bowen shares his (bizarre) love of airplane food, and Matt hilariously rails against a homophobic woman on the subway. Everyone sings and sounds GREAT, obviously. And perhaps I'm biased but I just have to say - it's another instant classic. Write this one up Splitsiderrrr cause if this isn't "the podcast of the week," I don't know what is. - HPJ

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