Laughing On The Sidelines

On this week's episode, you finally get to meet Scotty's wife, and Scotty had a rough weekend. A California girlfriend kind of got away with murder, and Detroit may have lost, but the future is very bright. Have you ever made a homemade "fun time" video, and how long do you listen to a door-to-door salesperson? What is the dumbest way you have hurt yourself, and what is a rejected name for male enlargement surgery? What are the worst celebrity baby names, and could you sell cats door-to-door? Enjoy another episode, and keep, laughing.

On this week's episode, Derek does the same thing as JP, and Scotty survives his flights to Florida. The NFL playoffs are down the last 4 teams, and most people are rooting for Detroit. Have you ever been hit in the nuts so hard that you threw up, and how old is too old to participate in a mosh pit? How would you want your cohosts to die, and what are some rejected songs to be played during sexy time? What are the worst songs to hear at karaoke, and could you ever heckle the Paralympic Games? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week's episode, the OG's are back for the 5th year anniversary of the podcast. The NFL Playoffs are kicking off, and kids in Africa are going to appreciate some Washington National Champions t-shirts. Have you ever farted and blamed it on the dog, and how much do you like freshly grated cheese from Olive Garden? What noises would you leas expect from a porta-potty, and what historic events should never be turned into a musical? What are the whitest names, and would you rather have no AC in the summer, or no heat in the winter? Here's to another 5 years, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week's episode, Scotty has won the Fantasy Football Championship for the fourth consecutive year (kinda), and Derek gets 4XL pajamas. Joe Flacco can still play football, and the Detroit Lions got hosed against Dallas. Have you ever injured yourself while doing something stupid, and how many times can you blackout in a bar before you get banned? What do you predict will happen in 2024, and what are some rejected names for orgasms? If you were a thief stealing things that would inconvenience people, what would you steal, and could you be banned from the grocery store? Here's to another year of Laughing on the Sidelines, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week's episode, Scotty heads to western Kansas, and Steve is annoyed by his in-law at Christmas dinner. The Lions are finally the Kings of the North, and Joe Flacco is only 38. The Chiefs blow it against the Raiders, and Jack Jones has created a Raider hater for life. Have you ever pranked someone so badly the called the cops, and when are you going to bed on New Year's Eve? What are some rejected names for fake boobs, and what is 2024's new slogan? What are some New Years resolutions you won't be able to follow through with, and could you be the Santa at a swinger's bar? Happy New Year, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week's episode, Scotty and Steve are feeling festive, but Derek doesn't want to play along. Arthur Smith is the worst fantasy football coach ever, and UFC 296 gets crazy outside of the ring. Have you ever vindictively peed on something, and How many inflatable Christmas decorations are too many? What would you give the kids on the Naughty list if you were Santa, and what animals would be terrible pulling Santa's sleigh? What are the strangest things to ask Santa for Christmas, and would you tolerate a trampoline in your front yard? Enjoy another episode, and have a Merry Christmas, assholes!

On this week's episode, Scotty gets locked and loaded for a recon mission, and Mike releases his comedy special. The LA Dodgers may have created a Dynasty, and Patrick Mahomes throws a tantrum for not getting a call for a change. Have you ever farted during sex, and how many coupons are too many coupons for a busy shopping line? Where are the worst places to see a streaker, and what are some rejected names for a cream pie? What are your favorite urban legends, and could you survive with your phone only maxing out at 15% battery life? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week's episode, thank you all for your Spotify Wrap messages, and Derek returns as the two-time champ! Florida State may have gotten robbed, and the Chiefs lose even when Swift shows up. Do you do the sniff test before doing the dirty, and have you ever forgot to buy your significant other a Christmas gift? What do you consider as cheating, and what is a name for a special needs music group? Who do you wish would be on American dollar bills, and could you poop in a toilet on display in a hardware store? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week's episode, JP has purchase another bowling ball, and Wichita got enough snow for Scotty to snowboard down a small hill. Jared "Gawful" makes an appearance on Thanksgiving, and Philadelphia fans are ruthless when they are young. Matt Rife pisses off all of the offended people, and a 6 year-old gets smeared for painting his face with team colors. Have you ever drank so much that you forgot where you were, and how close to closing time can you go into a restaurant? What are some rejected names for Viagra and how can you nicely tell someone they are dumb? What are the weirdest state laws, and what if you had to tell new parents their child was "special?" Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!