Laughing On The Sidelines

On This week's episode, Scotty sees the start of a 3-some at a bar, Jeremy buys more tools, and Derek drinks a lot. There will finally be a baseball game played in the new Riverfront Stadium in Wichita, but it will not be the Wichita Wind Surge. There are a lot of moves happening in the NFL as Andy Dalton signs with the Chicago Bears, and Derek is absolutely thrilled (sarcasm). What are some skills that should be tested during the NFL combine, and name a title for sports-themed porno movie? Would you rather piss nails, or shit bricks? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.  

On this week's episode, people are putting diesel engines in Mustangs, Jeremy has another project, and Derek and Scotty both have Playstation 5s. Les Miles is no longer the coach of the Kansas University football team, and "Opening Day" will have fans in the stands! No Duke and No Kentucky in this year's "March Madness" (most likely), and Dan Prescott finally signs a contract with the Dallas Cowboys. How much would it suck to date a magician, and tell me you have a small pecker without telling me you have a small pecker. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes. 

On this week's episode, Derek "Rick Rolls" his wife and she gets pissed, and we break the 100k mark on TikTok! Thank you all so much! KU beats Baylor, and Fernando Tatis Jr. signs one hell of a contract. Also J.J. Watt signs with the Cardinals so he will have the opportunity to "win a Super Bowl," and imagine getting tased while "doing the dirty." We draft our favorite Saturday Night Live alumni, and debate whether or not we would want to "spank the monkey" with sand paper. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes! 

On this week's episode, Scotty is back from his vacation in perfect health, and we are getting ready to pass 100k followers on TikTok. Albert Pujols announces he will retire after 2021. Wichita State and Illinois are doing well, but K-State basketball is awful and Jeremy might not be all that upset about it. We have a long list of questions, and a draft of the most iconic pop culture vehicles. Finally, enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes! 

On this week's episode, it's freaking cold outside, and we all hope Scotty wipes out while he is on vacation. Pitchers and catchers finally report to Spring Training, and Tom Brady gets hammered after winning the Super Bowl. The Texans release JJ Watt and does Dak Prescott stay in Dallas? What are other names for "Seven Dwarfs," and name a strip club with out of shape guys? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes.  

And That was an awful Super Bowl LV as the Buccaneers dominated an injured Kansas City Chiefs. Kentucky, Duke, UNC, and Kansas are officially out of the AP top 25 for the 1st time in recorded history, and Trevor Bauer is getting paid too much to go to LA. There was a streaker that might be a genius or a complete idiot, and have your boss call you "daddy," or get hammered off of salmon-tinis. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

On this week's episode, midgets throwing a javelin are hilarious. and Michael Jordan rookie cards are ridiculously expensive. Coaches in the MLB are still getting suspended for mistreating female reporters, and the St Louis Cardinals trade for Nolan Arenado. The Rams may have got the better end of the Matthew Stafford Jared Goff trade, and Aaron Rodgers was found celebrating his recent loss in the back of a pickup truck with a case of beer in his hand. Lastly, what would be your serial killer, nickname, and what would be a good name for an elderly nudist colony? Enjoy another episod, and keep on laughing assholes!

On this week's episode, Jeremy, Derek, and Scotty are all back! Scotty gets the shit scared out of him trying to watch the UFC fight, not a single player makes the MLB Hall Of Fame in 2021, and quarterbacks like Stafford, Watson, and even Aaron Rodgers may be on the move in the offseason. Name a time when a touchdown celebration is not appropriate, and bizarre Guinness Book Of World Records. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

On this week's episode, Jeremy Rush steps in for Jeremy Joseph while he recovers from his torn rectum. The Mets fire their GM for. sending. dirty texts to a female reporter, and Duke, UNC, and Kentucky are out of the AP Top 25 for the first time since  1961. Patrick Mahomes is in the "Concussion Protocol" after Sunday's game, and we may have seen the last NFL game for the Legend, Drew Brees. The shortest books of all time make an appearance, and rejected names for tampons. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

This week, Scotty finally gets his championship belt, and Jeremy & Derek make fun of him for it. The MLB season is on schedule and will play the full 162 game season, and Alabama wins again. Mitch Trubisky wins the Nickelodeon Player of the Game... even though, he didn't win. Lose your taste and smell, or have irritable bowel syndrome? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!