Laughing On The Sidelines

On this week's episode, Scotty and Jeremy have awesome weeks with really sh*tty weather, and the World Series comes to an end. Khabib retires from the UFC, and Odel Beckham Jr. is out for the season with a torn ACL. The Cowboys drop another game against the "Football Team", and they look like one of the worst Cowboy teams in several years. Daniel Jones trips over his own feet on an amazing run, and DK Metcaff is an absolute beast after he stops a pick-6. The are more of Jeremy's favorite segment, and another great draft of absolutely ugly professional athletes, Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes, 

This week, the 2020 World Series has finally started! Do the Rays spoil the Dodgers' chances of buying a World Series trophy? Atlanta sports teams love to blow late leads, but the Falcons pull out a win over the Vikings after fining Dan Quinn. How bad did Cam Newton look against the Denver Broncos, and is Ryan Tannehill an elite quarterback? Arron Rodgers looked awful against the Tampa Bay Bucs, and Andy Dalton could not get the Cowboys a win over Arizona. What are your favorite sports team traditions? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing assholes.    

On this week's episode, It's Scotty's birthday, and no one really cares. David "The Caveman" Rickels wins his debut fight in the BKFC, and it is still more impressive than the Lakers winning the NBA Finals. The Tampa Bay Rays are up 2-0 on the Astros, and The Atlanta Braves are up 2 games on the Dodgers (HELL YEAH!!!) The Chiefs get upset by the Raiders, and Ady Dalton might be the answer to Jerry Jones' prayers. What are the best individual plays of all time, and would you rather always have loud farts that didn't smell, or "silent but deadlies"? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

On this week's episode, the WNBA had a Finals... and literally no one cared. The real NBA have their Finals, and LeBron gets so pissed that he walks off the court with 5 seconds left in the game. The Cardinals and the Cubs both lose, and Scotty and Derek are pissed. Joe Burrow is the real deal again, and the Dallas Cowboys actually lost to the Cleveland Browns. Finally, what are the most iconic sports photos of all time and have you ever heard of "Midget Batman?" Apparently, they are making a movie. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

This week, The 2020 Major League Baseball Postseason has finally started, and we don't know anything about hockey; but the Tampa Bay Lightning won the championship or something. The LA Chargers' team doctor stabbed Tyrod Taylor, and Dak Prescott still doesn't deserve a $40M contract. Drew Brees is getting old, and Patrick Mahomes may be pretty good at football. The Bears finally bench Mitch Trubisky, and if you could make any movie into a porno, what movie would you pick? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing, assholes! 

This week, the guys discuss merchandise coming soon, and kidney stones. Yes, you read that correctly. The MLB playoff picture is getting clearer and the LA Dodgers seem to be the favorites. 2020 still sucks as so many NFL superstars get injured during week 2, and the damn Atlanta Falcons don't know the onside kick rules. What are the biggest upsets of all time and what movies would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical? Enjoy another hilarious episode and keep on laughing, assholes!

This week's episode, Scotty shaves his head for a good cause (@team_jocelyn), and Jeremy gets into a fight at Lowe's! Brewer's pitcher Brent Suter falls off of the mound while pitching, and Kansas University bars fans from going to the football game (like they really had to). Now, we can finally say it: "FOOTBALL IS BACK, BABY!" Week 1 had some pleasant surprises, and imagine if volleyball players had Tourettes Syndrome! Would you rather shit your pants, or get KO'ed? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes.   

This week, Fantasy Football is back, and the draft was extremely anti-climactic. Nick Foles will not be the starting quarterback for the Chicago Bears, Leonard Fournette goes to Tampa Bay, and Von Miller may be out for the season! The Yankees and Red Sox both are playing terrible baseball, and listeners make some awesome comments telling Scotty that he sucks! Finally, we draft the worst sports uniforms of all time, and please don't vote for Derek. Enjoy another hysterical episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

This week "Jabroni" becomes a word in the dictionary, a digital fan flashes her boobs during an NBA game, and a cardboard cut-out falls off the "Green Monster!" We are just over a week away from the NFL season, and Carson Went is already hurt! The guys read more "Comments & Questions" from listeners, and debate if would rather poop their pants on purpose or "b**ch-slap" the bride's mom to get out of going to someones wedding! Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

This week, the NBA Playoffs continue and no one important cares until the NBA Finals. Trevor Bauer taunts Carlos Correa with his "Free Joe Kelly" cleats, and Zach Greinke throws an "Ephus Pitch." The guys reveal some listener comments and answer some listener questions, like which sport would be best with all midgets? And. finally, would you rather Death Dive or Ski Jump? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!