Laughing On The Sidelines

This week, the guys make jokes about Scotty's weekend, discuss Fernando Tatis Jr. hitting a bomb with a huge lead, and The NBA Playoffs are finally here! What sport would you like to watch a meth head play, and what sport would be better with trampolines? Finally, "Battle Royale with Sports Equipment," and flying midgets. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Scotty can't hit a tee shot passed the ladies' tees and has to drop his pants for the next shot. The Braves troll Reese McGuire by playing "Beat It" and Oakland's Ramon Laureano charges the Houston Astros' dugout after getting beaned. What are some of the most ridiculous injuries in sports, and what are some of the biggest sports blunders of all-time. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

This week, the guys talk about Joe Kelly getting suspended after mocking Carlos Correa, Nolan Ryan and Robbin Ventura fought on the mound 27 years ago, and apparently the guys have been noticed on TikTok. We have extra-innings with runners on second, and now we are being sponsored by a drunk pack of cigarettes. Jeremy honks at golfers and who else gets pissed getting stuck behind a 5-some of senior golfers that walk the course? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes. 

This week, Derek, Jeremy, and Scotty celebrate the beginning of the 2020 baseball season, even though it probably won't last long after 14 members of the Miami Marlins test positive for COVID-19. They discuss the pitiful "first pitch" of the 2020 season by Anthony Fauci, and many other terrible "first pitches" of all time. Patrick Mahomes owns part of the Kansas City Royals, Mike Tyson is going to fight again, and make your own mascot for yourself. They draft their least favorite sports franchises and college teams and would you ever wear attire of the team you hate? Enjoy another episode and keep on laughing, assholes. 

The Major League Baseball season is days away, and 3 Houston Astros have already been hit during exhibition games. Alyssa Nakken is the first woman to coach on the field at the Major League level, and Rey Mysterio Jr. allegedly lost his eye. Tyreek Hill smokes Terrell Owens in a race, and the Washington "Whatevers" have other sh*t to talk about and it has nothing to do with the new name. What sports would be hilarious if alcohol were involved, and we draft our least favorite sportscasters. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes.  

The Washington Redskins organization announce they are changing their name, and some dude made the best investment by buying all of the options they would choose. Lamar Jackson is going to be on the cover of Madden 21, and the curse may have been broken with Patrick Mahomes. Tyreek Hill gets "Mossed", and Bruce Smith thinks having a "penis-hand" would be a good idea. We draft the most hated athletes of all-time, and Ty Cobb didn't make the cut. Enjoy another episode and keep on laughing, assholes. 

Derek and Jeremy performed stand up comedy again over the weekend, and Scotty watched "Boyz N The Hood" for the very first time. Joey Chestnut eats 75 hotdogs in 10 minutes, and we recap "Bobby Bonilla Day." Patrick Mahomes gets the largest sports contract of all-time, and Day Prescott is jealous. If you had to eat something in an eating competition, what food would you choose? Deviled eggs smell awful, and hot dogs are not sandwiches! Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!  

Derek calls in because of hangover symptoms this week, so the guys have the very loud and obnoxious host of The Esteban Show, Steve Peters. Cam Newton is going to be a Patriot and Bill Belichick may not allow him to dress like a 65 year-old woman. American Gladiators was an awesome show back in the 90's, and what would your dream date be with your favorite female athlete? Lastly, draft your top 5 NFL mascots to have a "battle Royale" to the death. Who would win? enjoy another episode and keep on laughing, assholes. 

Major League Baseball is back baby! The guys discuss the news of Major League Baseball announcing a shortened season, and The Astros are still going to get fed "chin music." Dak Prescott gets franchise tagged, and it may not be a bad thing if you hate the Dallas Cowboys. There is another draft consisting of favorite sports movie characters, and have you ever accidentally taken a drink from a spitter? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

This week, Tom Brady gets photographed wearing a Bucs jersey for the first time and sports media is going crazy over it. Believe it or not, if you have photoshopping capabilities, you would have seen it months ago. The guys pick their top 5 quarterbacks for the upcoming NFL season, if it actually happens, and steroids may have played a part in the 1998 "Home Run Race" between Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa! I know, aren't you surprised? Hats off to terrible parents for giving their children hilarious names is this weeks draft. Enjoy another episode and keep on laughing, assholes!