Lifeline

By Chris D'Elia & Matt D'EliaComedy Society & Culture Health & Fitness Mental Health

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Lifeline episodes

August 11, 2024 122. Blank Capitol of the World
LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show.
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Today, we're talking about how often you need to wash your towels, fighting in your extracurricular sports league, avoiding parking lot solicitations, going to sports games alone, and if you can know you won't like something without trying it.
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1 hr 6 min
August 04, 2024 121. The Atheist Virgin
LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show.
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Today, we're discussing towel and blanket tags, fiend trip drama, neighborhood drama, breakup drama, living at home with your folks, newborn family drama, and career changes.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
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1 hr 7 min
July 28, 2024 120. 2001: A Croissant Odyssey
LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show.
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
Today, we're discussing best practices around toilet lids and also escalators, Rock-Paper-Scissors, thoughts around eating burritos in the shower, and an epiphany derived from licking some ice cream.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
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1 hr 4 min
July 21, 2024 119. You Don't Own Life
LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show.
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☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
Today, we're discussing the phrase "behave", technique for blowing your nose, toughing it out with pet adoption, the Nike panda Dunk, and dealing with people who
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
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1 hr 5 min
July 14, 2024 118. Body-Knowledge
LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show.
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
Today, we are wondering if you'd let your partner brush your teeth for you, how to make group introductions, annoying turns of phrase, stranger danger incidents, and a question about changing your whole hair + facial hair thing up. Plus! We have a special call-in from Cody Durden who faces off against Bruno Silva this coming Saturday.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More LIFELINE:
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1 hr 9 min
July 07, 2024 117. Let Me Do My Shtuff
Come see the full taping of our first LIVE show over on ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY: available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.
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☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
Today, we had to WD40 Chris's chair, we get a checkin from Matt's favorite guy, we're talking about when to stop enabling your friend's bad habits, having repeated infidelity dreams, some movie talk, and dealing with stuck up people.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More LIFELINE:
Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
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1 hr 5 min
June 30, 2024 116. Soldier For The Truth
Come see the full taping of our first LIVE show over on ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY: available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
Today, someone sends in a new jingle for the show (it's bad!), what happens with evolving friend values, we talk about chain pizza, someone actually sends in a video asking how they can get on Beat Shazam, and responding to a constant "wait what?".
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🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More LIFELINE:
Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
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1 hr 6 min
June 23, 2024 115. Jealous Of Myself
Come see the full taping of our first LIVE show over on ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY: available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
Today, we discuss how to store opened bags of food in the freezer, how to decide where to move with your partner, how to deal with having a monotone voice, and how to get people to believe in you (even if you're an unhinged guy).
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More LIFELINE:
Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
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1 hr 4 min
June 16, 2024 114. Eat My Shorts
Come see the full taping of our first LIVE show over on ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY: available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
Today, we discuss irritating grammar, when it's appropriate to cut a line, quitting a spontaneous accent, if it's s'bitch to be a passenger, bird problems, and an analysis of the pastry problem by Rob Hay.
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🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More LIFELINE:
Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
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1 hr 6 min
June 09, 2024 113. Our Mommy & Napoleon
Come see the full taping of our first LIVE show over on ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY: available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
Today, we discuss nasopharyngeal hygiene, personality morphing, loud movie snacks, tasting your... um..., being a stick in the mud, being a multi-hyphenate, the Counting Crows and Matt's favorite submission ever?
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🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More LIFELINE:
Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline

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1 hr 7 min

About Lifeline

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Hosted by brothers Chris & Matt D’Elia, Lifeline is an advice show for problems of all shapes and sizes— from the petty to the painful. Whether it be about sex, family, money, the meaning of life,…