Lifeline

By Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Hosted by brothers Chris & Matt D’Elia, Lifeline is an advice show for problems of all shapes and sizes— from the petty to the painful. Whether it be about sex, family, money, the meaning of life,... more

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How many episodes does Lifeline have?

The podcast currently has 195 episodes available.

Lifeline episodes:

September 03, 2023 73. Lifelineissimo
LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. New episode today!
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we're discussing nostrilissimos, when you disliske someone for being too nice, when a romantic overture Is not accepted, when you're wondering what this life is all about, how to help yor partner with their cooking skills, how to get your house painted, and if you should cotinue to pursue your partner If she has literally switched sexual orientation (hint: no).
📆 Book 20 min or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
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1h 2min
August 27, 2023 72. Call The Cops I’ll Have Sex With Them
LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. New episode today!
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☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
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🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we're discussing how to handle repeat compliments, percussion-based sexism, how to apply the phrase "when in Rome" to sweaty street meats, lazy employers, and novelty t-shirts.
📆 Book 20 min or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
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54min
August 20, 2023 71. Chris Gets the Giggles
Hate all the advice? LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Fresh episodes every month.
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☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
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🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we're discussing vanity plates, coworkers who eat orange chicken every day, coworkers who are torching the bathroom, asking your neighbors if you can join them on the sesh, what to do about loud convos in public, and dealing with tough professors.
📆 Book 20 min or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More LIFELINE:
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1h 1min
August 13, 2023 70. Loud Farting Racist
Hate all the advice? LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. New episode TODAY!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
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🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we are talking about comedy as a job, unlocked memories, if you should reach out to an ex, a revisit from an old Lifeline pal, and what to do when you've been laid off.
📆 Book 20 min or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
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1h 4min
August 06, 2023 69. Christian Snail
Hate all the advice? LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. New episode TODAY!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we are talking about courting a nervous person, confronting money issues, aging with your friend group, and being worried about cigarettes.
📆 Book 20 min or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More LIFELINE:
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1h 5min
July 30, 2023 68. The Crank of Mattel
Hate all the advice? LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. 3 episodes this month!
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☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
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🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we are confronted with a controversial origin story of "Bing Bong," thoughts on thrift store shopping, advice for people in the music industry, what to expect in your 30s, confronting heavy drinking, and the boys refuse to eat crow on Barbie.
📆 Book 20 min or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More LIFELINE:
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1h 3min
July 23, 2023 67. One Pound Plopper
Hate all the advice? LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury.
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we have advice for a guy who keeps getting attacked by a shark, a house decorating question, how to respond to "Anything fun to do around here?", and a discussion about how many women order food.
📆 Book 20 min or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More LIFELINE:
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1h 9min
July 16, 2023 66. Desperado
Hate all the advice? LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury.
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☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
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🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we are talking about how Desperado isn't good, advice for a cop moonlighting as a DJ, if kids need a mother figure, and female on male proposal ideas.
📆 Book 20 min or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More LIFELINE:
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1h
July 09, 2023 65. Four Days After the Splurt
Hate all the advice? LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. NEW EPISODE TODAY!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we discuss choosing between someone you get along with vs. someone you have good sex with, how to politely be a coffee snob, how to deal with needing constant validation, how to discuss living in your truck with a potential mate, and how to influence people how are above you.
📆 Book 20 min or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More LIFELINE:
📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
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1h 3min
July 02, 2023 64. Mr. No Frills
Hate all the advice? LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. NEW EPISODE TODAY!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we discuss choosing between someone you get along with vs. someone you have good sex with, how to politely be a coffee snob, how to deal with needing constant validation, how to discuss living in your truck with a potential mate, and how to influence people how are above you.
📆 Book 20 min or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More LIFELINE:
📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
💃 Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline

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1h

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How many episodes does Lifeline have?

The podcast currently has 195 episodes available.

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