Lifeline

By Chris D'Elia & Matt D'EliaComedy Society & Culture Health & Fitness Mental Health

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Lifeline episodes

January 14, 2024 92. Jesus Christ & Sebastian Stan
✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we discuss dream dinner partner (dead or alive), a friend who has been flirting with your person, the double-standard about weight comments when you're skinny but not overweight, a question about malicious compliance, and purple poopie.
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1 hr 11 min
January 07, 2024 91. Hell Sneeze
✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we discuss talking out your problems to solve them, language barriers in relationships, if it's ok to be an asshole sometimes, how to discover movies without recommendations or reviews, respecting allergies, and updates from ChatGPT girlfriend & sneeze guy.
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1 hr 12 min
December 31, 2023 90. Off The Deep End
✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we discuss hot sports guys, letting your freak flag fly, sobreity and dating, being addicting to blister popping, sperm eyebrows, horrible ice cream carton behavior... and why does Chris bring up Entrapment so much?
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1 hr 6 min
December 24, 2023 89. You Braise My Beef
✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we discuss an absolutely blazing red flag, if staring means seduction, the limit on giving Christmas gifts, being a people pleaser, the trouble with military time, and if Santa Clause is really laughing. 📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
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1 hr 5 min
December 17, 2023 88. Slumdog Chamillionaire
✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Amazing new episode just came out a few days ago!
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we discuss naughty, disrespectful parking situations, calling your dad "Daddy" as a man, is it bad to always be in a summer hemisphere, how to become rich, and how to delete a memory.
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1 hr 7 min
December 10, 2023 87. Captain Based Rizz
✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Amazing new episode just came out a few days ago!
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today Chris is actually mad about a parking lot, we discuss kleptomania in dogs, a smelly jacket, if dogs are allowed to sleep in the bed, mentally dealing with new slang, turning down groomsman duties, and how to deal with not funny people.
📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
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1 hr
December 03, 2023 86. Superpigs
✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Amazing new episode just came out a few days ago!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
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🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today starts with some unsolicited advice to Chris about hats, we then discuss etiquette for being a film snob or referencer of films, an update from Big Dog and his gf and her weird sibling update, where to look at someone with a lazy eye, and some advice for how to date in rural areas. Also, we talk about Fletch.
📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
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1 hr 2 min
November 26, 2023 85. The People v. Nostalgia
✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. New episode just came out on Friday!
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☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today, Chris has strong opinions on caramel, Matt tells a story of a childhood love triangle, we discuss having ChatGPT help with your love letters, people who get handsy while talking, what to do if you're a celeb doppelgänger, and a question about birthday gift tickets.
📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
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1 hr 2 min
November 19, 2023 84. Leg Day With Matt
✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. New episode just came out on Friday!
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☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today, a man offers Chris his hair for $100k for some reason, we discuss changing a baby's name, cringy relationships between SOs and their sibs, dicey "prenump" (lol) situation, and the most king move where a guy drools asking a question and doesn't address it or restart.
📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
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1 hr 6 min
November 12, 2023 83. Sell Me This Pen
✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. New episode just came out on Friday!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we have a revisit from toothbrush guy, a big question about big foreheads, and solving the question about how to put your pants on.
📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
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1 hr 3 min

About Lifeline

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Hosted by brothers Chris & Matt D’Elia, Lifeline is an advice show for problems of all shapes and sizes— from the petty to the painful. Whether it be about sex, family, money, the meaning of life,…