Lifeline

By Chris D'Elia & Matt D'EliaComedy Society & Culture Health & Fitness Mental Health

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Lifeline episodes

August 27, 2023 72. Call The Cops I’ll Have Sex With Them
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we're discussing how to handle repeat compliments, percussion-based sexism, how to apply the phrase "when in Rome" to sweaty street meats, lazy employers, and novelty t-shirts.
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54 min
August 20, 2023 71. Chris Gets the Giggles
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we're discussing vanity plates, coworkers who eat orange chicken every day, coworkers who are torching the bathroom, asking your neighbors if you can join them on the sesh, what to do about loud convos in public, and dealing with tough professors.
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1 hr 1 min
August 13, 2023 70. Loud Farting Racist
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we are talking about comedy as a job, unlocked memories, if you should reach out to an ex, a revisit from an old Lifeline pal, and what to do when you've been laid off.
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1 hr 4 min
August 06, 2023 69. Christian Snail
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we are talking about courting a nervous person, confronting money issues, aging with your friend group, and being worried about cigarettes.
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1 hr 5 min
July 30, 2023 68. The Crank of Mattel
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we are confronted with a controversial origin story of "Bing Bong," thoughts on thrift store shopping, advice for people in the music industry, what to expect in your 30s, confronting heavy drinking, and the boys refuse to eat crow on Barbie.
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1 hr 3 min
July 23, 2023 67. One Pound Plopper
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we have advice for a guy who keeps getting attacked by a shark, a house decorating question, how to respond to "Anything fun to do around here?", and a discussion about how many women order food.
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1 hr 9 min
July 16, 2023 66. Desperado
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we are talking about how Desperado isn't good, advice for a cop moonlighting as a DJ, if kids need a mother figure, and female on male proposal ideas.
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1 hr
July 09, 2023 65. Four Days After the Splurt
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we discuss choosing between someone you get along with vs. someone you have good sex with, how to politely be a coffee snob, how to deal with needing constant validation, how to discuss living in your truck with a potential mate, and how to influence people how are above you.
📆 Book 20 min or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
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1 hr 3 min
July 02, 2023 64. Mr. No Frills
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🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we discuss choosing between someone you get along with vs. someone you have good sex with, how to politely be a coffee snob, how to deal with needing constant validation, how to discuss living in your truck with a potential mate, and how to influence people how are above you.
📆 Book 20 min or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
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1 hr
June 25, 2023 63. I Need New York
Hate all the advice? LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury,
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we discuss getting out of unwanted group texts, male solutions for tan lines, advice for the master of French kissing, transactional nudes in a relationship, and advice from Matt for finding good films.
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1 hr 4 min

About Lifeline

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Hosted by brothers Chris & Matt D’Elia, Lifeline is an advice show for problems of all shapes and sizes— from the petty to the painful. Whether it be about sex, family, money, the meaning of life,…