Lifeline

By Chris D'Elia & Matt D'EliaComedy Society & Culture Health & Fitness Mental Health

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Lifeline episodes

November 05, 2023 82. One More Thing
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we have a revisit from toothbrush guy, a big question about big foreheads, and solving the question about how to put your pants on.
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1 hr 6 min
October 29, 2023 81. The Pecking Order of Glasses
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we have Chris's favorite submission ever regarding a toothbrush, we discuss prejudice against therapists, career curses, what it means when someone says the "timing isn't right", and if your name influences outcomes in your life.
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1 hr 10 min
October 22, 2023 80. Meditate In Your Jacket
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we discuss when people won't let go of a joke, the moods of Uber drivers, wanting to be stranded on an island, and what happens when you need to name your children with all the same letter.
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1 hr 2 min
October 15, 2023 79. Sick Innit
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Hello! Today we're talking about a very intertwined employment situation, a solution for a hickey-looking birthmark, if politics matter in relationships, NY Comedy recommendations, and what we think about mediums (not the size).
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1 hr 1 min
October 08, 2023 78. Jordan With The Slam
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Hello! Okay so here's the deal, today we have a bunch of "Jordan with the Slam" submissions. I hope you know what that means, because it's pretty impossible to explain otherwise. There is definitely one real one, and one that is close. The rest are trash. We also have some advice for a woman who is dating a guy who is getting the ick from his LL Cool J lip bite.
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54 min
October 01, 2023 77. See You In Hell
LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. New episode today!
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Hiiii! Today we're talking about holding up a wedding so your friend who's in prison can attend, putting yourself out there, having a shower routine, and calling an audible on your religion.
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1 hr 5 min
September 24, 2023 76. Bristopher Nolan
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Hiiii! Today we're talking about Bruce Willis, paternity leave advice, what to do about loud chewers, and what to do when your muscles are growing at different paces.
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1 hr
September 17, 2023 75. The Pissed Meter Is Broken
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
THE FUCKING SHIRTS CAME IN! Today we have some follow ups, some Jordan With The Slam submissions, distorted reality in movies, and how to deal with going to weddings.
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59 min
September 10, 2023 74. RIP Coolio
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we're discussing how to set your prices, a very awkward job bonus reneging situation, irrational baby fears, relentless inviters, bad parkers, and a lot more yapping about water stores.
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1 hr 1 min
September 03, 2023 73. Lifelineissimo
LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. New episode today!
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we're discussing nostrilissimos, when you disliske someone for being too nice, when a romantic overture Is not accepted, when you're wondering what this life is all about, how to help yor partner with their cooking skills, how to get your house painted, and if you should cotinue to pursue your partner If she has literally switched sexual orientation (hint: no).
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1 hr 2 min

About Lifeline

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Hosted by brothers Chris & Matt D’Elia, Lifeline is an advice show for problems of all shapes and sizes— from the petty to the painful. Whether it be about sex, family, money, the meaning of life,…