Lifeline

By Chris D'Elia & Matt D'EliaComedy Society & Culture Health & Fitness Mental Health

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Lifeline episodes

March 24, 2024 102. It's So Changing
✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Get your tickets for the Lifeline LIVE show May 14th at the Irvine Improv! Today we talk about the dreaded word fumble that you'll never forget about, romantic money spending, being harrassed while shopping (why are they sucking the cranks of Big Grocery?), and when a good start to a relationship falls victim to unfortunate circumstances. Also, wiping before a shower?
📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
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1 hr 7 min
March 17, 2024 101. Worse & Dumber
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✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we talk about what to do after you've fallen for a friend and it didn't work out, what to do when you're the trauma dumpee, if there should be punishment for people who cause car accidents (???), how to speak to groups of people, and how to be friends with exes and make it known to your current.
📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
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1 hr 8 min
March 10, 2024 🎉 100. Wonderment ft. Dr. Drew
✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
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🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
We made it to 100 episodes! Thank you for being here. Today we have Dr. Drew Pinsky with us to help give advices about moving right along after a divorce, talking negatively about your SO with your peers, handling PTO options, summoning confidence, and what to do with regrettable tattoos.
📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
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1 hr 8 min
March 03, 2024 99. Battle It Out With The Weirdness
✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. New episode tomorrow!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we discuss getting ambushed with petitions, plane seat etiquette, when holding the door goes unappreciated, friend group dynamics, and obtuse mispronunciations of words. Plus,. Matt looks good today.
📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
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1 hr 6 min
February 25, 2024 98. Rest In Pieces
✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. New episode tomorrow!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we discuss the way people ruin conversations with a phone, when the homie gets mean to other homies around girls, how childish it is to make fun of names, and someone calls in to tell us he thinks the guys have incorrect takes.
📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
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1 hr 4 min
February 18, 2024 97. Trim Your Hershey Bars
✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we discuss a potentially scummy way to get a raise, trying to figure out if someone got the ick, what to do if you know someone who ruins stories, and if you should hold your grandma accountable for not texting (no).
📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
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1 hr 4 min
February 11, 2024 96. Creaming With Style
✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we discuss if you're a main character, Rotten Tomatoes (again), when relationships get scary, if it's okay to be a grammar snob, and if Matt and Chris are in the Small Weiner Gang.
📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
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1 hr 4 min
February 04, 2024 95. The True Me
✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Ep 20 out now!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we discuss vasectomies, someone using your car without your knowledge (for an emergency), comparing yourself to celebrities, making comments about someone's weight, communicating with children, and what our earliest childhood memories are.
📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
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1 hr 8 min
January 28, 2024 94. Rockin' The Boat
✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Ep 20 out now!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we discuss how to deal with a bad joker, if looking at movie reviews are helpful or a waste of time, friends who start problems in your relationship, and Chris discovers his inner stripper.
📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More LIFELINE:
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1 hr 6 min
January 21, 2024 93. Truth Possessor
✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
Today we discuss the dreaded accidental "I love you," petty shit-starting, acceptable usage of your fly on your pants, dealing with Boomer Facebook tendencies, financial literacy, and bouncing back from a bad career moment.
📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
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1 hr 5 min

About Lifeline

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Hosted by brothers Chris & Matt D’Elia, Lifeline is an advice show for problems of all shapes and sizes— from the petty to the painful. Whether it be about sex, family, money, the meaning of life,…