Well, as we predicted, F*** it, it’s Christmas has kicked off and did not disappoint.

Keeping with the festive spirit, we call Santa for a catch-up.

We ponder the urgency to get to IKEA – is it a craving for flatpacks or the Swedish meatballs?

Plus: lifting grown men, spoon-dancing, Spotify Wrapped, and rage bait.

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