Love Island: The Debrief

Tonight on ITV2 at 9pm - fourteen Islanders with very stinky pee.

Arielle was busy smashing it on Aftersun last night - so the wonderful Jess Iszatt is here keeping Kem company this morning before she arrives. But don't worry - Arielle brings along her two new pals Abi and Dale to the podcast to have a catch up about their time outside of the villa and to see what they think about what has been going on in the villa since they left...

Last night, the boys cooked up a storm for the girls on their dinner dates - but we all left with a bitter taste in our mouths because the dates ended with our Islanders having to vote for the two couples they think are the least compatible... that left Maaron, Feddy, Prett, and Jiberty all at risk of being dumped. We voted on the Love Island app to save our favourite couples, and we're going to find out the results of the vote tonight. It's tense, guys.

And let's talk about Jiberty... 'I love you'-gate caused a bit of friction in last night's episode. You know things are serious when someone gets so wound up that they go into a cupboard and take their shirt off. They have smoothed things over now with a sexy suncream massage - but there are still undercurrents of doubts from some of the other Islanders... we'll have to wait to see what happens between them...

Meanwhile, Priya and Brett had a snog (with tongues!) but then she said she felt bored on their date, Faye let it slip that she loves Teddy to the girls, Chloe and Toby were pulling moves from Lady and The Tramp, and Kaz had trouble cutting up her asparagus.

Tomorrow, we'll be trying to set you up in real life during our Crush Club! If you want to get involved - let us know who you have a crush on by emailing [email protected]. Cute!

And please, whatever happens - nobody show Gino D'Acampo the boys' attempt at carbonara... he won't be able to cope :(

How's Priya going to have time to finish medical school AND complete her NVQs? That's a heck of a lot of studying.

We've got Cuppy joining us for the Saturday morning debrief! She's the ultimate Love Island stan and we are here for it (we're also here for the fact that she brought some furry friends to the podcast too!)

Last night - our Islanders found out how the public had ranked them and it (of course) led to a few awkward moments. Does it matter what the public think? Can that start to change the way you feel about someone in there... feels like we might find out very soon.

Jake and Liberty had another jittery day - however, last night's episode ended with him saying I love you to her. HOWEVER - the preview for tomorrow night's episode kinda threw that all up in the air, because it looks like the girls were having a bit of an intervention with Liberty around the firepit. Well, that's all we're going to be able to think about all weekend, isn't it?!

Millie and Liam are on the cusp of saying those three words themselves, but they are not quiiiiiiite ready yet. Will they make it offish soon?

Meanwhile, Chloe and Toby are on a two person mission to dismantle all the furniture in the villa - and they started with their bed. We're going to blame it on the bedtime boogie...

And we're rounding off the week with our favourite alpha male Sideman in this week's JD Graft Off. Arielle is currently in the lead - as we head into the last couple of weeks, can Kem do anything to avoid a crushing defeat?

Get involved by tweeting us using #LoveIslandPodcast - and we'll see you on Monday morning!

What you doing this weekend? Oh nothing. Just vibin' ;)

Nothing says sex appeal like a polyester mermaid tail, does it?!

Chanté Joseph is popping her The Morning After cherry today! She is one of the queens of the Love Island TL and we are so happy she's on the podcast to help us debrief from last night's episode.

Anyone else needing to do some controlled breathing exercises to get their heart rate back to normal after that challenge? We saw our Islanders shimmy on down in their finest sexy outfits to try and get each other's hearts racing - and they were IMPRESSIVE. Does anyone know someone who works at the BAFTAs because Toby deserves a nomination for that superhero dance. The character development, the storyline... the EMOTION. Bravo, sir.

Kyler made it *exclusive* last night. We're so happy to see them loved up! AND they got a trip to the hideaway - cue sexy outfits and heavy breathing.

Liberty has a funny feeling in her gut about Jake... is he genuine? Is he putting it on for the cameras? Has she got the ick because his favourite colour is grey? Only time will tell - and that time is 9pm tonight on ITV2, because by the looks of that preview there will be a tense conversation between them in tonight's episode.

And, of course, our lovely friend Steff Todd is here for our weekly dose of impressions. Good news is there are no Scots left in there so there's less chance that Kem's going to do his accent. Small mercies.

If you want to get involved, you know what to do - tweet us using #LoveIslandPodcast and we might read it out here tomorrow morning!

Just going to save you a bit of time: it's Love Island Series 3, Episode 33 - 33 minutes and 57 seconds. You're welcome.

Our thoughts are with those who watched last night's episode with members of their family.

It's Throwback Thursday, baby! We have the one and only Shaughna Phillips on the podcast this morning to get her low down on this year's villa action and also to take a trip down memory lane to Series 6.

We had a surprise recoupling last night - which all led up to Priya having to make a difficult decision between Matt and Brett. But our Islanders all saw Matt out of the villa in style by all waving him off wearing their fedoras. We'll miss you Matt!

There was a fair bit of synchronised -er- shenanigans in the bedroom last night. Maybe it was a bit cold in there and they all had to warm up? Or maybe it was one of those nights where you just can't get comfortable no matter what position you lie in? Either way, the girls looked lovely at their graduation ceremony... aww, we are so proud of them - get those qualifications!

And we're going to have to talk about that preview. It looked a bit like Liberty could be having doubts... we will have to tune in to ITV2 at 9pm tonight to find out the fate of Jiberty. Eeek!

If you want to chat to us - use #LoveIslandPodcast and we could read your tweet out right here on the podcast. You can also email us on [email protected] if you have a dilemma for Liv or a crush for Crush Club.

Right, going to do some morning yoga now. Apparently, if you sit crossed legged with your eyes closed for long enough a fit boy will come over and make you an iced coffee. Worth a shot, isn't it?

Starting a petition to get Sir Tom Jones sent in as a bombshell for Liam...

Yasmin Evans and Nick Bright are in the driving seats of the podcast today while Kem and Arielle are away. Are they the coolest supply teacher duo ever? Most definitely. Can they help Kem and Arielle understand what the NVQ system really means? Absolutely not.

Ok, we're gonna cautiously say that everything seems, like, really happy and settled in the vill- oh, wait there's been a bombshell sent in there to shake everything up, never mind. The peace and quiet never lasts for long in there...

Although - there wasn't much peace and quiet in the bedroom last night. Is that a round of applause we can hear? Aw - it's nice to know that everyone's cheering each other on. GET THOSE NVQS!

Last night we saw our boys compete in the Sex Gods challenge - whether you loved or hated those lil gold pants, we can all agree that seeing Jake stuck in the lava was *priceless*. It's just a bit of cornflour, babe!

Got a life dilemma that needs solving? Well, Olivia Attwood is your woman - get your emails in to us on [email protected] and we could get her to solve your problem right here on the podcast. We're biased, but her advice is ALWAYS on point.

Right, off to the bank to see if we can get a Business Loan to start up a sweet treats brunch place - a menu of grapes, fizzy sweets and unpeeled carrots jammed in some hummus. Who wouldn't want to invest in that?!

We're sad to say there will be no podcast episode this morning. ONLY WINDING YOU UP! See, Chloe, you can't just play with people's emotions like that!

Megababe Kamilla Rose joins Kem and Arielle for this morning's debrief - we're so happy she's here (even if she thinks friendship bracelets are a bit high school-ish - sorry Kem!)

Last night we said adiós to Abi and Dale - we're going to miss them a lot... but did anyone else think they looked kinda hot as a couple when they were leaving?!

We also said hola to newbies Priya and Aaron! They surprised some of our Islanders with an invitation for a couple of dates. Charcuterie boards and a nice cold drink? There's nothing like cured meats to cure a broken heart - eh, guys?!

The vibe from Faye is starting to hint that she's missing Teddy... in the preview for tonight's episode it sounded a bit like there *might* be an apology on the cards. Either way, we're hoping that things can at least be friendly between them, we don't like seeing anyone upset :(

It's Crush Club day! We have an update from an email we read out last week - have we had another success story?! If you want to ask someone out here on the podcast, you can email us on [email protected] - and while you're there, chuck us all your problems and we'll get Liv Attwood to solve them tomorrow. Cheers.

Matt said that Priya was perfect! Tbh - he should have just pulled a Kem and said I love you on the first date. Works every time.

Look on the bright side, at least it's way nicer to be kicked out of a club by Laura Whitmore than a scary bouncer.

We're starting off the week with the wonderful Will Njobvu - he's giving Arielle and Kem a run for their money for being the ultimate Love Island fan.

Last night, Laura crashed the party at the Island Vibes Club. Two of our Islanders will not be returning to the villa after the party and we're going to find out who that's going to be tonight - but one thing's for sure... our Islanders are going to have to make some very difficult decisions.

In the loved up camp we have: Milliam (who are now official), Chloby (who have been doing some early morning under the covers activity), Kyler (the door is wide open) and Jiberty (who seem to have worked things out after Mad Movies-gate)

Meanwhile, Dale and Mary have agreed to take things slowly and Faye is insisting that things are finished between her and Teddy :( Our single pringles Abi and Matt are just living life and staying out of the drama, enjoy the holiday guys!

We also have a quadruple whammy of Islanders on the podcast this morning! Hugo, Amy, Clarisse and Sam are here for a good old catch up. Did Sam and Clarisse feel disappointed with what went down post-Casa Amor? Is there a coffee date on the cards for Hugo and Amy?!

Tomorrow, it will be time to head down to the club... the CRUSH Club - as we will be giving you the opportunity to shout out your crush right here on the podcast. If you want to join in, you can email us on [email protected].

Can't believe we're saying this but - does anyone know if Toby is available for life coaching sessions?

Good to know that Toby achieved his NVQ so quickly, he must be really passionate about his studies.

Snoochie Shy is with Kem and Arielle for our Saturday morning debrief - and tbh, we're glad she's here because that episode was a lot. Can we all just take some deep breaths and use our inside voices please?!

We saw the end of the Mad Movies challenge last night - our Islanders were shown some more clips of their time in the villa... the aftermath was very tense - and it led to Faye calling time on things between her and Teddy. There was a lot of shouting and a lot of words that would be far too rude to say at this time in the morning.

Jake's *words of encouragement* to the boys during Casa Amor were finally revealed to the girls, and Lib was left feeling very vulnerable after hearing what Jake said about her in the early days of their relationship. Oh, just wish we could go in and give her a big hug and tell her she's gorgeous.

In more positive news, Liam's back in bed with Millie, Chloe and Toby are just vibin' away from all the drama, and Matt had a lovely time eating a big bowl of popcorn all to himself. It's the little things, guys.

As it's Saturday - it is of course time for the JD Graft Off with the one and only Sideman. Kem's back in the game for the first time in a couple of weeks, but Arielle is still in the lead, and it's time to decide which Islanders have been laying it on the thickest this week.

If you fancy getting yourself involved in the podcast, you can email us on [email protected] with your dilemmas for Liv Attwood, and your crushes for Crush Club. You can also tweet us using #LoveIslandPodcast!

Here's to hoping that Teddy doesn't roll over and snap his sunglasses in his sleep. We can't see him go through another break up :(

Hope that popcorn's sweet - because the Islanders are going to be salty after watching those movies...

Our brilliant friend Tolly T is here this morning with Kem and Arielle for our debrief after last night's *eventful* episode.

We said goodbye to a quartet of Islanders last night - Amy, Clarisse, Sam and our OG boy Hugo. Kem's heart is breaking a little bit this morning - we all know how much of a thing he had for Hugo... but hey, maybe there's a future there for Hugo and Amy outside the villa? If not, Kem will happily take him out on a date to the zoo.

Our Islanders spent most of the day being all loved up - snogging in the pool, talking about the future, discussing their NVQ qualifications... then, boom - pure chaos. Movie night has deffo been more horror than rom-com so far - and from the looks of that preview, it's only going to get scarier. We'll be there for the sequel at 9pm tonight.

The Morning After's resident impressionist Steff Todd also pops in to give us her lowdown on the week and to do some of her incredible Islander impersonations - just you wait til you hear her Mary, unbelievable.

If you want to get involved you can tweet us using #LoveIslandPodcast, or you can email us with your crushes or your life dilemmas on [email protected] - DO IT.

Bet Mary's secretly thrilled that she's still sleeping in the other room on her own. Yeah, cuddles with someone you fancy is cool, but sharing a room with seven farty boys? No thanks.

Look, when we asked the challenge team for some saucy snogs we didn't think they would take it THAT literally!

It's Throwback Thursday on The Morning After - so we have the lovely Anton Danyluk here from Series 5 to have a wee reminisce about his time in the Love Island villa, and also to spill the beans on what's going down in this series...

Our Islanders have been left with some *choices* after last night's episode... Mary and Sam, Clarisse and Tyler, and Amy and Hugo are all at risk of being dumped. Two boys will be going home and two girls will be going home - but the decision of who goes is going to be left to their fellow Islanders. Sorry, but how are they possibly going to decide?! We'll have to find out tonight...

It's not all doom and gloom though - some of our Islanders are feeling properly loved up. Chloby had a very cute brunch (even though Toby's been in the villa so long he has forgotten what the letter E looks like), Jake said he loved Kaz (wrong girl, mate) and Feddy had a chat about the future (awww). Things even seem to be defrosting between Liam and Millie. Now, if only the rest of them could sort it all out, that would be great.

If you want to tell us what you think about everything going down in the villa - you can use #LoveIslandPodcast, and we might read it out here on the podcast.

Hopefully Liam and Millie have got planning permission for that new house they're building... does anyone know a good surveyor for a house constructed using love?