Love Island: The Debrief

Careful Toby... last time Hugo got that angry he made class stay behind for the first five minutes of lunch.

WHAT A RIDE - best episode of the series so far? Not for us to say, but that's deffo going to go down in Love Island history.

Luke Franks is sitting in Kem's chair today and Gareth (aka Hunsnet) is here to debrief last night's dramz with us.

Ok, so let's talk about that recoupling - that was a surprise. Chloby are finito and Tabi is officially on. Preeeetty sure there's going to be a bit of fall out after that in tonight's episode. EEEeeek.

And our babe Kaz finally got a SNOG! Yes baby girl!

Our lovely Steff Todd is here with a steaming hot plate of impressions (her Sharon is absolute FIRE) - and Gareth gives it a bit of a whirl too. It's nice to have a boy that can do impressions around (soz Kem)

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Abi's setting more traps than the chef in Ratatouille. Kinda ironic that Toby enjoyed wearing that mouse outfit so much, eh?!

Does anyone have a number for a reliable engineer in Majorca? There are so many Islanders coming and going, apparently they are considering installing a revolving door out the front.

It's Throwback Thursday, so Lucie and Luke M are here to help us debrief last night's episode and also we have a lil reminisce about their time in the villa(s)! They are SO loved up and we are so here for it.

So last night, we said adiós to AJ and Danny. Their times in the villa were short - but it is what it is! Maybe they'll have another sneaky snog on the plane home?

It was a busy day because we also said hola to three new islanders: Abi (our mega fit tattoo artist with size 3 feet), Tyler (the 6 foot 5 hunk) and Georgia (a gorgeous Essex babe) OOOHHHH this is going to be fun.

In the preview for tonight's episode we saw Toby and Chloe having a barney - but it's not all doom and gloom because there might be a snog on the horizon for Kaz! YES GIRL!

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Right, time for some pillow talk: feather pillows are the best option if you are a back or side sleeper. They provide support without losing their shap- oh, what do you mean not that kind of pillow talk?!

It would have been *way* more romantic if Teddy had given Faye a backie on that cycling date...

Popping her The Morning After cherry today is Elz The Witch! She's here for all the drama and none of the snogs.

We're going to be saying goodbye to another two Islanders tonight! But it won't be quiet in the villa for too long, because three new Islanders are heading into the villa. SOMEONE GET THOSE BEDSHEETS IN THE WASHING MACHINE PRONTO!

The dust around Toby and Kaz's beef has been well and truly unsettled - it's all been squashed now but some cages were very much rattled. It's all been solved now (after Toby tried approximately 50 times to pull Kaz for a chat) - as Kem would say, always apologise!

Some of our Islanders have been getting busy playing football (or have they been at college earning some qualifications?) - either way, it's nice to see everyone getting to know each other so well.

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We all got well into the 70s vibe by the end of that episode, but they didn't have podcasts or Love Island back then - so actually, let's stick with 2021.

Last night we had as many snogs as a game of spin the bottle, enough weddings to fill a Pinterest board, and more pies than a branch of Greggs.

AJ Odudu is here this morning to chat with Kem and Arielle to see how they *gauge* what went on in last night's episode.

Well, that love triangle lasted literally one day - Laaron is on! But Danny has set his eyes on the red Ferrari, oh sorry - AJ. Where will that leave man like Hugo!?

We all voted for our favourite boy and our favourite girl on the Love Island app last night - and we will find out the result of the vote in tonight's episode...

And gorgeous Rachel is here to have a big ol' catch up about her time in the villa and how she's feeling now she has been dumped. Are there any feelings still there for Brad? What does she think about Danny? Which girls does she miss the most? Well, you'll have to listen to find out, mate.

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Right... off to watch some Western movies. Wait... what do you mean they're not all like Chloe and Toby's trip to the hideaway? Ok... maybe not then.

If this was Lucinda's driving test - she would have instantly failed. It's really not safe to swerve like that.

That was a bit of a kinky, oh sorry - QUIRKY episode. We're starting the week off with a bang - Stephanie Yeboah is on the podcast this morning!

We finally saw the result of the recoupling that we all spent the weekend agonising over... and we had to say goodbye to one of our OG girls - Sharon has left the villa. There were a lot of tears during (and after) that recoupling. Safe to say, she's going to be missed!

Dig into your pencil case and dust off your protractor because there's a love triangle in the villa! Lucinda has two boys fighting over her. Who's it going to be - Laaron or Ducinda? Meanwhile, AJ is sticking it onto Hugo - but is he in to it?

AND if that's not enough of a treat - Brad is here this morning too (and what a morning to chat to him too - eek!) Obviously he's gutted about leaving the villa, but he fills us in on how he's feeling about the whole *situation*.

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Why is no-one talking about the new bombshell in the villa? That cat is really going to ruffle some feathers in there.

If you see any flares in the sky tonight, it's Sharon - she's trying to get rescued from friend island.

Arielle and Kem are joined by Sam Thompson this morning - and by his own admission, he's not here for the love, he's here for the drama.

So last night we had a couple of dates and a load of grafting... and it's all going to come to a head in the recoupling on Sunday night, and then we're going to have to say goodbye to one of our lovely girls. Another cliffhanger... grrrr.

It's Saturday morning, so it's time to measure up the week's top grafters with Sideman in the JD Graft Off (but Sideman's been doing some grafting of his own this week...)

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Faye said she was about as edgy as a circle. Arguably, they are the edgiest shape. It's literally ALL edge mate.

Well, hopefully the villa catering manager wasn't planning on making huevos rancheros for dinner.

Arielle's away this morning - so Yasmin Evans is Kem's bombshell co-host for the day!

We've got a new boy heading into the villa! Cue the girls: YOU'RE GOING ON A DATE! YOU'RE GOING ON A DATE! YOU'RE GOING ON A DATE! Make sure you tune in tonight to see how Daddy - oh, sorry - Danny gets on during his dates.

There were a lot of very interesting chats last night... AJ has been making her mark on some of the boys. Are the OG girls rattled? Not sure... but Faye's nails are looking very well shaped. Also - is Laaron on the cards in the near future?! And Hugo has familyzoned Sharon. We know it's not a thing, but we're gonna make it a thing.

Steff Todd is here for our Friday morning impression fix. Tbh, not sure we gave Yasmin enough warning about Kem's attempts. Brace yourselves.

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Kem has promised that he is going to retire if he doesn't find Hugo a girl during this series... his move to The Love Island Retirement Home For Elderly Islanders could be closer than we expected.

It's like the old proverb goes: "One day you can literally be eating Special K with raspberries with someone and then they can just be gone"

So, let's talk about last night. Brad and Lucinda had to make their difficult decision - and Brad left the villa alone. Cue lots of tears, snuggling up in a big hoodie and a very happy Nana Joyce.

Then before we could catch our breath... amazing AJ was on her way into the villa. Reckon some heads are going to be turned? One thing's for sure, Faye is going to have some *very* well shaped nails before the evening is over.

It's Throwback Thursday, so our redheaded bombshell Demi Jones has entered the chat! She's here to help Arielle and Kem to debrief last night's episode and then we head up into the Love Island attic to dust off some memories from her time in the Cape Town villa. And yes... we do discuss THAT fall.

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Do you reckon it's time for Kem to head into the Love Island Retirement Home For Elderly Islanders? Arielle does. Savage.

Anyone else thinking about applying to nursing school after watching that episode?!

What a day for Brad and Lucinda - they finally went on their first date (he wore his lovely dove shirt too!) but now they are going to have to make a heartbreaking decision... one of them will be leaving the villa. Whichever way it goes, it's going to be an emosh one tonight when we find out who will be leaving.

Lovely Josh Jones is spending the morning with Arielle and Kem today to help us untwist ourselves after that mega-cliffhanger...

Some of our Islanders are getting proper loved up though: Liberty and Jake are catching the feels, Chloe and Toby like each other (even though she was beating round the bush when she was telling him) and Millie and Liam got steamy in the hideaway. Meanwhile, on Friend Island Hugo is still putting a shift in as the villa's top waiter... he is good at it to be fair. Would deffo leave him a good tip.

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Does anyone know what Teddy and Faye were giggling about in bed? Share the joke with the whole class next time guys.

Can someone please tell Toby that a butter knife is not the most efficient tool for cutting a melon?

Gorgeous Josh Smith joins Kem and Arielle on the podcast this morning to discuss last night's DISGOUSTANG episode.

We were really sad to see Rachel leave the villa last night, but we had a juicy recoupling and we finally have quite a loved up villa... although there are still a few people in there who are participating in Friend Island.

Roast dinners are officially cancelled after last night. We are not in the least bit surprised that Jake enjoyed that challenge so much... and sorry, we are going to talk about it in some detail. The gravy :(((((

It's Tuesday - so we going be coupling you up this morning in our Crush Club! We really love playing cupid for you guys. Tomorrow, Liv Attwood's going to be here solving all your dilemmas - it could be friendships, love, work or maybe you can’t decide what to have for dinner... whatever it is, email us on [email protected].

GIE IT LALDY!!!