Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

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  • Is Elon Musk Racist? | EP125 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    The boys talk Elons “Roman salute”. Whether they shower in the evening or the morning. How Luke feels he is a better parent then he is a partner and they have question from Sheetster about grapes that earn you £50,000 if you eat one, 1000 grapes but 1 is poisonous The boys talk if they would eat them and if so how many.


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 intro + “ I had a weird dream”

    11:39 The “personality hire” + Boredom at work 

    14:22 Is ok to eat before your children?

    15:25 what would you in this situation?

    30:05 Shower in the morning or evening?

    37:11 Elon Musk salute 

    44:43 1000 grapes 1 is poisonous scenario 


    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1 hr 7 min
  • Is Humiliation in the bedroom ok? | EP124 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    On the weeks episode the boys talk self help books and helping your friends out in a time of need. They also talk about two clips on the internet where a woman says her partner put her head in a toilet during sex and she was fine with it and a woman who nearly has a break down in the shop when she gets an expensive bag. 


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 Intro + Self-help books

    12:33 True friend 

    22:21 Being forced to have S*x to have a baby 

    26:24 Making women feel safe 

    34:20 We met some lovey filthy fellow podcasters 

    37:41 Humiliation in the bedroom ok?

    51:57 Splitting the bill with a rich guy 

    1:01:41 Woman has breakdown over getting exsepneive bag 

    1:12:47 Pete wants his partner to work forever 


    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


    1 hr 21 min
  • The Most Dangerous Place to Wear a BUTT PLUG | EP123 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    On this weeks episode the boys talk a MRI scan gone horribly wrong. “Consent, no consent” (CNC) in the bedroom and if you had a chance to forget all the horrible things that have ever happened to you would you take it?

    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 Intro + Petes sick and Luke going through withdrawal 

    1:54 We are going to Norway… Maybe 

    6:05 The worst employee of all time

    9:25 Home schooling my kids for safety 

    15:06 Petes dad got him stopped by the police 

    21:03 Butt Plugs and MRI scanners don’t go together 

    28:50 How does Gay s*x work?

    35:38 Consent, No Consent whatsoever your thoughts?

    46:19 If you could rid yourself of all bad memories… 


    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


    1 hr 9 min
  • I’m an O*ly Fans Model but my boyfriend wants to... | EP122 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    On this weeks episode the boys discuss the “Jim Twins” who were twins separated at birth but had unbelievable similar lives. The boys try and work out why Luke likes the women he does. Petes disgusted by a woman he met out and we have a dilemma from an o*ly fans model 


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 Happy New Year + I was ran over by a motor bike 

    4:33 The “Jim Twins” sepreated at birth but had similar lives 

    6:42 Is Luke gay? + Pete likes a big jaw 

    13:37 Back to the “Jim twins”

    32:12 Seeing unattractive picture from someones past 

    45:00 Someone turned Pete off in real life 

    51:35 “Im an o*nly Fans model but my boyfriend wants to go public about our relationship 


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


    1 hr 8 min
  • 83 year old Martha Stewart “Turns me on” here’s why? | EP121 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    Luke has fallen for a woman but what’s the reason? He also reveals one of his fantasies that make him feel uncomfortable but of course Pete has to top him. And how much should you have to disclose when going on dates, a missing toe maybe?



    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 Intro + Christmas presents 

    15:00 George (Petes nephew) and the antique shop 

    25:43 Luke has fallen in love with Martha Stewart 

    32:44 The Fantasy part 1 + Inception, A.I and road rage 

    39:03 The Fantasy part 2

    48:40 Women and filters + Dating app statistics 

    1:01:48 Dilemma: Ain't toe stopping us now

    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


    1 hr 19 min
  • Christmas Special 2024 | EP120 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    Its that time of year again. Luke and Pete let their hair down and play some games that of course don’t go as planned🙄

    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 Intro + If you could have any present?

    4:28 Petes depressed 

    9:18 Do you not want to look after your woman?

    12:22 Thank you guys 

    13:32 A Good philosophy for life + Pete live in the Amazon Jungle 

    20:35 Petes blaming the algorithm again🙄

    23:25 Lilly Phillips and “The 100 Men” 

    31:33 Christmas games 

    1:03:07 Game of charades 


    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


    1 hr 13 min
  • New Episode Out on Patreon Today

    On this week episode the boys had such a good time they talk about the funniset video they’ve seen in a long time. Some racism, of course and they both describe their first kiss and can you guess who’s one is weird?

    Patreon EP88

    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

    9 min
  • Luigi "Diary of a CEO Assassin" | EP119 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    On this week episode the boys discuss the Assassin who killed a pharmaceutical CEO. Japanese scientist can now read your dreams. Pete try to prank Luke🙄and they have very different views over a woman if she slept with their whole friend group.


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 Intro + CEO Assassin

    5:24 women like a man with a big d*ck

    8:24 CEO Assassin Pt2

    11:32 Good looking men cant be creepy

    17:06 Would you except flirtation from a young woman?

    19:20 CEO Assassin Pt3

    22:30 Americans believe in ghosts 

    29:48 Watching a film with your partner

    33:43 Scientist can now read dreams 

    42:59 Dating a girl who been with all your friends 

    59:20 “Question of the week”

    1:06:41 Dilemma 


    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


    1 hr 19 min
  • I Found my boyfriends hidden stash of blue pills | EP118 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet


    On this episode weeks the boys talk president Biden “Pardoning” his son crimes. Near misses where people don’t have courage to talk someone they’ve seen in person so they post it on the internet in hopes the person they desire will read it. Good guy Pete has some ideas about who deserves what in a divorce and blue pill dilemma 


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete




    0:00 Intro + President Biden pardons son for crimes

    9:21 when your dads a teacher 

    14:57 Pete attacks Tulisa 

    24:32 “Missed connections”

    27:58 What’s the longest you’ve tried with a woman?

    32:40 Teletubbies debate 

    37:29 1 in 4 will remain single for their entire life 

    40:14 Being judgemental on looks

    43:43 The rules on divorce need to be changed 

    1:00:35 Dilemma: hidden stash of blue pills 


    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1 hr 22 min
  • Conor McGregor: Why does she stay with him? | EP117 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    On this week episode the boys discuss the Connor McGregor situation from a different angle. Would you be angry if your partner “accidentally” showed your friend their nudes. And a dilemma from a white parent who’s daughter wants to be black.


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 Intro + The missing chocolates 

    14:33 Connor McGregor 

    33:10 Your wife is worth 500 Million and she cheats, you staying?

    44:13 If you were allowed to sleep with other women, would you?

    54:17 Woman throws away 569 million bitcoin fortune 

    56:05”Dee has done nothing wrong”

    59:38 Dilemma: Accidentally showed my boyfriends friend nudes 

    1:11:40 Dilemma: My daughter is white but she wants to be black 



    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


    1 hr 28 min

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