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The boys talk Elons “Roman salute”. Whether they shower in the evening or the morning. How Luke feels he is a better parent then he is a partner and they have question from Sheetster about grapes that earn you £50,000 if you eat one, 1000 grapes but 1 is poisonous The boys talk if they would eat them and if so how many.
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0:00 intro + “ I had a weird dream”
11:39 The “personality hire” + Boredom at work
14:22 Is ok to eat before your children?
15:25 what would you in this situation?
30:05 Shower in the morning or evening?
37:11 Elon Musk salute
44:43 1000 grapes 1 is poisonous scenario
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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On the weeks episode the boys talk self help books and helping your friends out in a time of need. They also talk about two clips on the internet where a woman says her partner put her head in a toilet during sex and she was fine with it and a woman who nearly has a break down in the shop when she gets an expensive bag.
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0:00 Intro + Self-help books
12:33 True friend
22:21 Being forced to have S*x to have a baby
26:24 Making women feel safe
34:20 We met some lovey filthy fellow podcasters
37:41 Humiliation in the bedroom ok?
51:57 Splitting the bill with a rich guy
1:01:41 Woman has breakdown over getting exsepneive bag
1:12:47 Pete wants his partner to work forever
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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On this weeks episode the boys talk a MRI scan gone horribly wrong. “Consent, no consent” (CNC) in the bedroom and if you had a chance to forget all the horrible things that have ever happened to you would you take it?
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0:00 Intro + Petes sick and Luke going through withdrawal
1:54 We are going to Norway… Maybe
6:05 The worst employee of all time
9:25 Home schooling my kids for safety
15:06 Petes dad got him stopped by the police
21:03 Butt Plugs and MRI scanners don’t go together
28:50 How does Gay s*x work?
35:38 Consent, No Consent whatsoever your thoughts?
46:19 If you could rid yourself of all bad memories…
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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On this weeks episode the boys discuss the “Jim Twins” who were twins separated at birth but had unbelievable similar lives. The boys try and work out why Luke likes the women he does. Petes disgusted by a woman he met out and we have a dilemma from an o*ly fans model
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0:00 Happy New Year + I was ran over by a motor bike
4:33 The “Jim Twins” sepreated at birth but had similar lives
6:42 Is Luke gay? + Pete likes a big jaw
13:37 Back to the “Jim twins”
32:12 Seeing unattractive picture from someones past
45:00 Someone turned Pete off in real life
51:35 “Im an o*nly Fans model but my boyfriend wants to go public about our relationship
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Luke has fallen for a woman but what’s the reason? He also reveals one of his fantasies that make him feel uncomfortable but of course Pete has to top him. And how much should you have to disclose when going on dates, a missing toe maybe?
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0:00 Intro + Christmas presents
15:00 George (Petes nephew) and the antique shop
25:43 Luke has fallen in love with Martha Stewart
32:44 The Fantasy part 1 + Inception, A.I and road rage
39:03 The Fantasy part 2
48:40 Women and filters + Dating app statistics
1:01:48 Dilemma: Ain't toe stopping us now
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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Its that time of year again. Luke and Pete let their hair down and play some games that of course don’t go as planned🙄
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0:00 Intro + If you could have any present?
4:28 Petes depressed
9:18 Do you not want to look after your woman?
12:22 Thank you guys
13:32 A Good philosophy for life + Pete live in the Amazon Jungle
20:35 Petes blaming the algorithm again🙄
23:25 Lilly Phillips and “The 100 Men”
31:33 Christmas games
1:03:07 Game of charades
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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On this week episode the boys had such a good time they talk about the funniset video they’ve seen in a long time. Some racism, of course and they both describe their first kiss and can you guess who’s one is weird?
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On this week episode the boys discuss the Assassin who killed a pharmaceutical CEO. Japanese scientist can now read your dreams. Pete try to prank Luke🙄and they have very different views over a woman if she slept with their whole friend group.
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0:00 Intro + CEO Assassin
5:24 women like a man with a big d*ck
8:24 CEO Assassin Pt2
11:32 Good looking men cant be creepy
17:06 Would you except flirtation from a young woman?
19:20 CEO Assassin Pt3
22:30 Americans believe in ghosts
29:48 Watching a film with your partner
33:43 Scientist can now read dreams
42:59 Dating a girl who been with all your friends
59:20 “Question of the week”
1:06:41 Dilemma
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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On this episode weeks the boys talk president Biden “Pardoning” his son crimes. Near misses where people don’t have courage to talk someone they’ve seen in person so they post it on the internet in hopes the person they desire will read it. Good guy Pete has some ideas about who deserves what in a divorce and blue pill dilemma
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0:00 Intro + President Biden pardons son for crimes
9:21 when your dads a teacher
14:57 Pete attacks Tulisa
24:32 “Missed connections”
27:58 What’s the longest you’ve tried with a woman?
32:40 Teletubbies debate
37:29 1 in 4 will remain single for their entire life
40:14 Being judgemental on looks
43:43 The rules on divorce need to be changed
1:00:35 Dilemma: hidden stash of blue pills
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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On this week episode the boys discuss the Connor McGregor situation from a different angle. Would you be angry if your partner “accidentally” showed your friend their nudes. And a dilemma from a white parent who’s daughter wants to be black.
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0:00 Intro + The missing chocolates
14:33 Connor McGregor
33:10 Your wife is worth 500 Million and she cheats, you staying?
44:13 If you were allowed to sleep with other women, would you?
54:17 Woman throws away 569 million bitcoin fortune
56:05”Dee has done nothing wrong”
59:38 Dilemma: Accidentally showed my boyfriends friend nudes
1:11:40 Dilemma: My daughter is white but she wants to be black
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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