Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet episodes

November 26, 2024 Mike Tyson SCAM of the Century | EP116 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys talk the big Mike Tyson fight and how sad it was to watch it. There is a thing called “Winter Penis” that affects size. How to spot a liar and they have some funny dilemmas, which causes Pete to say Luke trusts women too much.

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0:00 intro
3:34 Mike Tyson Vs Jake Paul
5:10 You Need trauma to be a good boxer
9:01 Mike Tyson Looked really old
20:27 What makes a good liar?
32:54 Is it weird to hold your male friend around the waist?
36:48 “Winter Penis”
38:16 Washing before meeting a woman
45:58 Dilemma: My partner took a joke too far, should I leave?
52:48 Dilemma: Racist mum
55:28 Pete accuses Luke of being too soft with women

Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew

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1 hr 8 min
November 19, 2024 I can’t stop cheating with my Personal Trainer | EP115 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this week episode the boys talk creepy behaviour from the “Go Compare” guy. Korean army addicted to P*rn. Woman who cant stop sleeping with her trainer and a guy that took revenge to far.

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0:00 Intro + Go Compare guy on strictly
13:08 North Korean troops addicted to P*rn
24:12 Female boxer medical record leaked. Is she a man?
26:30 Mistakes you never recover from
34:48 You can lose teeth due to stress
38:15 flatmates from hell
42:04 Signs of love
48:05 Female Dragons Flys play dead to avoid mating
51:40 Sleeping with my trainer
1:08:11 This is a crime

Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew

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1 hr 25 min
November 12, 2024 My Boyfriend tried to date my best friend first, should I leave? | EP114 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys talk about how Luke prefers flirting more than s*x and Petes been pretending to be Luke in the DMs and having a harmless flirt with the ladies. Is it ok for a husband to get involved in a family argument? and what would you if you found out the man you’re dating tried to get with your friend first?
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0:00 The Colonel and the Chicken
4:40 Intro + Luke tricks Pete into liking men
14:08 Women’s lottery + Critiquing your woman
17:25 Pete and Charlotte go watch wrestling
23:46 Flirting
38:57 Is ok for partners to get involved in family arguments?
53:17 Found out my boyfriend was the creepy guy in DMs
1:15:56 Credits

Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew

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1 hr 19 min
November 05, 2024 My friend is terrified of gold diggers but he has no gold | EP113 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys talk about how once in a while racism can work out for you. The worst gifts ever received. On average British mens penis size has grown by 2% and Pete doesn’t understand how they’ve worked it out. And finally we discuss a dilemma about a guy who is scared of gold diggers but is broke.
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Intro + F*ck you Jack
Personality test result same as my son
Pete in road rage once again
Pete has a problem in the park
Incident in the hair shop
One time when racism worked in my favour
Pete treats Luke different in front of white comedians
Worst gift you’ve ever received? + African names
British P*nis sizes are getting larger
Dilemma: Terrified of Gold Digger but has no gold
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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1 hr 29 min
October 29, 2024 Halloween Special 2024 | EP112 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this week episode the boys discuss the death of Liam Payne and the price of fame. They have ghost story sent in they they manage to turn X-rated and a dilemma from a mixed race woman who has only dated white men but is feeling the lure of the dark side 🤣
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Intro + shoutout to the Sheetsters we met out and about
Liam Payne
I love filthy women but…
Wife carrying Championship
Liam Payne cost of fame
Simp Men
A ghost called Tyrone
Im mixed race and only dated white men but feel like change
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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1 hr 29 min
October 22, 2024 Has Yung Filly been silly with his…? | EP111 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this week episode the boys discuss the YouTuber Yung Filly who has been accused of wrong doing down under. What are their take on the situation. Is it wrong if your flatmate has s*x in the communal area? And Luke has some riddles for Pete plus of course your dilemmas.
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Intro + Petes trip to Malaysia
Our opinions on the Yung Filly predicament
Bedroom stuff sounds bad on paper
You have to know your partner
One nighters are fun but not meaningful
S*x in the communal area of a flat-share
If we lived in a flat-share
Hostel wrongdoing and Pete calls it out
An impression of Petes granddad being rude to his staff
Pete would be worst kidnapper of all time
Lukes got some riddles for Pete
Two similar dilemmas about boredom and bucket lists
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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1 hr 27 min
October 15, 2024 What’s the craziest thing you’ve done in the bedroom? | 110 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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On this weeks episode the boys get asked a question and Lukes answer leaves Pete in a state of shock. They also help a woman who is dating a player if she can be helped. And they also discuss when losing your temper gets embarrassing.
Intro + What we think about American people
Why do we Punish mistakes?
Getting angry and embarrassing yourself
No self-awareness when it comes to smells
What’s the craziest stuff you’ve done in the bedroom?
Advice for dating a “Player”
Pete working out what words mean by how they sound
Back to the advice
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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1 hr 17 min
October 08, 2024 "You Cleary have a Pawn Addiction" | EP109 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys discuss why Pete hasn’t been satisfying Charlottes needs. Maybe he should take his own advice and turn off the internet. They also talk being a stepdad and jobs that might be embarrassing
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Intro + Disabled toilets in hotels
Pete won’t admit he has a Pawn addiction
Petes upset with Lukes flirting + Charlotte’s not happy
Could you be a stepdad?
Petes definition of “Love” + Not understanding accents
What would you prefer, a Feminine son or daughter who sleeps around?
Being embarrassed by the work your partner does
Lesbian dilemma + Skinny shaming
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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1 hr 40 min
October 01, 2024 My White girlfriend used the “N” word in the bedroom | EP108 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this week episode the boys talk about the convicted woman beater who advertised it on his profile and got over 800+ matches. 2004 fetishes Vs 2024 are they all still acceptable? And racism in the bed is it allowed? The boys disagree.
If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
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Intro + Getting kidnapped
How popular fetishes have changed from 2004 to 2024
No legs in the bedroom + wrestling
P*rn addiction
Man advertises on dating profile he hits women and gets 800+ matches
Looking down on other peoples choices (stacey Dooley)
Modern day witch hunt
Coming out as gay in 2024
My girlfriend used the “N” word in the bedroom
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
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1 hr 12 min
September 24, 2024 What really went on at Diddy’s “freak off” parties | EP107 Luke and Pete talking sheet
On this weeks episode the boys talk the “15 most attractive hobbies to women” . Lukes looking for a school for his daughter so they discuss bad schools and of course they talk Diddy and the “freak off” parties.
If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
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Intro + ShxtnGigs apology
The prank Luke pulled on Pete + People who use words to confuse me
Luke and Pete argue
Choosing a secondary school + Chavs
Slap it out of him”
15 most attractive hobbies to women
Diddy
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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1 hr 17 min

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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and…