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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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- “I’ve never been jealous before why have I started now?” | EP96 Luke and Pete Talking SheetOn this weeks episode the boys talk gold toilets, the difference between being ugly and disfigured and a dilemma from a woman who has been touched by the greened eyed monster, but why now?If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPeteIntro + Vulnerable at homePowerful flushing toilet + The golden toiletWhite couple kept black children as slaves + AdoptionBeing ugly Vs disfiguredFeeling comfortable with someone to say anythingDilemmaYou love women to much + Having a Playstaion vs having a womanAnswer to the dilemmaFull video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraigLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices1 hr 33 min
- “I’m attracted to my girlfriend’s sister, should I tell her?” | EP95 Luke and Pete Talking SheetAs they missed out on dilemmas last week the boys go dilemma deep this week with one from a guy who’s is attracted to his girlfriends sister but Luke and Pete with their great wisdom lets him know why he feels the way he does. A dilemma from a woman who they couldn’t work out where she was from and a question from a woman in Germany.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPeteIntro and Dilemma 1: Should I rick my boyfriend into having another baby?We are confused with our geographyvalues you want to haveDilemma 2: I fancy my girlfriend sister what do I do?Question: Why do men play this game?Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraigLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices1 hr 43 min
- Woman rejected and left distraught after making disclosure on dating site | EP94 Luke and PeteOn this weeks episode the boys discuss a woman who was ghosted and rejected when she was open about her situation. Which leads on to a general question of are men too shallow? This and more.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPeteIntro + Bumped into a SheetsterCancel culture is jealousyWoman rejected on dating site + The ChapstickGhosting + Showing interestSleeping with friends + Do women have a time limit?What men look for vs what women look forFull video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraigLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices1 hr 4 min
- My Girlfriend could make money selling feet pics should we do it? | EP93 Luke and Pete Talking SheetOn this week’s episode the boys get into a discussion about the stupid Prime minister and Sky Tv. A dilemma from a guy who’s girlfriend might start selling feet pictures for money and somehow they get on to what would happen if they both committed a crime but only one of them was caught.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPeteIntro + Hiding orgasmRishi and Sky TV + Queer as folk and sex and the cityHow to know if you still love your partnerMissing someone Vs H*rnynessPete likes spontaneity but sometimes regrets itDo you enjoy their companyHeartbreakPetes RantTrying too hard impress someone on a datePete Pranked a man on the internetDilemma: Should my girlfriend sell feet picture?If we both done a crime but only one got caughtFull video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraigLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices1 hr 24 min
- HELP! I’m sleeping with a married man | EP92 Luke and Pete Talking SheetOn this weeks episode The boys discuss sex facts like 2.7% of men can suck their own d*ck and semen can lift a woman’s mood 😁 then they have a dilemma from a woman who is seeing the best man she ever met only problem is he is married. This and more!If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPeteIntro + Luke rips into Pete for being selfishDo you mind how many partners charlottes had?Ashley Madison + One woman for he rest of your life (Lukes Hell)Exploring the body + smells and tastesCheating is for perverts according to Pete + Petes RantPete gets angry or is it jealousy?Dilemma: Im having an emotional affair ( what the hell is that?)Pete questions Charlotte Live on the podcast boy male friends + our answer to the dilemmaFull video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraigLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices1 hr 23 min
- Ashley Madison Website | what’s the point in cheating? | EP91 Luke and Pete Talking SheetLuke and Pete discuss the Netflix documentary “Ashley Madison Sex, Lies & Scandal”. A website set up just for cheating. Pete questions Charlotte LIVE on the podcast when Luke shows concern at the fact that Charlotte hangs out with guy friends on her own. This a more as the honesty continues.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPeteIntro + Luke rips into Pete for being selfishDo you mind how many partners charlottes had?Ashley Madison + One woman for he rest of your life (Lukes Hell)Exploring the body + smells and tastesCheating is for perverts according to Pete + Petes RantPete gets angry or is it jealousy?Dilemma: Im having an emotional affair ( what the hell is that?)Pete questions Charlotte Live on the podcast boy male friends + our answer to the dilemmaFull video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraigLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices1 hr 17 min
- Teacher with big bum sleeps with pupils for attention | EP90 Luke and Pete Talking SheetOn this week episode the boy discuss “Bunda Becky” a beautiful teacher with a big bum who slept with her pupils and got pregnant because they gave her attention. Pete went to a strip club and chose a muscle woman and a dilemma from a man who slept with his dads girlfriend this and much more as the honesty continues.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPeteOpen message to STEVE!Bunda BeckyWomen like to talk about problems more then menGiving up sex completelyPete went to the strip this weekend“What’s pissed Pete of this week”Dilemma: “Ive slept with my dads girlfriend”Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraigLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices1 hr 28 min
- My wife is in a wheelchair, is it ok to see other women? | EP89 Luke and Pete Talking SheetLuke and Pete discuss irrational fears and how Pete is afraid to get naked infant of women for the first time and Luke is frightened of getting a woman pregnant. They also discuss the dilemma from a loving husband who's wife can longer perform so is it ok to sleep with other women?If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPeteIntroIrrational fearsPartners of cheaters X9 more likely to cheat themselvesDilemma, my wife is in a wheel chair and cant have sex is it ok to see other women?Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraigLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices1 hr 27 min
- Boyfriend sends videos of ex for REVENGE but it backfires! | EP88 Luke and Pete Talking SheetOn this weeks episode The boys talk about a guy that got jealous and sent Luke vides of his ex. Then randomly they test each other pain threshold. What are the Top 3 traits a man look s for in a woman and people think that losing a pet is like losing a child this and more.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Intro2:08 Japanese Truman show14:26 Eye contact21:06 Losing a Pet is similar to losing a child?33:43 Luke and Pete Test each other pain threshold44:20 Dilemma: flirty banter at work is it ok?56:50 Ex boyfriend sends REVENGE videos1:07:40 Top 3 traits men look for in a womanFull video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraigLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices1 hr 31 min
- My Husband is subscribed to a Gay p*rn site is he Gay? | EP87 Luke and Pete Talking SheetOn this weeks episode the boys discuss the prison problem where there has been a sudden influx of female guards sleeping with the inmates Luke and Pete know why. They have a weird science story of a fumbling male and an impatient female and they have a dilemma from a woman who asks is her partner gay? Luke and Pete give her the answer she needs.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPeteintroFemale Prison Guards + Women find crime excitingCharlotte (Petes girlfriend) trys to stop a drug dealThe prisoners dilemmaImpatient female drags male aroundWhen a man cant get it upDilemma: Is my partner Gay?Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraigLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices1 hr 11 min
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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and…
tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!
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