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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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- “Why do married men just want me for s*x?” | EP106 Luke and Pete Talking SheetOn this weeks episode the discuss the psychotic people who relax to true crime. Pete gets into a family feud and Jon Bon Jovi talks a woman down off a bridge. They also get int he question why people cheat on their partner and this causes argument between the boys as always.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPeteIntro + Embarrassing Pete in public againIf a magician turned you g*y + Bank meetingWho should pay the fine?Bon Jon Jovi talks woman down off bridgeWe will always be weird + People need to relaxPeople who watch true crime to relax are crazyBeing put under pressure in the bedroomWhy do men in relationships want me?Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraigLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices1 hr 37 min
- “I wish my partner was more filthy, how do I tell her?” | EP105 Luke and Pete Talking SheetOn this weeks episode the Pete offends Luke when he thinks that if he caught something it would have come from him. They also talk the astronauts stuck in space and dilemmas about not being satisfied in the bedroom.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPeteIntro and CharityA Riddle for PeteAstronauts stuck in space + TV news reporters use to be crap and delayedWoman leaves first date after 5 mins in disgustBeing funny in the bedroomwhat would disgust you in the bedroom? + Pete offends LukeCould you trust your partner after this? + Lie detectorDilemma: How to ask for more filth?Question: About a woman's bodyFull video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraigLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices1 hr 26 min
- A Good Woman is Hard to find | EP104 Luke and Pete Talking SheetOn this weeks episode the boys talk Trusting each other. The sexual health clinic, STD’s and we have a dilemma from a young guy who is currently unhappy with his partner and receiving attention elsewhere should he jump ship?If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPeteIntro + The boys go Line Dancing4:03 Do you say the”N” word in private?10:00 Do you trust me?17:40 My A-Hole is getting looser + I don’t care if we get in trouble26:32 The poorer you are the faster you have to grow up30:36 My sons home testing kit + Petes first visit to the clinic37:11 Getting a tooth taken out in New Zealand40:16 Lukes first visit to the clinic + Petes dress rehearsal43:54 Teaching your child about s*xual health48:58 Bumping into people in the clinic52:49 Dilemma: I’m young and I want to cheat should risk it?Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraigLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices1 hr 25 min
- My Husband hasn’t touched me in 4 years, is it over? | EP103 Luke and Pete Talking SheetOn this weeks episode the boys argue again about the kind of women they find attractive. Pete says Luke looks like a man off of the show “Love is Blind”. Prenups, wedding gifts and charging people to come to your wedding then they have two dilemmas about nudes and 4 years without intimacy. The boys are on the case.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPeteIntro and Fact checking PeteLove Is Blind UKArguing about the kind of women we go forPrenups + Charging you to attend a weddingTaking mental notesMan forces himself on a cow now has join army + Animal CourtDilemma: Should I delete my old photos because I’m seeing a new woman?Dilemma: My husband hasn’t touched me in 4 years.Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraigLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices1 hr 32 min
- My boyfriend’s friend was secretly watching us in the wardrobe | EP102 Luke and Pete Talking SheetThis week the boys talk kissing your dog, Pete nearly kills Luke with an attempt at an accent. We get a voice not with a question from one of the Sheetsters and we answer the dilemma from a woman who’s Boyfriend let his friend watch them having s*x unbeknownst to her until she heard grunting coming from the wardrobe. Is it time for to hire “S*x Security”?If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPeteIntro + kissing dogsNot paying your share at restaurantBlack woman steals chicken wings + Petes impressionsVoice note from a Sheetster + Liking what you don’t haveDilemma: Hiding in the wardrobeFull video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraigLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices1 hr 30 min
- "Why am I attracting all the weirdos on dating apps?" | EP101 Luke and Pete Talking SheetOn this weeks episode the boys talk about two boys who were switched at birth by accident and one ended up with a rich parent and one with a poor. They answer the question what are the “red flags” they look out for when dating. And a Sheetster has the question “why am I attracting all the weirdos on dating sites” this and more.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPeteIntro + Story about children switched at birthMy Daughter taking inappropriate photos + Dressing your childrenWhat age men go for when no one is looking 👀Wanting to finish inside + Red flags we look forCringe friend zoneWomen do not like to see a man cryCrazy scenario questionWhy are there so many weirdos on dating apps?Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraigLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices1 hr 27 min
- “My girlfriend wants me to do the unthinkable in the bedroom” | EP100 Luke and Pete Talking SheetThe boys are celebrating the 100th episode with a beautiful cake from lakes_bakez one our loyal Sheetsters. We also have a word from our sponsors Lucius and Pablo! And the boys talk police problems, a man who’s girlfriend want him to eat the backdoor and they have been sent in one of the funniest stories they have ever heard.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Intro and Cake8:45 A message from our sponsors Lucius and Pablo15:33 Feelings on the police + Law breaking32:37 The “Uncle” video39:23 Irelands turning racist + Every race has a bad smell43:48 White women have stopped shaving their armpits48:16 Not many things can put me off a woman I like50:57 A funny story that has been sent into us53:31 Pete accidentally scares a man + Sleeping naked57:28 “My Ball shrank”1:03:27 Dilemma: She asked me to do the unthinkable in the bedroom1:15:25 Dilemma: Ive started dating this woman and I’ve noticed imperfectionsFull video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraigLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices1 hr 44 min
- "I cant have a disagreement with her because she will Cry" | EP99 Luke and Pete Talking SheetOn this weeks episode Luke and Pete discuss their outing to buy brake pads and how Luke embarrasses Pete. And they have a couple of dilemmas including one from a man who’s partner is extremely emotional. Can their relationship survive?If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPeteIntroPete is not what he seems + Is he scared of the world?Ignoring beautiful womenDilemma “I miss my family” + “Do you want me here Luke?”Black peoples country musicI can remember coming out of my mumHarder to make friends once you kidsDilemma “ I cant have a disagreement because she always cry”Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraigLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices1 hr 24 min
- “All of my friends had an O*gy and didn’t invite me” | EP98 Luke and Pete Talking SheetThe boys are just answering your juicy dilemmas this week. How could they not with one woman feeling left out because her friendship group had an O*gy and left her out. And a guy wanting to date one of his friends side chicks but his friend isn’t happy even tho he is married. Naughty, naughty what will Luke and Pete say? This and more.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPeteIntro + Will he ever marry me?Is there anything you wouldn’t do for money?Working with JamaicansIm sure the mother of my children hates meDid he grow up with marriage in his environment?If Luke and Pete had a kidMy friends side woman likes me should I go there?I wouldn’t want to be with any woman you hadDon’t insult womenShaming menMen are very possessive (leave my women alone)Why wasn’t I invited to the O*gy?Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraigLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices1 hr 24 min
- He has 3 kids with 3 different women, do you want to be the 4th? | EP97 Luke and Pete Talking SheetOn this week episode the boys dig into why do we feel ashamed of getting older? Why do men go for bad boys and a dilemma from one of our Sheetsters about a man who clearly isn’t good enough for her and one from a man who’s p*rn addiction is ruining his new relationship.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPeteIntro + Joe Biden offendsPolitician talk + Why do men pay for pictures of women?Most peoples lives are boring + age is catching up with usCharlottes been away, so what has Pete been up to?“ I feel insecure around women”*news story* Man done for fraud for lying to women about birthdayDilemma oneDilemma twoFull video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraigLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices1 hr 34 min
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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and…
tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!
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