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  • #56 ”I found hidden nudes on my boyfriends phone” | Live-Calls, Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
     
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    On this weeks episode the boys have two exciting calls the first is from Sasha up in Scotland who has been going through her boyfriend phone and found pictures of women who look very different from her. Now she’s wondering “Is my boyfriend attracted to me?” And the the second call is from one of our wonderful patrons Ang. Who recently eloped and has run into some problems with the in-laws. How will Luke and Pete sort this out?
     
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
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    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
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    1 hr 39 min
  • #55 Love Rats-LIVE calls! | ”We’re both single so why does it feel wrong?”
    If you have any dilemmas and want to be on the show send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will arrange a call back and get you on the show!
     
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    On this week episode we had two fantastic calls from our wonderful Patreons. The first call was from Mo and her dilemma is that she is a good girl but the dirty has been done to her and she now has the opportunity to get her own back. Should she take it? And the second call was from the wonderful Tanya. She has a problem that she feels embarrassed about when dating, how should she handle it?
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    1 hr 29 min
  • #54 Your Dilemmas answered LIVE! | I cheated on my boyfriend at a weekender, what should I do?
    If you have any dilemmas and want to be on the show send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will arrange a call back and get you on the show!
     
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    On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet the boys discuss
     
    This week we had three FANTASTIC guests telling Luke and Pete their dilemmas special thanks to Martyna, Antonia and Zed you were all perfect very open and have fantastic senses of humour you guys made this episode one of their favourites.
     
    Dilemma One: Been with my partner 5 years I started texting another man behind his back. I told him and then he started doing the same thing. We agreed to stop but he’s continuing, what do I do?
     
    Dilemma Two: I cheated on my partner at an annual event abroad, I go every year now he wants to join me but he might bump into the side piece what should I do?
     
    Dilemma Three: Ladies say I’m the full package but I cant get a woman. Where am I going wrong?
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
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    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
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    1 hr 57 min
  • #53 Infidelity | Pete’s too lazy to cheat, Masculinity and Macho boys
    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
     
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    On this week episode the boy discuss Infidelity. The statistics on cheating, why Pete doesn’t cheat and does masculinity play a role in why men seem to cheat more than women? Join them as the honesty continues.
    Intro + who’s your daddy?
    Today’s topic 
    Difference between not having sex and not being able to have sex
    Pete’s scared about money + Pete’s to lazy to cheat 
    Masculinity + Men vs women emotionally 
    Macho boys 
    Questions
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
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    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
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    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
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    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
     
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    1 hr 29 min
  • #52 The Anniversary | Pete’s big news, Long Live the Godfather and will Luke ever settle down?
    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
     
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    A very special episode today. Its our 1 year anniversary and we have some big news! Join us as we recap our friendship and have a chat about the future. Thanks for being with us for a year and many more to come.
     
    Intro and Petes mini holiday with Charlotte 
    Pete tried to break patient out of psychiatric ward
    Luke and Pete go to a strip club 
    Pete surprises Luke and you!
    Petes nephew 
    Being a dad
    Questions
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
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    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
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    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
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    1 hr 51 min
  • #51 Would you lie for fame? | Mountaineer and the dying man and Ashamed of dating woman with a baby!
    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
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    On the weeks episode of Luke and Pete talking sheet the boys have a conversation about a mountaineer who is accused of leaving a dying man so she could break a record. A woman who was awarded 1.2 billion in a revenge P*rn case and a couple of questions including a man who has been seeing a woman for a few months with no signs of progress what should he do? This and much more as the honesty continues.
    Intro + Grey pubic hair
    Mountaineer accused of leaving dying man
    Lottery win breaks up marriage 
    Would you lie for fame?
    All men in relationships look at other women 
    Woman awarded 1.2 billion in revenge P*rn case
    I just want to be free
    Questions
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
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    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
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    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
    Find Luke Craig @:
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    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
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    1 hr 46 min
  • #50 Shallowness | Surface level dating and Side chick vs Wife, who’s more valued?
    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
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    On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet the boys discuss
    On this week episode of Luke and Pete Talking sheet they boys discuss a news story about a woman called Tiny Texie, who has a syndrome that results in her remaining to to look like a child well into her adult years, with interesting implication for the people she chooses to date. They also have a very interesting dilemma from a self declared and proud “Side Chick” who wants to know. Who is more valued by a man, the one he lies to or the one he tells the truth? This and much more as honesty continues.
    Intro + 60 Days in prison 
    Luke and Pete argue over gym etiquette 
    Alls we seem to care about is image 
    Teacher sleeps with pupil and husband stayed 
    Shallowness in all of us
    Tiny Texie
    How long does it take to fall in love? + Falling out of love 
    Question from a woman who wants to know if she is valued
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
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    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
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    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
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    1 hr 51 min
  • #49 Don’t Call Me Fat! | Lizzo the Fat Shaming Singer, 17 years for innocent man and Evolution
    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
     
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    On this week episode the boys discuss Lizzo who allegedly fat shamed her back up dancers. A innocent man who was sentenced to 17 years in prison for a crime didn’t commit, but as a good will gesture the government made it up to him. Find out how. And the boys get into an argument about evolution you decide who’s right. This and much more as the honesty continues.
     
    Intro + Copying the crowd 
    Lizzo and Fat shaming in general 
    A man wrongly convicted spent 17 years in prison 
    1:22:21 Pete has loads of best friends + Family 
    A question about death 
    Man Completely paralysed has achieved more than Luke and Pete
    Luke and Petes theory of evolution
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
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    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
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    2 hr 6 min
  • #48 Betrayal | If Pete had 40 wives, The snake in the grass and The Panty dropper
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    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
    On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet the boys discuss “Betrayal” Lukes son was talking family stuff with outsiders and Luke offence Godfather style. Pete Has turned his back on some friends find out why. Then they get down to the worst kind of betrayal, sexual betrayal then all hell breaks loose with some wonderful questions from the Sheetsters including “How do we make new friends after moving to a new area?” And a question from the infamous panty dropper. This and much, much more as the honesty continues.
    Intro and Topic
    Lukes son betrayed him (kind of)
    Turning your back on friends + Pete thinks Luke is a good dad
    Wearing a wig + Social etiquette 
    Sexual betrayal + Multiple women and wives 
    Pete the betrayer + famous people don’t get told the truth
    Questions How to make new friends + The Panty dropper
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
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    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
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    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
    Find Luke Craig @:
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    1 hr 45 min
  • #47 Embarrassment | The W*nk sock, Kinky role play and the Cat that won’t leave the room.
    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
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    On this weeks episode the boys discuss Embarrassment. How it effects them how it doesn’t. Past embossments. Shoes they wore that now they look back on in disgust. Which one of them likes a bit of dress up in the bedroom? They delve in and then have a wonderful question at the end from a Sheetster about how to motivate yourself during times of change. What advice do they give? This and much more as the honesty continues.
    Intro/Topic + Petes in trouble with Charlotte again 
    This feels like a relationship + what gets us embarrassed 
    Less embarrassed as we age + Wallabees 
    Fashion + Embarrassed by past self 
    Embarrassed  about playing with yourself + Embarrassed by animals 
    Embarrassed by your achievements + Role-play in the bedroom
    Questions
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
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    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
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    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
    Find Luke Craig @:
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    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
     
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    1 hr 24 min

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