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  • #36 Attraction | Sliding into Dm’s, where’s Petes love? and Lukes love mole
    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
     
    On this weeks episode we discuss attraction. How it feels to be objectified. Games women play. The wrapping paper that has been driving Pete crazy and we get an Only Fans wannabe dilemma. This and much more.
     
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    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
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    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
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    1 hr 44 min
  • #35 Depression | Intrusive thoughts, Hypochondria and feminism
    f you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
    On This weeks episode we discuss depression. Whats  the difference between feeling low and being depressed? As usual Pete has got the wrong idea. Anybody fancy a Bean and cheese Melt? Do some people abuse depression as an excuse to be lazy? We also talk small talk, intrusive thoughts and a have a dilemma from a young lady who has been messed around and now wonders if she should play the field. This and much, much more.
    Coming up and intro
    A very special gift 
    Has Pete ever been depressed? + sex and depression (Lukes theory) 
    Do some people use it as an excuse? + finding it hard to understand 
    Intrusive thoughts 
    Feminism and hitting women 
    Questions and Dilemmas 
     
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    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
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    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
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    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
     
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    1 hr 47 min
  • #34 Jody | Virtue signalling, Kinky bedroom antics, Angry driver
    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
    On this week episode we have a laugh about Jody, competing with other drivers while driving and the kinky bedroom antics. please understand everything is tongue and cheek and we will take the p*ss where ever we can if we can. we mean no harm just entertainment lol.
     
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    Jody and the Big Issue Lol 
    intro and what we’ve been up to 
    Petes neighbours kids 
    Queuing + Competing while driving 
    Live shows + Bum licking 
    Asian woman Virtue signalling In back of a cab 
    Questions
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
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    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
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    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
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    1 hr 33 min
  • #33 Ego | Wanting to be liked, Life of crime and Dreams VS Love
    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
    Hey guys on this episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet we discuss "Ego" How it effects us differently. We discuss what it means to love someone and age gaps. with two fantastic question with one coming from an original Sheetster Molly Chadders hope you enjoy.
    Intro
    This weeks topic
     Pete really wants to be liked + What we think of each others ego
    Guy from Netflix getting trouble for what he said on a podcast
    Am I a bad person?
     Lukes Ego + Charlotte got upset with Pete
    Leonardo Dicaprio
    Question 1
    Question 2
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    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
    🎧 Podcast
    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
    Find Luke Craig @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
     
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    1 hr 23 min
  • #32 Attention | Negative comments, Do men get more attractive as they age? who’s been cheating?
    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
     
    On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet the boys discuss “Attention”. From dying their hair to toe curling fun. Negative comments and Pete thinks it was far harder to get women back in the day. Do women have it harder in this attention grabbing world? This and much much more. Join them as the honesty continues.
    Intro + Thank you
    Todays topic
    Luke and Pete dyed their hair + We all want attention
    Negative attention + Luke and Pete  rant
    Luke collaborates in the bedroom + Pete loves a vibrator 
    Sheetster community + Botox 
    Do men get attractive as they get older? + Pressure on women 
    Pete opinion about men on dating sites + Pete has a chip on his shoulder
    News: footballer’s wife gets nothing in divorce + Money and Marriage 
    Dilemma:One
    Suspected of cheating
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
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    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
    Find Luke Craig @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
     
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    1 hr 43 min
  • *News* The Luke and Pete Hotline | Virgin Mary | Patreon clip
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    The hotline number is 07932 633 553 where you can WhatsApp stories, questions and voice notes. Tell us everything or leave us a voicemail to confess your sins lol whatever problem you have we will GET IT ON THE SHOW and sort it Luke and Pete style.
    We have jumped on to Patreon. If you like our stuff and would like to support your boys head over to Patreon where we will be dropping a Patreon exclusive episode every Thursday and more (from now on to be known as "Sheetday") we do things a little different and fun so head over and see what we've done 🤣🤣🤣
    Anyway stay safe and stay laughing "HAPPY SHEETDAY
    Here's a little clip from episode #32 Friendship 
     
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    14 min
  • #31 The Metaverse | Is assault in a fake world real? Is this world fake? Charlotte are you a man?
    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
    This week we discuss the Metaverse. How would we feel if our loved ones weren't who they said they were. Someone claimed they were assaulted in the Metaverse, is that a real thing? And we top it off with a dilemma from a man who wants to stop the sale of his home because his ex-wife stole his stuff. This and much much more. join us as the honesty continues.
    Intro + Lukes Mood
    White people with Dreadlocks + Petes Jamaican plumber
    Some V@ginas are better looking then others + menopause (we have no idea)
    Story of assault in the Metaverse 
    Crazy that we want to live in a virtual world 
    Pete would be sad if this world was fake + Being able to touch and feel
    Should you go yo prison for committing crime in the metaverse? + would Pete tell if he found this world was fake?
    If Pete found out Charlotte was a man in the real world
    Dilemma (Divorced and ex wife stole my stuff)
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
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    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
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    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
    Find Luke Craig @:
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    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
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    1 hr 19 min
  • #30 Jealousy | Charlotte and the Camel, MMA Fighter cheats and gets caught and Charles Bronson
    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send to [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
    On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet we discuss Jealousy. How Pete shows it, how Luke hides it and how rightly or wrongly Charlotte rode another mans double humped camel. We talk Charle Bronson getting denied parole. A dilemma from a man who wants to date his friends sister but cant break it to him and a MMA fighter who got caught in another woman's ring, this and much, much more. Join us as the honesty continues.
    Intro
    Petes been away + Jealousy 
    The missing beard + Stories about Charlotte and jealousy 
    Luke tries to hide his jealousy + Lukes female attention
    Charles Bronson 
    Dilemma One (Can I date my mates sister?) 
    Dilemma Two (MMA fighter cheats and gets caught)
     
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
    🎧 Podcast
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    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
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    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
    Find Luke Craig @:
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    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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    1 hr 57 min
  • #29 Desire | C*ck Blocking, Threes*mes and Dealing with Criticism
    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send to [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
     
    On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet we talk "Desire" Petes been up to some big things so he appears a little different. We talk what we want and why and how we both handle criticism very differently. We top it off with some dilemmas. Join us as the honesty continues.
     
    Intro + Is there something different about Pete and why?
    Trying to impress women + C*ck Blocking 
    Lukes almost weird threesome 
    Petes threesome (no switching hands)
    Pete dealing with criticism 
    Embarrassing desires 
    Dilemma One
    Dilemma Tw
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
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    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
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    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
    Find Luke Craig @:
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    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
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    1 hr 25 min
  • #28 Technology | Hitting Pigeons, Dog shoots Man and Self driving Cars
    Send any questions, dilemmas or problems you have to [email protected] and we will sort them out and get them on the show.
    On this episode of Luke and Pete talking sheet we discuss "Technology" the good the bad and the ugly side. Facial recognition, self driving cars and hitting a pigeon at 150mph plus much more join us as the honesty continues.
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
    🎧 Podcast
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    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
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    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
    Find Luke Craig @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
     
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    1 hr 48 min

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