Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

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  • #27 Filth | Hair loss, Jealousy, Onlyfans and One night stands
    On this episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet we go in! I Think we had one too many coffees. This episode has been called just plain filth. its not for the faint hearted. We talk hair transplants, one night stands, jealousy and Onlyfans. We answer some dilemmas in our own special way. Love us or hate us you’ve got to respect the honesty. HEADPHONES MUST BE WORN IF LISTENING IN PUBLIC. You’ve be warned.
     
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
    🎧 Podcast
    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
    Find Luke Craig @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
     
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    1 hr 29 min
  • #26 Revenge | Old beef, Dark Coffee and nearly going to prison
    In this episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet we talk "Revenge". Pete has always got a score to settle let's just say you don't want to get on the wrong side of him. Luke has tales of old school beef and getting his own back as long as its within 30 days. They wind up talking about one of the most prolific criminals of recent times and Pete gets very, very passionate. Listen to the full episode to find out if Luke and Pete think revenge is worth it. Join us as the honesty continues.
     
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
    🎧 Podcast
    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
    Find Luke Craig @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
     
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    1 hr 17 min
  • #25 Disgust | Wine belly, Asian toilets and the smelliest woman I ever dated
    On this weeks episode we discuss disgust. Luke hoarding Petes Japanese neighbour and asian toilets kicks us off. The man with horse manure breath who inspired the topic and Petes wine belly so bad that it destroys his cousins bed. This and much more. join us as the honesty continues.
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
    🎧 Podcast
    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
    Find Luke Craig @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
     
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    1 hr 22 min
  • #24 Trust | Cheating Partners, Death, Knife crime and being let down
    On this week episode we discuss “Trust” How Luke finds it difficult to rely on others, probably because of his upbringing and how Charlotte refuses to make Pete his sandwich the way he asks so he feels betrayed. The difference  between small talk and real honest conversation and what Pete watches on TikTok. With many side stories join us as the honesty continues.
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
    🎧 Podcast
    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
    Find Luke Craig @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
     
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    1 hr 23 min
  • Valentine’s Day Special | Fantasies, Dirty Talk and the meaning of Love
    Welcome to the Talking Sheet Valentines Day Special. This week we talk love sex and the Boston Crab. Pete describes in detail his fantasies which some would call a living nightmare. Luke calls out the fake guys in the comment sections who try and virtue signal. We discuss love and attraction and of course satisfaction, we go in! We warned you. Join us as the honesty continues.
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
    🎧 Podcast
    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
    Find Luke Craig @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
     
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    1 hr 22 min
  • #23 Intelligence | Battle of the B*stards, Street Smarts, The Perfect Partner
    On this weeks episode we discuss Intelligence. Pete believes he is naturally smart so we dig into that. Luke describes how he tries to teach his kids to be street smart. Pete finds out what a bastard is which leads to marriage and the perfect personality in a partner. Join us as the honesty continues.
     
    HEY Sheetsters, your boy Pete will be performing his work in progress show at the Leicester Comedy Festival Thursday 9th Feb at Peter Pizzeria, Tickets £6. 
    Get your tickets now and support your boy! 
    https://comedy-festival.co.uk/event/peter-rethinasamy-work-in-progress/
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
    🎧 Podcast
    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
    Find Luke Craig @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
     
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    1 hr 11 min
  • #22 Bullying | Roast Battles, Childhood problems, Dilemma Advice
    On this weeks episode we discuss Bullying. Last week Pete and I got in a lot of trouble from Charlotte about our shenanigans so we decided to tone it down and have a deeper discussion to show we can, kind of. plus I (Luke) was unwell lol. We talk our childhood and how we was bullied growing up and how we handled it and the lessons we learnt. We hope you enjoy and thank you all for the support on this journey as the honesty continues.
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
    🎧 Podcast
    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
    Find Luke Craig @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
     
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    1 hr 32 min
  • #21 Shame and Guilt | Hygiene, Men on dating sites and Dilemmas
    On this weeks episode we discuss Shame. How we feel it (Luke and Pete) why we feel it and the difference between when we feel guilt and when we feel shame. We have also added a couple of news stories and you the Sheetsters have written in to us with your dilemmas so we have a new segment we call "Luke and Pete help sort out your Sheet!" Join us as the honesty continues.
     
    Plus any feedback you have about the show to help improve it is most welcome and any dilemmas you may have give them to us WE HAVE THE ANSWERS! email us at [email protected]
     
    HEY Sheetsters, your boy Pete will be performing his work in progress show at the Leicester Comedy Festival Thursday 9th Feb at Peter Pizzeria, Tickets £6. Get your tickets now and support your boy! https://comedy-festival.co.uk/event/peter-rethinasamy-work-in-progress/
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
    🎧 Podcast
    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
    Find Luke Craig @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
     
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    1 hr 38 min
  • #20 Cosmetic Surgery | Beauty vs Brains, Michael Jackson, Female Bodybuilders
    On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet we have a chat about Cosmetic surgery. We touch on what work we would have done. The pressures on women, Michael Jackson and female bodybuilders. We also dive into some made up scenarios that are very revealing. This episode is one of our favourites, join us as the honesty continues.
     
    HEY Sheetsters, your boy Pete will be performing his work in progress show at the Leicester Comedy Festival Thursday 9th Feb at Peter Pizzeria, Tickets £6. 
    Get your tickets now and support your boy! 
    https://comedy-festival.co.uk/event/peter-rethinasamy-work-in-progress/
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
    🎧 Podcast
    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
    Find Luke Craig @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
     
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    1 hr 33 min
  • #19 War | Terrorism, giving money to the homeless, Royal family
    On this week episode of Luke and Pete talking sheet we discuss War! Pete kicks us off with a description of living in Northern Ireland during “The Troubles” Then we dive into terrorism, giving money to the homeless, abortion and the royal family. Serious topics but we always find a way to make it light hearted join us as the honesty continues on the best comedy podcast around.
    HEY Sheetsters, your boy Pete will be performing his work in progress show at the Leicester Comedy Festival Thursday 9th Feb at Peter Pizzeria, Tickets £6. 
    Get your tickets now and support your boy! 
    https://comedy-festival.co.uk/event/peter-rethinasamy-work-in-progress/
     
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
    🎧 Podcast
    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
    Find Luke Craig @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
     
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    1 hr 21 min

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