Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

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  • #46 Education | Sex education videos, Indian accent VS Black street talk and Feeling inadequate
    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
     
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    On this weeks episode the boys discuss “Education” Pete tells you why being clever is different too smart. Luke feels inadequate around those who have been through the education system. They have an argument over why it seems being black is cooler than being Indian. The age Luke was when he first started having sex and how Pete learnt about sex. This and much more as the honesty continues.
    Intro and Topic
    Difference between smart and clever + School system 
    Luke feels inadequate + Pete makes a cringeworthy mistake 
    Pete dad’s on education  + Malaysian schooling 
    School days + and Stories of teachers 
    Pete wants to know why being Indian isn’t as cool as being black
    Pete Thinks he’s street smart + Sex Education 
    Questions and dilemmas section
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
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    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
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    1 hr 41 min
  • #45 Risk | P*nis Implant gone wrong, Blame the PH levels and Women cant take rejection
    On this weeks episode the boys discuss Risk. Risky behaviour. Pete quitting his job to pursue comedy before he had ever had a paid gig. They have been dying to get something off their chest since Black Lives Matter protest and someone has a question about an unpleasant smell. This and much more as the honesty continues. 
     
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    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
    intro + Topic
    Pete quit his job to pursue comedy + Being a leader
    Taking risks + Willy Implant gone wrong 
    Petes risky stories + Women cant take rejection 
    Protestor got carried during BLM protest + Liking thing you don’t like
    Questions (Lending money and Smelly Fanny)
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
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    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
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    1 hr 24 min
  • #44 Judgement | I Hate Hipsters, I’m not a pervert am I? Racist mans wife cheats with black man
    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
     
    On this weeks episode we discuss Judgement. Pete once again has a bone to pick. Why do we judge people on surface level stuff, like fashion? I hate when workmen are in my home judging my mess. And one of the Sheetsters needs a little motivation to leave the rat race so we give it to them. This and much more as the honesty continues.
    Intro and Topic
    Petes beef with Hipsters
    Judging women
    Indian drivers 
    Judging people on surface level stuff + Hipster values 
    Pete thinks black people run the world
    Luke has an insight about his mums + Pete getting judge in the comments
    Judging personality over shallow fashion 
    People treating Pete like he’s stupid  + Racist people we’ve met
    People judging my home 
    Get made to feel like a pervert 
    Questions 
     
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    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
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    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
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    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
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    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
     
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    1 hr 15 min
  • #43 Outsiders | Short men and Fat women, Hollywood Dreams and Swingers getting jealous
    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
    On this week episode we discuss feeling like Outsiders. We have always felt like outsiders. Pete uses that to get into a group while Luke feels comfortable being on the outside. Pete doesn’t understand that women discriminating against him because of his height is the same as him having a preference about a woman weight. Pete was upset that Luke doesn’t take his Hollywood dreams seriously and Lukes sons have a punch up all this and more as the honesty continues. 
    Join us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and some wonderful outtakes that we cant allow to go public lol https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
    🎧 Podcast
    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
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    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
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    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
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    1 hr 21 min
  • #42 Time | Strip Clubs, Time Travel and Trusting your Partner
    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
     
    On this weeks episode we discuss “Time” Petes dad the nutty professor is trying reverse the effects of time on the body. Pete walks a thin line when talking about Lukes gran and small people. Luke and Pete both recall going to strip clubs and as you’ve probably guessed they had very different experiences. They also so get into some confusing time travel talk where Pete once again thinks he has all the answers with this and much more as the honesty continues.
    Intro and topic 
    Pete’s dad is trying to reverse time + What is time?
    Being hurt by jokes that effect your life + Being different and looking different 
    Strip clubs and skipper poles 
    Time travel
    Is the human race just a cancer? + Kids seem weaker nowadays 
    Questions
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
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    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
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    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
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    1 hr 21 min
  • #41 Abstinence | No s*x for Luke for 90 days, Pete’s Pocket P*ssy returns and the Racist Tattoo
    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
     
    On this weeks episode we discuss Abstinence. Luke has denied himself s*x or m*sturbation  for 90 days, why? Petes got a secret to tell and it happened while Charlotte was in Belfast. Pete hates when women come on too strong and someone caught E. Coli from eating a*se lol. Join us as the honesty continues.
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    Intro and reason for topic
    Getting scammed 
    Pete’s abstinence + and the Pocket P*ssy
    Different person when you’re h*rny 
    When you deplete your reserves 
    Cringe moments + when you’re in rhythm with each other
    When the mood isn’t right + E. coli from eating a*se
    Sheetster Shoutouts 
    The one at the table who almost made it + Sheetster in traffic 
    Questions
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
    🎧 Podcast
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    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
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    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
    Find Luke Craig @:
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    1 hr 12 min
  • #40 Regrets | Dangerous Men and Women and Don’t sleep with too many women
    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
    On this weeks episode we discuss Regrets. What regrets do we have? Do we regret the thing we do more than the things we don’t do? Man stabs and kills defending his brother and gets life in prison, is that a regrettable action? Woman traps man In suitcase but Pete is sure that would never happen to him. And some wonderful questions from our Top Sheetsters. Join us as the honesty continues
    Intro shoutouts and Malwinas promise 
    Todays topic “Regrets”
    Guy gets Life in prison 
    Petes Parents always take other peoples side + Dangerous men and women 
    Live a short life on top or a long life at the bottom?
    Questions
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
    🎧 Podcast
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    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
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    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
    Find Luke Craig @:
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    1 hr 17 min
  • #39 Success | Image Control, But Dad I love her and Weak men in the bedroom
    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
    On this weeks episode we discuss success. Trying to control our image in front of others. Is success meaningless? Boys sleeping with their teachers VS girls sleeping with their teachers. And we have a beautiful question at the end to take it home. Hope you enjoy.
     
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    Intro and topic 
    Pete upset his friend 
    Trying to control the image others have of us
    Is success meaningless?
    Pete VS Philip round 3
    Men in power + Teacher and pupils 
    Bullying in relationships 
    you can train your body to hate someone + Farting partners 
    A question about losing respect for your partner 
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
    🎧 Podcast
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    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
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    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
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    Find Luke Craig @:
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    1 hr 25 min
  • #38 Worry | Benefit Cheat Pete, Lesbians stealing your girl and ”God take him too”
    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send to [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
     
    On this weeks episode we discuss worry. Pete was once upon a time on benefits and how did he spend the money? If Pete dies guess who he's bringing on the ride? Lukes son has a LBTQ dilemma and his daughter gets the wrong racist end of the stick. This and much more as the honesty continues.
    Intro + Why we chose this weeks topic
    Benefit  Cheat Pete 
    Worries about death + Pete Talks Sheet to God  
    Worries about hurting peoples feelings + Worries about pregnancy 
    Lukes sons dilemma + Everyones experimenting 
    Lukes daughter gets the wrong idea + Petes insecurities 
    Petes worries, worry Luke
     
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    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
    🎧 Podcast
    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
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    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
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    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
    Find Luke Craig @:
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    1 hr 34 min
  • #37 The Mission | Suicide letter, Angry Jamaican man and a Dagger up the A*se
    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
     
    On this week episode we discuss “The Mission”. Some things have happened to us so we done some soul-searching and have decided on the mission for the podcast. With other side stories and a question about being kinky with knives that had Pete freaked out we get stuck in.  Join us as the honesty continues.
    To support your boys and help the pod keep going join us on Patreon where you will get our eternal gratitude and a pattern exclusive episode every Thursday. https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete
    Intro and the three things that happened to Luke 
    Petes road rage again
    The third thing “ Sheetster Down” + The mission 
    Fake Tv 
    Major embarrassment + Connor McGregor and getting rich 
    Questions (Kinky knife play)
    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
     
    🎧 Podcast
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    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
     
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    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
     
     
     
    Find Luke Craig @:
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    1 hr 22 min

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