It's the umpteenth commitment ceremony and Carly and Justin leave, like they should've a week ago. Expert Trish feels like it's her fault, which it mostly is. Nasser gets a nose injury.

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Patrick emerges from the rat pack as the man we all want. Deano teaches everyone how to feminism at the dinner party, while Sarah sedates Troy.

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Deano went rogue and posted on Insta about the Boiz' night

https://www.mamamia.com.au/mafs-boys-night-truth/

We found ALL the MAFS audition tapes and they're... unwatchable

https://www.mamamia.com.au/mafs-audition-tapes/

Patrick's heroic response to last night's Boys' Night

https://www.mamamia.com.au/patrick-miller-mafs-boys-night/

Catch up on ALL our written recaps of the show, plus some not-so-serious investigative breakouts.

https://www.mamamia.com.au/married-at-first-sight-2018/

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Justin goes lingerie shopping on his own. Troy takes Ashley's mum on a date and it's weird. Sarah and Telv sit down for a counselling session with John Aiken, who seems to have a cold.

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Sarah says her fight with Telv wasn't as it seemed on the show...

https://www.mamamia.com.au/real-reason-behind-mafs-fight/

We found ALL the MAFS audition tapes and they're... unwatchable

https://www.mamamia.com.au/mafs-audition-tapes/

Catch up on ALL our written recaps of the show, plus some not-so-serious investigative breakouts.

https://www.mamamia.com.au/married-at-first-sight-2018/

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Patrick and Charlene dislike each other but we haven't been shown why. Troy forgets his mum is Coeliac, while 'expert' Trish reveals her nympho side.

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Justin and Carly had sex and it’s perhaps made Carly despise him even more. At least he’s finally here however, which is more than can be said of Mel. Nasser and Gab steal the show, as per usual.

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A big spoiler about the show has leaked, and it's ruined everything

https://www.mamamia.com.au/mafs-spoilers-need-to-stop/

The problem with the way we talk about Nasser and Troy

https://www.mamamia.com.au/married-at-first-sight-troy-and-nasser-sex-lives/

Catch up on ALL our written recaps of the show, plus some not-so-serious investigative breakouts.

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Troy underdresses for the dinner party and lies about having a six-pack. Telv yells abuse at Visionz, while Nasser remains in desperate need of an exorcism.

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Why Sarah and Telv are the greatest couple in MAFS history. 

https://www.mamamia.com.au/sarah-and-telv-married-at-first-sight/

Does Nasser have a secret girlfriend? We investigate.

https://www.mamamia.com.au/does-nasser-sultan-have-a-secret-girlfriend/

Catch up on ALL our written recaps of the show, plus some not-so-serious investigative breakouts.

https://www.mamamia.com.au/married-at-first-sight-2018/

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Loveable Nasser is gone, and he's been replaced by a very angry man on a scooter who doesn't care all that much for his wife. Sarah and Telv finally sleep together, while Ashley takes Troy to the fair.

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The 6 times Troy had us convinced he is NOT a human man.

https://www.mamamia.com.au/is-troy-from-mafs-real/

Does Nasser have a secret girlfriend? We investigate.

https://www.mamamia.com.au/does-nasser-sultan-have-a-secret-girlfriend/

Catch up on ALL our written recaps of the show, plus some not-so-serious investigative breakouts.

https://www.mamamia.com.au/married-at-first-sight-2018/

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Carly gets stuck with Justin in a small room. Sean leaves the experiment which seems to surprise Blair, despite the fact he told her he's just not that into her. Troy burns some more steak after making friends with a dolphin.

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Catch up on ALL our written recaps of the show, plus some not-so-serious investigative breakouts.

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It's apparently the "middle" of the season, which is terrifying because this show's been going for at least three years now. Ryan cracks it at his self-interested wife, while Nasser turns out not to be the man Gab thought he was.

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Sarah says the last dinner party wasn't as it seemed...

https://www.mamamia.com.au/married-at-first-sight-dinner-party-editing/

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It's time for the dinner party, which Justin manages to attend despite leaving for Milan yesterday. Everyone piles on Deano except for Troy, who seems to have forgotten he is a bad man. Everyone fights, it's pretty great.

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We noticed something a little odd about Justin's office. 

https://www.mamamia.com.au/justin-office-married-at-first-sight/

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