CANCELLED

In the Cancelled courtroom today is the firstborn of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, North West. But you’d never guess who her parents are from her lack of interest in the spotlight. I mean, it’s not like she stole the show in The Lion King musical while surrounded by actual trained performers or anything. Oh wait, that totally happened!

Sure, as a kid, you’re usually figuring out who you are and what you want to be, but when you’re North West, you can do anything and have as many “careers” as you want. Should she stick to what she's good at, Tik Tok lives where she lets Kardashian secrets slip? 

Her charges we're investigating today include how she likes to keep her mum Kim humble in front of as many important people as possible, painting far too good for her age and her first solo interview that really cemented her brand. 

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories!

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A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
Kim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ Kardashian
JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa
The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa 
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga

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Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. 

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish 

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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If you think Ballerina Farm means pigs with point shoes and tutus 1. that's really cute and 2. you're very wrong (unfortunately).

Today we are diving into the world of ‘Trad Wives’ and more specifically the world of Ballerina Farm which is both a brand and a woman. Hannah Neeleman is a mumfluencer, a mother of eight children and has amassed a huge 10 million followers on Instagram who follow her literally churning butter and collecting eggs from her chickens. Seems wholesome right? Wrong (kinda).

Her charges include competing in a beauty pageant just two weeks postpartum, pretending to be poor but owning a $30,000 stove and a birthday present which is the stuff of nightmares (but that was technically her husband’s fault). We unpack all.

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.

A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 

The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa 
7th “Stop Trying To Be The Bible” Heaven 
Timothée Chalamet
The “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” Notebook
The Olympics
Drew Barrymore
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga

Listen to Mamamia's twice-daily news podcast The Quicky: I'm A Feminist, But Do I Secretly Wanna Be A Tradwife? here. 

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Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. 

Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. 

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish 

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom... BITCH!

The O.C was an iconic TV show with three wealthy main characters: Marissa, Summer, Seth and troubled youth Ryan. Seth/Adam Brody was apparently just as focused on set as a sloth in a hammock (sorry if we've offended any sloths).  

The show ran from 2003-2007 but creators probably should've given up after season three when, SPOILER ALERT: Marissa died in a very dramatic scene that probably still makes you cry. 

Did they kill her off because she was the worst? Should they instead have taken out her mum Julie Cooper-Nichol-Bullet-Roberts-Atwood-Cooper? She was a legitimate predator. 

Normally we look into silly celebrity crimes but some of these scenes felt a little illegal.
We're investigating all the weird storylines: constant near-death experiences, a gay dad and a bisexual bartender. Gasp!  Plus, the real life drama was just as wild.

And of course we have more of your lazy gewl stories. 

Listen to A Brutally Honest Review Of Nobody Wants This on Mamamia podcast: The Spill here. 

A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
7th “Stop Trying To Be The Bible” Heaven 
Timothée Chalamet
The “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” Notebook
The Olympics
Drew Barrymore
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga

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If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.

Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. 

Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. 

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish 

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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If this show was new we'd be cancelling it for real but thankfully Friends began in the 90's where literally anyone's idea in the writers room was approved. 

We won't be putting the actors on the stand. However, we are welcoming the creators, Ross, Rachel, Joey, Chandler, Monica and Phoebe to the Cancelled courtroom.

Should a fake fat Monica and a very creepy Ross be the reason we stop watching Friends?

Also, you might have missed some of the weird sex stuff that went on across 10 seasons, like when one character tried to hook up with their cousin. 

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. 

A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
7th “Stop Trying To Be The Bible” Heaven 
Timothée Chalamet
The “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” Notebook
The Olympics
Drew Barrymore
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga

SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: 
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END BITS:
If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.

Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. 

Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. 

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish 

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

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In the Cancelled courtroom today are arguably the second most famous twins, to us, but our similarities won't stop us from investigating their every move. We may not be lawyers, but we do have a Diploma of twin minds (that's not a real thing don't sue us). 

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were baby stars, who got their first "acting" gig at 9 months old on Full House. Apparently they were difficult on set... rude and crapped a lot. 
Then they starred in multiple TV shows and around a thousand movies where they'd travel to different cities and get up to mischief, chase boys and twin swap. 

Should they be charged with making us obsessed with them somehow? We're also unpacking what has led to them being such private people today.

There was a feud with Spencer Pratt (he was on The Hills if you don't remember his name) and they also unsurprisingly fight with each other... such typical twins. They have tried to keep their arguments a secret but we know exactly what they would've been about. 

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. 

A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
7th “Stop Trying To Be The Bible” Heaven 
Timothée Chalamet
The “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” Notebook
The Olympics
Drew Barrymore
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga

SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: 
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END BITS:
If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.

Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. 

Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. 

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish 

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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American singer and songwriter Billie Eilish, welcome to the Cancelled Courtroom! You’re undeniably talented and, let’s face it, way too cool for us.

You've been in the spotlight since you were 14, an age when our brains are still buffering, which might explain some of your less-than-thoughtful moments. Like that time she dissed sleepwalkers or bragged about having a poop festival with eight bathroom visits in one day.

Oh, and did you know Billie was homeschooled with her brother? She said parents are lazy for doing it any other way. 

We’ve got a few other things to unpack: like when she took aim at the internet’s biggest trolls... ugly guys and she criticised rap artists for not literally meaning every lyric. And of course, there was an awkward Halloween costume.

Let us investigate then deliberate. Sorry Billie, you can’t talk your way out of this. 

A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
The “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” Notebook
The Olympics
Drew Barrymore
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga

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Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. 

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish 

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Donald Trump has done so many ridiculous things that we needed another episode just to fit them all in before we hand down our verdict.

During his four years as President of the United States there were absurd speeches, policies, and decisions that affected the entire world.

Charges in this episode include the time he thought spending billions on building a "Great Wall" was a brilliant idea, that time he yelled at a small child mowing his lawns at the White House and the fact that he started making up random virus cures during a pandemic with zero qualifications.

Honestly, his dancing is the main reason he shouldn't be allowed to run in the 2024 election in our opinion... it makes us feel funny in the tummy.

For a non-drinker, this guy has had 1 billion "hold my beer" moments and here are just a few of our favourites.

Plus, more of your Lazy Gewl stories.

A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
The Olympics
Drew Barrymore
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga

SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: 
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END BITS:
If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our award winning parenting podcast How To Build A Human.

Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. 

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

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Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Donald John Trump, reality star, businessman, former president and current presidential candidate. 

Donald is no stranger to a real courtroom but today is all about his petty crimes like drinking 12 diet cokes a day, claiming bodies are like batteries and not thinking through the logistics of a particular wall. 

Now, if you genuinely tried to do a Cancelled episode about Mr Donald, you’d be going for a decade so instead the episode covers SOME of the bizarre you may have forgotten about.

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.

A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
The Olympics
Drew Barrymore
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga

SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: 
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END BITS:
If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our award winning parenting podcast How To Build A Human.

Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. 

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

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Here in the Cancelled courtroom we usually put celebrities to trial, sometimes we put movies on trial but never have we put an entire press tour on trial... and yet here we are. 

Today we're entering cold hard facts and vibes from the It Ends With Us promotional tour, from (alleged) feuding co-stars, to TikTok takes and the sheer crime of listing things. 

Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni are in the firing line... but who is really at fault? Is it us? Does it really 'end' here? You decide. 

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. 

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A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
Blake Lively
Ryan Reynolds
Scarlett Johansson
Anna Kendrick

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CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz & Kimberley Braddish

Audio Producer: Scott Stronach

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Like her outfits there's always something outrageous surrounding pop icon and actress Lady Gaga... So welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Gaga "ooh na na". 

From the iconic but reportedly very stinky meat dress, to her questionable Italian accent in House of Gucci and that time she paid someone to vomit on her we unpack the life and crimes of Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta.  And, let's not forget that big fight with Madonna and her recent attempt at impressing the French Prime Minister. 

Should we let her go punishment-free because of how fabulous she is? Nope.

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.  

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A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
Bennifer
Bradley Cooper
Demi Lovato
Blake Lively
Jennifer Lopez

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CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz & Kimberley Braddish

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

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