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Jacob Elordi is a certified Aussie heart-throb, a talented actor and defendant in our Cancelled courtroom.

That's right, we are taking the Saltburn star to court over crimes including starring in a trashy movie x 3, dissing said trilogy, his interesting dating history and an alleged incident at a Sydney pub. (allegedly)

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Robert “Keep Your Regret To Yourself” Pattinson
Kristen "Not Very Good At Affairs" Stewart
Lara "Where The Bloody Hell Are You” Bingle (Worthington)
Michael "One Night In Noosa" ClarkeBillie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All Time
Katy "Feud With Taylor Swift" Perry
Kim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ Kardashian
JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa

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Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz 

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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We are holding space/being held hostage by the biggest press tour of the year and we have no choice but to discuss the tornado that is Wicked Part One. 

It's absolute madness. Fans are overwhelmed, Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo are crying in every interview, and for those of us who haven’t dedicated our lives to the Wicked universe, we’re left with one overwhelming feeling: What is even happening?

We will not be skipping the juiciest part, the affair. What exactly is an Ethan Slater and why was Ariana dealt the ultimate insult to women everywhere?

Plus, more of your Lazy Gewl stories! 

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A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
Ariana "Stormed Out Of An Aussie Photoshoot" Grande
It Ends With Us Drama
The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa 
Bennifer
Lady Gaga
Billie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All Time
Katy "Feud With Taylor Swift" Perry
Kim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ Kardashian
JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa

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CREDITS:

Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish 

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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If you've watched Gladiator II or you just love Paul Mescal, Joseph Quinn or Pedro Pascal and need someone to make sense of your feelings, then this episode of The Spill is what you need.  

These are unfiltered thoughts on Ridley Scott's epic action adventure, and from Paul Mescal and Denzel Washington's changing accents (and teeth) to the one question that infuriated the film’s creatives, nothing is off limits. 

This is a safe place to talk about the best and worst moments from Gladiator II.

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Listen to Cancelled: Paul Mescal: Ditching His Dates & That Viral Interview, here. 

Listen to The Spill: A Brutally Honest Review Of Nobody Wants This, here.

Listen to The Spill: A Brutally Honest Review Of The Perfect Couple here. 

Listen to The Spill: A Brutally Honest Review Of Netflix's Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Doco, here.

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Hosts: Laura Brodnik & Em Vernem 

Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish 

Audio Producer: Scott Stronach

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. 

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Gen Z pop icon Sabrina Carpenter has lyrics and dance moves that prudes hate (not us, obviously). 

What has brought the Short N Sweet singer to the Cancelled courtroom? Well, that depends. Maybe ask the churchgoers who weren't thrilled about her filming a music video in their sacred space with the words "RIP BITCH" written everywhere (spoiler: a preacher got fired). Or maybe ask the people who have been stuck in her love triangles like Olivia Rodrigo, Camilla Cabello, Shawn Mendes and some other guy named Joshua Bassett. 

Is being too sexy a crime? Probably not, but we’ll investigate anyway because it’s fun.

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.

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A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
Taylor "How I Uncancelled Myself" Swift (Taylor’s Version)
The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa 
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga
Billie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All Time
Katy "Feud With Taylor Swift" Perry
Kim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ Kardashian
JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa

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CREDITS:

Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish 

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Ariana Grande is many things: an incredible vocalist, a successful business woman and the kind of woman who's party trick would be fitting into a really small cupboard just to prove how tiny she is.

This episode we delve into a range of (alleged) crimes including storming out of a Sydney photoshoot, a very unfortunate tattoo and perhaps worst of all, the disrespect of innocent donuts.

But does the sentence fit the crimes?

Cancelled Live at The University Of Sydney's Alumni Festival - FREE TICKETS HERE!

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A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
Kim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ Kardashian
JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa
The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa 
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga

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Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Don’t cancel us, but today, we’re dragging the guilty pleasure of an entire generation into the Cancelled courtroom. 

The Hills is the iconic "reality" series that aired from 2006-2010 as a spin-off of Laguna Beach, turning our brains into mush.

We're assigning charges and sentences to everything from Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery transformation and fake pregnancy scare (that we now kind of understand), to Lauren Conrad's decision to not go to Paris, because who needs Paris when you've got your boyfriend for the summer, right?

As we investigate the Heidi vs Lauren feud and a sex tape, we keep getting pulled back to one sucky person: Spencer Pratt.

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.

Cancelled Live at The University Of Sydney's Alumni Festival - FREE TICKETS HERE!

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A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa 
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga
Billie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All Time
Katy "Feud With Taylor Swift" Perry
Kim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ Kardashian
JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa

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CREDITS:

Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish 

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Alright Normal People fans (and everyone who’s hopped on the Paul Mescal bandwagon since), Paul is the hot Irish heartthrob of your dreams but his crimes must be investigated. Hold up—is that Paul literally sprinting away from a girl in a park right now?

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, where we're putting the new Gladiator II star on trial. Think of it like the Colosseum, except instead of lions, we're looking at Paul's saddest and sexiest moments, so pretty much the same thing. 

There is this rumour about what Paul supposedly does after a one-night stand, and sure it sounds made up, but there's some evidence that's hard to ignore. Plus, he's given people the ick lately so let's get to the sexy bottom of it all. 

And of course, more of your Lazy Gewl stories. 

Cancelled Live at The University Of Sydney's Alumni Festival - FREE TICKETS HERE!

ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE!

A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa 
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga
Billie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All Time
Katy "Feud With Taylor Swift" Perry
Kim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ Kardashian
JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa

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Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. 

CREDITS:

Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish 

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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We don't usually gush this hard in the Cancelled courtroom so we're sorry in advance.

Andrew Garfield is a British actor known for playing Spiderman, until he didn't, which is something we get to in this trial.

What has he excelled at? Films like The Social Network, The Amazing Spider-Man, and that memorable Chicken Shop Date with Amelia Dimoldenberg. So, what brings him here? We're looking into his departure from the Spider-Man franchise, some method acting misunderstandings, and that moment when he left us feeling a bit strange in our spidey senses.

We need to know if we're being tricked by a beautiful man. 

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. 

Cancelled Live at The University Of Sydney's Alumni Festival - FREE TICKETS HERE!

ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE!

A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
Billie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All Time
Katy "Feud With Taylor Swift" Perry
Kim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ Kardashian
JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa
The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa 
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga

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If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.

Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. 

Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. 

CREDITS:

Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish 

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Donald John Trump, reality star, businessman, former president and current presidential candidate. 

Donald is no stranger to a real courtroom but today is all about his petty crimes like drinking 12 diet cokes a day, claiming bodies are like batteries and not thinking through the logistics of a particular wall. 

Now, if you genuinely tried to do a Cancelled episode about Mr Donald, you’d be going for a decade so instead the episode covers SOME of the bizarre you may have forgotten about.

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.

Listen to Donald Trump Part Two: Yelling At A Child & The Most Embarrassing Tantrum In History, here. 

A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
The Olympics
Drew Barrymore
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga

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Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Sorry in advance to the Beyhive.... Beyoncé Giselle Knowles, welcome to the Cancelled courtroom!
Look, this ain't Texas, and thank goodness for that, because their rules are slightly more intense than ours.

Alright, Queen Bey, we’re not here to trash your talent (because let’s face it, her fans would hunt us down) and why would we? Your voice is Irreplaceable. But from failing to ref a family smackdown to the conspiracy theory that brought us to tears (yep, really), there's a lot Bey has to answer for.
So, is Beyoncé to blame for everything? Definitely not! But, you know, maybe just a little?

Plus more of your Lazy Gewl stories. 

ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE!

A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
Billie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All Time
Katy "Feud With Taylor Swift" Perry
Kim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ Kardashian
JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa
The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa 
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga

SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: 
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If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.

Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. 

Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. 

CREDITS:

Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish 

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

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