Dakota Johnson star of the new Madame Web, might just be our favourite nepo baby we’ve welcomed into the Cancelled courtroom. 

From lying in interviews, to sleeping for far too long, to dissing the cinematic masterpiece that is Fifty Shades Of Grey, we unpack the crimes of The Puss In Boots' step-daughter.

But are the sentences too harsh? Or should we "leave her alone, she's asleep"?

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories!

WANT MORE? LISTEN TO THIS: 
Fifty Shades Of "Nobody Wants To Be Naked & Crying" Grey
Bradley "You've Never Even Met Him" Cooper
Robert “Keep Your Regret To Yourself” Pattinson

WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY?
CLICK HERE

SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: 
[email protected]

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fact: A Star Is Born slaps. 
Also a fact: Bradley Cooper made that movie his entire personality, and now he's doing it again with Maestro. 

Today we welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the one man in the room who ‘discovered’ Lady Gaga. 

From crying over someone he's never met, to hating chairs and being a bad kisser (allegedly) we unpack the life and crimes of a man who still lives with his mother (fact). 

And ask the question: is there such thing as being too earnest? 

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. 

LOVED THIS EPISODE? YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO: 
Emma "The Movie Of Which We Do Not Speak" Stone
Sex And The “Carrie Is A Terrible Friend” City
Jim "You Never Go Full Method" Carrey
Leonardo "Pussy Posse" DiCaprio
Anne “The Oscars That Went Terribly Wrong” Hathaway
Jennifer “Curse Of The Cool Girl” Lawrence
Did Bradley Cooper Really Just Destroy His Oscar Chances?

WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? 
CLICK HERE

SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: 
Email us at [email protected]

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Emma Stone is a talented and much loved actress, but does she deserve all the accolades? 

From lying about her name, to having too many best friends and not hustling enough for her success we unpack the life and crimes of Emily (not Emma) Stone.

Plus, the movie that should have sunk the career's of some of Hollywood's biggest stars - Aloha.

And, more of your lazy gewl stories!

LIKE THIS EPISODE? YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO: 
The “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” Notebook
Jennifer “Curse Of The Cool Girl” Lawrence
Taylor "How I Uncancelled Myself" Swift (Taylor’s Version)
Leonardo "Pussy Posse" DiCaprio

WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE

SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: 

Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected]

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fresh off her first Grammy win, it's time for Miley Cyrus to face the Cancelled courtroom.

The Flowers singer has grown up right in front of our eyes, and while she has had the best of both worlds - Miley has certainly faced her fair share of controversy. 

From that weird tongue thing to taking a wrecking ball to her pledge for a sober life, the star certainly can't be tamed. 

But, can she stop? Or will she just party in the USA? (We may have over done it with that one) 

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING ELSE TO LISTEN TO: 
The Story Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Want Told After Her Grammys Win

WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY?
CLICK HERE

SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: 
Email us at [email protected]

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jacob Elordi is everywhere at the moment, he's a certified Aussie heart-throb, a talented actor and defendant in our Cancelled courtroom.

That's right, we are taking the Saltburn star to court over crimes including starring in a trashy movie x 3, dissing said trilogy, his interesting dating history and an alleged incident at a Sydney pub. (allegedly)

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories and a chance to win with our lazy gewl giveaways!

WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE

LOVED THIS EPISODE? LISTEN TO THIS: 
Kourtney "Doesn't Work As Hard As Her Sisters" Kardashian
Twilight "Imprinting On A Baby Is Weird" Saga
Robert “Keep Your Regret To Yourself” Pattinson
Kristen "Not Very Good At Affairs" Stewart
Lara "Where The Bloody Hell Are You” Bingle (Worthington)
Michael "One Night In Noosa" Clarke

SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: 
Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected]

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today in the Cancelled courtroom we are doing things a little differently... again. And instead of celebrity crimes, we are cancelling the way in which most of us came to this earth... BIRTH.

From the 'wet mess' to the smells and the pain we deep dive into all the reasons birth needs a logistical rethink.

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.

PSA: if you are about to give birth or are a bit squeamish might want to give this one a miss. 

WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE

LOVED THIS EPISODE? LISTEN TO THIS: 
Pregnancy: “Can We Talk About The Yuck?"

SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: 
Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected]

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the husband of Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds.

This episode we dive into his life and crimes which include being a bit meh, bad acting and a fake feud which is very annoying. 

So what is Deadpool? And should Mr Reynolds consider one less business venture?

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. 

LOVED THIS EPISODE? LISTEN TO THIS:
Blake "Is Tall" Lively

SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: 

Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected]

THE END BITS

Subscribe to Mamamia

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How do you know when you've hit rock bottom? For Lara Bingle it was licking a battery for a radio stunt when she was meant to be in court for an alleged driving offence. 

Lara Worthington is a glamorous business woman and mother, but Lara Bingle was a lazy gewl with a passion for meat pies and one of the greatest reality shows known to man.

This episode we unpack the life and crimes of the 'where the bloody hell are you' woman, and decide if a car can be blamed for dangerous driving. 

Plus more of your lazy gewl stories!

Loved this episode? Listen to these: 
Michael "One Night In Noosa" Clarke
Karl "Secrets Over Speakerphone" Stefanovic
Kyle "Mate You Can’t…Say That" Sandilands

THE END BITS

Subscribe to Mamamia

GET IN TOUCH:

Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected]

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In the 90’s Hugh Grant was the rom-com king but not all was as it seemed…

It turns out the British actor wasn’t the bumbling yet adorable love interest we would see on scene, in fact he himself admits most of his costars despised him. 

This episode we ask the question, who really is Hugh Grant? We learn how a terrible movie lead to a string of bad decisions which saw him in ‘real court’. And why he has more in common with King (Prince) Charles than he realises!

Do you think the sentences fit the (alleged) crimes, and when will you see the evidence?

This episode first went live in December 2022.

Loved this episode listen to these: 

Bridget "WTF Is This" Jones's Diary
Love “You Don’t Even Speak The Same Language” Actually

THE END BITS

Subscribe to Mamamia

GET IN TOUCH:

Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected]

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kendall Jenner is in the Cancelled courtroom again, so we can take another look at her life and crimes.

From controversial partnerships with Pepsi and Fyre Festival to denying she's a nepo baby, we look at all her weird decisions and assign charges and sentences.

This episode was first published in February 2022 (no, the cucumber cutting incident hadn't happened yet). 

THE END BITS

Want to try our new exercise app? Click here to start a seven day free trial of MOVE by Mamamia.

GET IN TOUCH:
Got a great Lazy Gewl story? Or some feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected]

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

This episode was produced by Rose Kerr, with audio editing by Rhiannon Mooney.

The Executive Producer of Cancelled is Talissa Bazaz.

CONTACT US

Via our PodPhone on 02 8999 9386

Via our email at [email protected] 

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.