CANCELLED

Like her outfits there's always something outrageous surrounding pop icon and actress Lady Gaga... So welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Gaga "ooh na na". 

From the iconic but reportedly very stinky meat dress, to her questionable Italian accent in House of Gucci and that time she paid someone to vomit on her we unpack the life and crimes of Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta.  And, let's not forget that big fight with Madonna and her recent attempt at impressing the French Prime Minister. 

Should we let her go punishment-free because of how fabulous she is? Nope.

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A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
Bennifer
Bradley Cooper
Demi Lovato
Blake Lively
Jennifer Lopez

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Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz & Kimberley Braddish

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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For Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, entering the Cancelled courtroom together is just another collaboration to add to their long list of projects, so why not one more?

Before "Bennifer" even existed, they starred in a (very wrong) movie called Gigli (yes we've spoken about it before, yes it deserves another moment in Cancelled courtroom). Skip forward twenty years, they've rekindled their love, married and made a few more films, like This Is Me... Now and The Love Story Never Told. Art. 

Today, we're investigating that time Ben had a simple thirst for water and ended up in a strip club quenching said thirst. Did he take the wrong turn? 

Also, you may have seen the sad Ben phenomenon, but we can't punish him because he doesn't smile much in public, can we? It's time for a risk assessment on their relationship.

This is Bennifer... Now. 

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A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
Jennifer "I Just Use Olive Oil" Lopez
Ben "The Man With The Full Back Tattoo" Affleck

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Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz & Kimberley Braddish
Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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The Olympics are wild (sometimes naked) and happen every four years, so you can only imagine what you're about to hear. It's been around since 776 BC and we don't know how it's taken us this long to bring it to the Cancelled courtroom.

The games have introduced us to some of the most bizarre events imaginable and of course provided a sexy villa, I mean village*, for the fittest athletes in the world. 

We will touch on the Paris Olympics and that opening ceremony but mostly we will be talking about the scandals over the years. The organisers have surely just been f***ing with people, right?

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A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
Kylie "Took Too Long To Name Her Baby" Jenner
Leonardo "Pussy Posse" DiCaprio
Hugh "Made Some Terrible Decisions" Grant

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CREDITS:
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Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz & Kimberley Braddish
Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Drew Barrymore, it's nice to meet you. Why are you fondling my hand? Drew is an American actress and producer, who started her career as a baby, before going on to star in The Wedding Singer, Charlie's Angels and Fifty First Dates.

Drew's very early relationship with acting and fame has shaped her into an overly honest and intense person. She invites the big celebrities onto her self-titled talk show and we all squirm while watching her interact.

We're investigating the serious stuff today, like is she a scab? Does she know what personal space is? And why do you make us feel so weird? We also address Drew's awkward role in the writers strike and that time she almost ruined Kamala Harris' presidential election campaign before it even started. 

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A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
Hugh "Made Some Terrible Decisions" Grant
Katy "Feud With Taylor Swift" Perry 
Emily "Wait, Did You Say Divorce?" Blunt

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CREDITS:
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Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz & Kimberley Braddish
Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Actor, singer & extremely talented dancer Zac Efron soared and flied into our hearts while starring in High School Musical, but this doesn’t mean we can overlook his many misadventures. Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Mr Efron, there are no shirts allowed in here.

Remember the last time we saw Zac in a courtroom, he made us want to find a man like serial killer Ted Bundy? We'll also address the time he engineered an indoor fountain accident with a team of researchers. And who could forget the condom saga?

Can Zac be let off free of charge because his eyes are too dreamy? We (reluctantly) beg to differ!

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A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
Jojo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa
Jacob "We Need To Talk About Your Girlfiend" Elordi
Taylor "How I Uncancelled Myself" Swift (Taylor's Version) 

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CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz & Kimberley Braddish

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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*Child star JoJo Siwa sprints into the Cancelled courtoom, jumps into the splits and demands a fair trial* 
Welcome not so little one, we heard you invented a genre of music?

You might know her from Dance Moms or Nickelodeon or those big-ass JoJo Bows in children's hair, or you've probably seen her dressed as the rock band Kiss for no apparent reason.

Does she deserve community service for humping too hard in her film clip? How about that time she defended the most chaotic person on Dance Moms? We're going to need a few deep breaths before we begin. 

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A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
Lindsay "Wait Is That A Sex List?" Lohan 
Drake "Too Many Diss Tracks" 

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CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish
Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom starring Timothée Chalamet, a man who switches his name depending on who he's speaking to.

Today, we confront his 28 years of life, including his insane adolescent performances, how he's currently attempting to keep things private while dating Kylie (freakin) Jenner and how he volunteered to play Willy Wonka. Timmy Tim's resume is... extensive. 

Should he pay for his early career as a rapper? Or for being so unproblematic it's become a problem? Our investigation is thorough. 

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.

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A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
Kylie "Took Too Long To Name Her Baby" Jenner
Leonardo "Pussy Posse" DiCaprio
Hugh "Made Some Terrible Decisions" Grant

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CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz & Kimberley Braddish
Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom singer, songwriter and alleged nun killer Katy Perry. 

From releasing homophobic music, to cultural appropriation, to becoming one of the most successful pop musicians on the planet who filmed herself Big Brother style for 72 hours Katy has done it all. 

So do the charges fit the crime? Do you feel like a plastic bag floating through the wind? Did this episode make you want to roar? 

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.

A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
Miranda "Salt Lamp" Kerr
Russell “Text Message Divorce” Brand
Orlando "Put Your Penis Away" Bloom
James "Ruins Everything" Corden

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CREDITS:
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Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the man behind the nanny cheating scandal and the greatest Christmas movie ever, The Holiday, Jude Law. 

While does have Law in his name...the actor has done some very questionable things like cheating on Sienna Miller, being related to some very untrustworthy characters and creating (and worse using) poo scented perfume. 

So, is ''method acting' to the point of smelling like rotting flesh a crime? You decide.

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. 

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CREDITS:
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Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz 

Assistant Producer: Tahli Blackman

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Alright, alright, alright... court is in session and now it's time for Matthew McConaughey to stand trial. 

From outrageous quotes, to having a naughty mum, and personal confusion about his family ties, we unpack the life and crimes of the actor and author of some of the wisest quotes ever recorded. Including: “Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.”

So, is it a crime to star in shitty romantic comedies? And is it our business who is or isn't someone's brother/father? You decide.

Plus more of your lazy gewl stories. 

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CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Assistant Producer: Tahli Blackman

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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