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Miranda Kerr is a supermodel, business mogul and earth mother, but she's also a photoshop genius that we could all learn something from. 

Today we unpack the life and crimes of the girl from Gunnedah, like reportedly dating a criminal (not J-Lo), sharing questionable health information and the more serious crime of culturally appropriation.  

And, we go through her iconic baby bag and decide if a salt lamp is an important tool for the birthing process. 

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Pete "Slippery Slope" Evans (Part 1)
Pete "Activated" Evans (Part 2)
Orlando "Put Your Penis Away" Bloom
Justin "Left His Pet Monkey In Germany" Bieber
Selena “Let's Talk About The Kidney” Gomez

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Joe Jonas is a man of many talents, singing, complimenting dogs and finding a way to blame women for his problems (allegedly). 

Today we unpack the life and crimes of the second most famous Jonas Brother and star of not just Camp Rock but Camp Rock 2. 

From the purity ring drama, to his divorce to Sophie Turner we assign charges and sentences... but will Joe have his cake (by the ocean) and eat it to. 

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7th “Stop Trying To Be The Bible” Heaven
Taylor "How I Uncancelled Myself" Swift (Taylor’s Version)
Demi “Always Be Fighting” Lovato
Selena “Let's Talk About The Kidney” Gomez
Miley "That Open Letter" Cyrus

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Kate Beckinsale is a world famous actress, who has overcome so much, including her huge IQ. 

From staring in questionable art like the movie Click to dating 'friend' of the Cancelled Courtroom, Matt Rife (yuck!), we unpack the life and crimes of the smarty pants that is Kate Beckinsale. 

So is being a genius a crime or a point of diversity? And why hasn't Howard Stern visited the Cancelled courtroom yet? (Great questions). 

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Matt "Thinks He's Too Good Looking" Rife
Ben "The Man With The Full Back Tattoo" Affleck
Dakota "Madame Web Of Lies" Johnson

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Dakota Johnson star of the new Madame Web, might just be our favourite nepo baby we’ve welcomed into the Cancelled courtroom. 

From lying in interviews, to sleeping for far too long, to dissing the cinematic masterpiece that is Fifty Shades Of Grey, we unpack the crimes of The Puss In Boots' step-daughter.

But are the sentences too harsh? Or should we "leave her alone, she's asleep"?

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Fifty Shades Of "Nobody Wants To Be Naked & Crying" Grey
Bradley "You've Never Even Met Him" Cooper
Robert “Keep Your Regret To Yourself” Pattinson

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Fact: A Star Is Born slaps. 
Also a fact: Bradley Cooper made that movie his entire personality, and now he's doing it again with Maestro. 

Today we welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the one man in the room who ‘discovered’ Lady Gaga. 

From crying over someone he's never met, to hating chairs and being a bad kisser (allegedly) we unpack the life and crimes of a man who still lives with his mother (fact). 

And ask the question: is there such thing as being too earnest? 

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. 

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Emma "The Movie Of Which We Do Not Speak" Stone
Sex And The “Carrie Is A Terrible Friend” City
Jim "You Never Go Full Method" Carrey
Leonardo "Pussy Posse" DiCaprio
Anne “The Oscars That Went Terribly Wrong” Hathaway
Jennifer “Curse Of The Cool Girl” Lawrence
Did Bradley Cooper Really Just Destroy His Oscar Chances?

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Emma Stone is a talented and much loved actress, but does she deserve all the accolades? 

From lying about her name, to having too many best friends and not hustling enough for her success we unpack the life and crimes of Emily (not Emma) Stone.

Plus, the movie that should have sunk the career's of some of Hollywood's biggest stars - Aloha.

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The “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” Notebook
Jennifer “Curse Of The Cool Girl” Lawrence
Taylor "How I Uncancelled Myself" Swift (Taylor’s Version)
Leonardo "Pussy Posse" DiCaprio

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Fresh off her first Grammy win, it's time for Miley Cyrus to face the Cancelled courtroom.

The Flowers singer has grown up right in front of our eyes, and while she has had the best of both worlds - Miley has certainly faced her fair share of controversy. 

From that weird tongue thing to taking a wrecking ball to her pledge for a sober life, the star certainly can't be tamed. 

But, can she stop? Or will she just party in the USA? (We may have over done it with that one) 

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The Story Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Want Told After Her Grammys Win

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Jacob Elordi is everywhere at the moment, he's a certified Aussie heart-throb, a talented actor and defendant in our Cancelled courtroom.

That's right, we are taking the Saltburn star to court over crimes including starring in a trashy movie x 3, dissing said trilogy, his interesting dating history and an alleged incident at a Sydney pub. (allegedly)

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Kourtney "Doesn't Work As Hard As Her Sisters" Kardashian
Twilight "Imprinting On A Baby Is Weird" Saga
Robert “Keep Your Regret To Yourself” Pattinson
Kristen "Not Very Good At Affairs" Stewart
Lara "Where The Bloody Hell Are You” Bingle (Worthington)
Michael "One Night In Noosa" Clarke

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Today in the Cancelled courtroom we are doing things a little differently... again. And instead of celebrity crimes, we are cancelling the way in which most of us came to this earth... BIRTH.

From the 'wet mess' to the smells and the pain we deep dive into all the reasons birth needs a logistical rethink.

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.

PSA: if you are about to give birth or are a bit squeamish might want to give this one a miss. 

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Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the husband of Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds.

This episode we dive into his life and crimes which include being a bit meh, bad acting and a fake feud which is very annoying. 

So what is Deadpool? And should Mr Reynolds consider one less business venture?

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