CANCELLED

CANCELLED

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  • Lara "Where The Bloody Hell Are You” Bingle (Worthington)

    How do you know when you've hit rock bottom? For Lara Bingle it was licking a battery for a radio stunt when she was meant to be in court for an alleged driving offence. 

    Lara Worthington is a glamorous business woman and mother, but Lara Bingle was a lazy gewl with a passion for meat pies and one of the greatest reality shows known to man.

    This episode we unpack the life and crimes of the 'where the bloody hell are you' woman, and decide if a car can be blamed for dangerous driving. 

    Plus more of your lazy gewl stories!

    Loved this episode? Listen to these: 
    Michael "One Night In Noosa" Clarke
    Karl "Secrets Over Speakerphone" Stefanovic
    Kyle "Mate You Can’t…Say That" Sandilands

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    GET IN TOUCH:

    Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected]

    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

    Audio Producer: Leah Porges

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

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    42 min
  • Still Guilty: Hugh "Made Some Terrible Decisions" Grant

    In the 90’s Hugh Grant was the rom-com king but not all was as it seemed…

    It turns out the British actor wasn’t the bumbling yet adorable love interest we would see on scene, in fact he himself admits most of his costars despised him. 

    This episode we ask the question, who really is Hugh Grant? We learn how a terrible movie lead to a string of bad decisions which saw him in ‘real court’. And why he has more in common with King (Prince) Charles than he realises!

    Do you think the sentences fit the (alleged) crimes, and when will you see the evidence?

    This episode first went live in December 2022.

    Loved this episode listen to these: 

    Bridget "WTF Is This" Jones's Diary
    Love “You Don’t Even Speak The Same Language” Actually

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    GET IN TOUCH:

    Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected]

    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

    Audio Producer: Leah Porges

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    47 min
  • Still Guilty: Kendall "A Series Of Weird Decisions" Jenner

    Kendall Jenner is in the Cancelled courtroom again, so we can take another look at her life and crimes.

    From controversial partnerships with Pepsi and Fyre Festival to denying she's a nepo baby, we look at all her weird decisions and assign charges and sentences.

    This episode was first published in February 2022 (no, the cucumber cutting incident hadn't happened yet). 

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    GET IN TOUCH:
    Got a great Lazy Gewl story? Or some feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected]

    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    This episode was produced by Rose Kerr, with audio editing by Rhiannon Mooney.

    The Executive Producer of Cancelled is Talissa Bazaz.

    CONTACT US

    Via our PodPhone on 02 8999 9386

    Via our email at [email protected] 

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    38 min
  • Still Guilty: Kate "Hunted A Prince" Middleton

    Welcome back to the Cancelled courtroom, Kate Middleton (yes we know it's technically Princess Catherine, and no we don't care). 

    From allegedly hunting a Prince, to wearing slutty nail polish, and coming from the wrong kind of family we look at all the crimes this royal lass has committed. 

    But do the sentences fit the crimes? 

    Plus, we hear more of your lazy gewl stories. 

    This episode was first published in May 2023. 

    THE END BITS

    Subscribe to Mamamia

    GET IN TOUCH:

    Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected]

    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

    Audio Producer: Thom Lion

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    53 min
  • Still Guilty: The Patriarchy

    Men are officially back in court!

    History has mainly been told from the perspective of men, so we think it's time for a little rewrite.

    From Adam and Eve to The Darwin Awards, The Dark Ages to golf - Clare and Jessie untangle history and how things might have been different if women were in charge.

    Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, the patriarchy is on trial. So... Are men cancelled??

    This episode was first published in March 2022. 

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    CREDITS

    Your hosts are Jessie and Clare Stephens https://www.instagram.com/thetwins_thoughts/?hl=en 

    The producer of this episode: Rose Kerr

    Cancelled's Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

    Audio Production by Leah Porges

    The remix you heard in the intro is from a TikTok by Abbey Hansen AKA @minorfauna 

    You can find out more about Cancelled on Mamamia.com.au

    CONTACT US

    Via our PodPhone on 02 8999 9386

    Via our email at [email protected] 

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    40 min
  • Still Guilty: Gwyneth "You're Not Better Than Us" Paltrow

    Welcome back to Cancelled courtroom, the gorgeous but controversial, Gwyneth Paltrow. 

    Her crimes? Encouraging women to lay eggs and taking credit for inventing yoga and brining the term 'conscious uncoupling' to the masses. 

    Will she be found guilty again? Listen to part two of this episode here. 

    This episode was first published in October 2021.

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    Listen to our episode about Biggest Loser here.

    GET IN TOUCH:
    Got a great Lazy Gewl story? Or some feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected]

    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Producer of this episode: Rose Kerr

    Cancelled's Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz 

    Audio Producer: Thom Lion

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    35 min
  • Still Guilty: Dr "Unqualified" Phill

    Welcome back to the Cancelled courtroom the entertaining but extremely unqualified Dr Phil.

    While, I Want To Give Up My Car-Stealing, Knife-Wielding, Twerking 13-Year-Old Daughter Who Tried To Frame Me For A Crime, is a great title for a show - it's pretty terrible for society. 

    From an Oprah endorsement to allegations of workplace bullying, we look at all the evidence and decide if Dr Phil is cancelled once and for all. 

    But, do the charges fit the crimes?

    This episode was first published in March 2022.

    THE END BITS

    GET IN TOUCH:
    Got a great Lazy Gewl story? Or some feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected]

    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    This episodes producer was: Rose Kerr

    Audio Production: Rhiannon Mooney

    Cancelled's executive producer is Talissa Bazaz.

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    37 min
  • Still Guilty: Ellen "Not As Nice As You Think" DeGeneres

    Welcome to back to the Cancelled courtroom, the woman you watched when you were home sick from school Ellen DeGeneres. 

    From not being nice all the time, to rejecting Dakota Johnson's birthday invitation and comparing her mansion to prison, we investigate her life and crimes. 

    And we ask the question, is it illegal not to dance for fans on demand?

    This episode was first published in November 2021. 

    GET IN TOUCH:
    Got a great Lazy Gewl story? Or some feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected]

    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    This episode was produced by Rose Kerr

    Executive Producer of Cancelled: Talissa Bazaz 

    Cancelled Audio Producer: Thom Lion

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    37 min
  • Still Guilty: Mariah "I Don't Know Her" Carey

    Welcome back the Cancelled courtroom the unofficial (for legal reasons) queen of Christmas Mariah Carey. 

    Usually in the CANCELLED courtroom, Clare and Jessie present 'legitimate  and unbiased' evidence, and come up with ‘fair and just’ charges and sentences for the plaintiff. 

    But, not this time. 

    You see the pair love Mariah Carey too much to give her a fair trial, in fact the charge and sentence section is basically an audio shrine to the icon and diva. 

    So can the star of the (almost biographical) film Glitter come out of the CANCELLED courtroom unscathed for a second time? 

    This episode was first published in November 2022. 

    GET IN TOUCH:
    Got a great Lazy Gewl story? Or some feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected]

    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz 

    Audio Producer: Thom Lion

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    39 min
  • Christmas: "A Lazy Gewls Least Favourite Holiday"

    Today in the Cancelled courtroom we are doing things a little differently and instead of judging the crimes of your favourite celebrity, we are putting Christmas on the stand. 

    From over-committed schedules, to being too focused on kids and feeling kind of repetitive there's plenty of reasons why this is a lazy gewls least favourite holiday. 

    But, do you agree with the charges and sentences? 

    GET IN TOUCH:
    Got a great Lazy Gewl story? Or some feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected]

    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz 

    Audio Producer: Thom Lion

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    33 min

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Cancelled is Mamamia's top charting comedy podcast that looks at silly celebrity crimes and applies charges and sentences so we can all get on with our lives. Join Jessie & Clare Stephens every…

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