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Hi lazy gewls! Dropping in your feeds with an episode of the brand new podcast 'Things You Didn't Learn In School.'

Sure in high school we packed in a lot of learning from Pythagoras theorem to line dancing, but there are some things we didn't get the chance to cover like how to nail a job interview, managing your money, and whether buying or renting is a better financial option.

That’s where we come in...

Mamamia's Em Vernem and comedian Bec Melrose are popping into your ears each week speaking to experts to walk you through the things you’re too embarrassed to admit you still don’t know. 

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Today, we welcome to the Cancelled Courtroom a show that entertained us for many years even though it was unrealistic AF. Please welcome, Gossip Girl.

Whether you were a Blair, a Serena or if you were a bit weird…a Jenny, we’re here to prove to you how very poorly written this show was, and of course, assign the proper charges and sentences.

We ask some very important questions like, why were teenagers legally allowed to own clubs? How many fake deaths are too many? And why was everyone just so willing to accept the reveal of Gossip Girl?

Plus, of course, more lazy gewl stories!

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Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz 

Producer: Tahli Blackman

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the Titanic aka the greatest film ever made according to critics*. 

This episode I would like to say we deep dive into the film, and objectively unpack it's flaws and shortcomings but that will not be happening today... not in this courtroom. 

Instead this episode we pine over a young Leonardo DiCaprio, weigh-up if that door could in fact hold two people, and dream about remakes that feature young, attractive TikTok stars. 

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. 

* the critics are us

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Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, the man who will never write another character reference in his life. 

While it isn't illegal to write a character reference for a friend or be the reason young men around the world think Punk'ing people is actually funny, we're still going to take a look at Ashton's real 'crimes' and of course, assign charges and sentences. 

Plus, you've blessed us with more lazy gewl stories. So there's that.  

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Producer: Talissa Bazaz & Tahli Blackman 

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Welcome to the podcast formerly known as Cancelled, that will now forever be known as a Russell Crowe music fan account. 

Did you know Russell Crowe has been the front man of three different bands? Yup, while he was keeping you entertained in movies like the Gladiator and Beautiful Mind he was making sweet* tunes with his band mates. 

Sure, Russell Crowe is a cwranky boy with alleged aggression issues, but he's also the embodiment of the Australian never give up attitude, despite being from New Zealand, and we think that's beautiful. 

*sweet = mediocre 

Do you agree with our charges and sentences? Hopefully. And do you want to buy his latest album on iTunes? Probably not. 

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Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Julia Roberts, is an award winning actor, owner of the world's most glorious smile and a mother to twins (which is a huge plus in our books). 

But, not all is what it seems. In fact, this episode we charge Julia Roberts with the most serious crimes of all... being rude and growing underarm hair. 

This episode we go through all the evidence and decide is she the real life 'tinkerhell' or America's sweetheart? 

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. 

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Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the movie that has caused the biggest disagreement in Cancelled history, The Devil Wears Prada. 

In this episode, we go through the movie from start to finish and then unpack all the real life drama the movie is based on... groundbreaking. 

From promoting a toxic work culture, to fat-shaming and a boyfriend that has torn this twin-ship apart, we dive deep into the award winning film. 

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. 

That's all. 

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Audio Producer: Madeline Joannou

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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You thought we had finished with the Kardashians? Well think again! 

This episode we welcome Robert Lazy Boy Kardashian to the Cancelled courtroom. Rob's a business mogul, member of the world's most famous family and the 'most improved' on the 2016 Dancing With The Stars US.

And while he often flies under the radar, it turns out Rob Kardashian has done some pretty questionable things, like launching a dodgy sock line, saying mean things about his siblings and lying about a law degree (which is really serious and something we would never do). 

But do we think the charges will stick? Or will he quick-step his way out of the sentences?

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.

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Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

 Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

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Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, the woman who stole another podcasts name** Em Rata.

While it isn't illegal to be that beautiful (we should know), this episode we look a her real 'crimes' and assign charges and sentences. 

Like the time she got cancelled for saying hair is feminine, a controversial book and a feud with one of our favourite Aussie comedians. 

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. 

** in our defence (legal term) we didn't know the other Cancelled existed, sorry to them.

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Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

 Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

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Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, Victoria Beckham, the woman who became one of the world's most successful pop-stars despite having a voice described as "ehh fine". 

Today we examine the lives and crimes of Posh Spice, including a possible sham marriage, weird eating and exercise stuff, and (allegedly) hating her daughter-in-law. 

But, is it a crime to hate the woman your son marries, and steal their first dance? (Kinda).

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. 

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Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

 Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

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