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CANCELLED

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  • Jennifer “I Just Use Olive Oil” Lopez

    Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Jenny From The Block.

    From the most honest interview of all time, trashing her fellow celebs, to claiming to only use olive oil on her perfect face (allegedly), we unpack the life and crimes of Jennifer Lopez.

    Should she get a free pass for putting up with Ben Affleck's back tattoo? Or does she deserve our charges and sentences? You decide. 

    Plus, more of our lazy gewl stories.

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    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

    Audio Producers: Thom Lion & Madeline Joannou

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

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    44 min
  • Anna "Please Apologise For The Cup Song" Kendrick

    Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Anna Kendrick, actress, author and woman behind one of the most cursed songs of all time. 

    This episode we look at her feud with Blake Lively, her alleged diva attitude, and the fact that she is whole-heartedly responsible for millions of people thinking they could sing if only accompanied by an empty cup. 

    But, do the charges match the crimes? And do you have the cup song stuck in your head right now?

    Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories!

    THE END BITS
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    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

    Audio Producer: Thom Lion

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

    Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

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    41 min
  • The “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” Notebook

    So earlier this year our producer gave us a challenge cancel the uncancellable... and she suggested The Notebook and feminists everywhere shook their heads. 

    This episode we enter into the Cancelled courtroom, a movie with very questionable characters, storylines and squeal-laughing which is our least favourite kind of laughing. 

    Plus, we delve into the behind the scenes drama and try and figure out if Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams secretly hated each other. 

    THE END BITS

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    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

    Audio Producer: Thom Lion

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

    Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    55 min
  • Adam "No But Why Do Dads Love Him" Sandler

    Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom your dad's favourite movie star Adam Sandler. 

    Known for his 'comedy' Mr Sandler has been behind some of the most successful and equally controversial movies of all time. 

    From racist tropes, to general yelling, and hiring the same bunch of men over and over again, today we put Adam Sandler on trial and serve him with charges and sentences. 

    But, is there a fit punishment for the man behind the movie Jack And Jill? (A crime against twins everywhere)

    THE END BITS

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    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

    Audio Producer: Thom Lion

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

    Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

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    41 min
  • Jennifer “Curse Of The Cool Girl” Lawrence

    Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Oscar-falling actress Jennifer Lawrence. 

    The Hunger Games star, was the definition of a cool girl, and was universally loved... until she wasn't and then she disappeared. 

    But J-Law is back, with her new movie, No Hard Feelings, so it's about time we examine her crimes including scratching her backside on a sacred rock, and falling over one too many times and assign charges and sentences. 

    But do the sentences fit the crimes? 

    Plus, we hear more of your lazy gewl stories. 

    THE END BITS

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    Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected]

    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

    Audio Producer: Thom Lion

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au.

    Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    47 min
  • Kris “Works Harder Than The Devil” Jenner

    Today we welcome into the Kancelled kourtroom momager and alleged kriminal Kris Jenner.

    From a talk show that flopped, to being behind almost every controversial kar-jenner decision this episode we charge Kris with being too much of a yes woman. 

    But is Kris kriminally responsible of the questionable choices of her children? And is there a fit punishment for the woman who works harder than the devil?

    THE END BITS
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    Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected]

    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

    Audio Producer: Madeline Joannou

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au.

    Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    45 min
  • Robert “Keep Your Regret To Yourself” Pattinson

    Today we welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Edward Cullen... sorry we mean Robert Pattinson. 

    Robert got his big career break in Harry Potter, and has spent the years since being named the sexiest man alive, making music, and regretting almost all of his life choices.

    From making up stories about dead clowns, to a weird music career and disrespecting the institution that is Twilight, today we assign charges and sentences. 

      And we ask the question, is he a pathological liar or just a quirky, arty guy?

      You be the judge. 

      THE END BITS
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      GET IN TOUCH:

      Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected]

      CREDITS:
      Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

      Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

      Audio Producer: Madeline Joannou

      Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

      Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au.

      Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

      See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

      43 min
    • Bella “Cosplays As Poor” Hadid

      Today we welcome into the Cancelled Courtroom...Ms Bella Hadid. She’s a model, obvious middle-child and has the perfect face according to science. (Excuse me science, but shouldn’t you be curing disease or something?)

      Bella’s crimes include lying about pizza, changing accents and cosplaying as poor. But with charges like those… do the sentences match the catwalk crimes?

      Plus, we have more lazy gewl stories!

      THE END BITS
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      Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected]

      CREDITS:
      Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

      Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

      Audio Producer: Thom Lion

      Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

      Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au.

      Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

      See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

      38 min
    • Pregnancy: “Can We Talk About The Yuck?"

      A heads up: We know pregnancy can be a really sensitive subject for people (very understandable), so if this episode isn't your vibe you can come back next week for regular programming.

      Today in the Cancelled courtroom we are doing things a little differently. We aren't trialing a celebrity for their crimes, instead we are cancelling what Jessie has described as a 'crime against humanity', that crime you ask... pregnancy!

      From the levels of yuck that Jessie walks us through in great detail, to the mountains of admin, and a condition called 'pregnancy nose', today we hear it all and assign charges and sentences.  

      But do we have any leg to stand on given what the spotted hyena has to endure?

      Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. 

      THE END BITS
      Subscribe to Mamamia

      GET IN TOUCH:

      Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected]

      CREDITS:
      Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

      Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

      Audio Producer: Thom Lion

      Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

      Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au.

      Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

      See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

      41 min
    • 7th “Stop Trying To Be The Bible” Heaven

      Today we welcome an entire TV show into the Cancelled courtroom, 7th Heaven aka the Bible re-written for Fox 8. 

      So whether you sat through the random marathons on Saturdays or have never watched an episode we are here to prove to you how truly cooked this show was, and of course assign charges and sentences. 

      And we ask some very important questions like should a teenager go to jail over stealing a single drinking glass? Should a child be suspended for simply sticking up their rude finger? Or is it even possible for three different members of the same family to have twins at the exact same time?

      Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories! 

      THE END BITS
      Subscribe to Mamamia

      GET IN TOUCH:

      Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected]

      CREDITS:
      Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

      Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

      Audio Producer: Thom Lion

      Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

      Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au.

      Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

      See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

      48 min

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    Cancelled is Mamamia's top charting comedy podcast that looks at silly celebrity crimes and applies charges and sentences so we can all get on with our lives. Join Jessie & Clare Stephens every…

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