CANCELLED

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, Nicola Peltz Beckham. 

In case you're not familiar, Nicola is the wife of Brooky Beckham (friend of the Cancelled courtroom), an actual legit billionaire, and she has been at the centre of the most confusing wedding saga of all time.

This episode we break down the wedding dress drama and all the tea behind the scenes, all those weird interviews, and Hollywood house of horrors rumour levelled against her... allegedly! 

But, do the charges fit the crime? What exactly is a hedge fund? And how much really is a billion dollars? 

Plus we hear more of your lazy gewl stories, including one from Jessie's own unborn lazy gewl! 

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Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Selena Gomez is someone who's name has been mentioned a number of times in the Cancelled courtroom, and this episode she finally gets her day in... court?

This singer, actor, producer and business woman is about the furthest thing from a lazy gewl but she has certainly landed herself in some hot water over the years. 

This episode we finally talk about the kidney, her new documentary and we (try to) get to the bottom of her recent beef with friend of the Cancelled courtroom Kylie Jenner, and Mally's step mom Hailey Bieber.

Plus we hear more of your lazy gewl stories! 

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Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Madeline Joannou

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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This is part two of Lindsay Lohan's time in the Cancelled courtroom and in this episode things really escalate. 

We really cover all bases like the time she tried to kidnap a child off the streets of Moscow, her super hot takes she shares on her socials including renaming a hurricane, and her latest Christmas movie which was both a lot and not enough at the same time.

And, we deliver Lindsay's charges and sentences - but did we get it right?

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Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

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Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, Lindsay Dee Lohan, actress, former party-girl and collector of accents that are not hers. 

This episode is actually a two parter, which only became clear when researching just how many 'crimes' LiLo has committed over the years. And we aren't talking about real crimes like drink driving, we mean adopting random accents, her questionable work ethic and her feuds with other celebrities for apparent no reason. 

This episode also poses the question: how many spray tans a day is too many? And what is a fit punishment for that sort of crime?

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Audio Producer: Rhiannon Mooney

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

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Today in the Cancelled (Lazy Gewl) courtroom we welcome the final Kardashian/Jenner sister, Kylie Jenner. 

This episode we explore charges including: being a bad tipper despite claiming to be a billionaire, using a private jet for a 17 minute flight, and her controversial baby name that took way too long to choose.

We also unpack that time she tried to copyright the name Kylie, and why Kyly Clarke is our Kylie/Kyly of choice. 

But do you agree with our charges and sentences?

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Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

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Prince William is many things: heir to the royal throne, father of three and owner of a head that is going bald... alarmingly.

This episode we look at very serious crimes such as, waiting too long to propose, alleged cheating scandals, and being a cwranky boi (like father like son).

But is our sentence fit for a Prince? 

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Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

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Ariana Grande is many things: an incredible vocalist, a successful business woman and the kind of woman who's party trick would be fitting into a really small cupboard just to prove how tiny she is.

This episode we delve into a range of (alleged) crimes including storming out of a Sydney photoshoot, a very unfortunate tattoo and perhaps worst of all, the disrespect of innocent donuts.

But does the sentence fit the crimes? 

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Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

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Some say the role of Australian Cricket Captain is second only to the Prime Minister, so when former cricket captain Michael Clarke was seen shirtless, yelling obscenities in a Noosa park it made headlines. 

From rumours of flushing a ring down a toilet, to being a bit of a crwanky boi with his teammates, it's Michael Clarke's turn to be trialed in the Cancelled Courtroom.

But do you agree with the charges and sentences?  

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Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

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First a heads up: Mamamia only refers to January 26th by its date, to acknowledge that it is not a day of celebration for all Australians. To hear about January 26th from a First Nations perspective listen to Allira Potter's chat with artist Rachael Sarra on Fill My Cup here.

And if you would like to learn more about what to do on January 26th if you're an ally, listen to Allira Potter’s Fill My Cup conversation with Megan Waters here.

Now, on today's episode we are looking at Prince Harry part two, to ask the question is strip billiards really a game? Can you really blame someone else for you wearing a racist costume? And should you have better prepared the love of your life for the reality of living with your (royal) family?

It's all in a days work for the Cancelled courtroom.

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Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

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Have you ever frost-nipped your todger? Or broken a dog bowl in a fist fight with the future King of England? No you haven't and that's why you haven't written a memoir... Prince Harry on the other hand has got a lot to say.

Today in the Cancelled courtroom it's we dissect The Spare, those interviews and the media circus around it, including Henry Charles Albert David's deepest secrets that no one asked for. And we ask ourselves; should it be illegal for a grown man to wear a leather necklace?

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Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

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