God help you.

Jesus help you.

Everybody else help you.

Everybody. Everybody make happy.

Make everybody happy.

Be a comedian.

-Bill Borchardt

LINKS:

Buy "American Movie" here: http://www.secondspin.com/s/product/1012045?c3apiks=362_969172&cid=1334109&gclid=Cj0KEQjw09C5BRDy972s6q2y4egBEiQA5_guv8XgnJNJAAm7lQ0ecVlCU5GrwPsb6aX7fK3NlCMJ1CQaAq1W8P8HAQ#.VzS7PccleRs

Watch this scene here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDAUhfFO6mU

Follow Mark Borchardt on twitter: https://twitter.com/morethescarier?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

Listen to this episode for sure. Because you have to find out what appeared underneath my laptop as I read this one to you. And now, I'm checking my face for stray hairs as I continue to listen to birds. You'll hear them. Be nice.

LINKS:

Buy "The Logan Notebooks" here: http://coloradoreview.colostate.edu/books/the-logan-notebooks/

Buy "Love, an Index" here: https://store.mcsweeneys.net/products/love-an-index

(great covers on both of her books btw, & I do not say that about many book covers)

Read that McSweeney's Q&A here: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-mcsweeneys-books-qa-with-rebecca-lindenberg-author-of-love-an-index

Listen to this episode for sure. Because you have to find out what appeared underneath my laptop as I read this one to you. And now, I'm checking my face for stray hairs as I continue to listen to birds. You'll hear them. Be nice.

LINKS:

Buy "The Logan Notebooks" here: http://coloradoreview.colostate.edu/books/the-logan-notebooks/

Buy "Love, an Index" here: https://store.mcsweeneys.net/products/love-an-index

(great covers on both of her books btw, & I do not say that about many book covers)

Read that McSweeney's Q&A here: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-mcsweeneys-books-qa-with-rebecca-lindenberg-author-of-love-an-index

Today, from a mystery location, I read three Moore poems: To Be Liked by You Would Be a Calamity, Poetry, and Nothing Will Cure the Sick Lion but to Eat an Ape. And I dichotomously want to do nothing but talk and be very very very quiet. I’m gentle though. I’m dying; I’m writing it down. Calm.

LINKS:

Buy “Observations” here: http://www.overstock.com/Books-Movies-Music-Games/Poetry/6802/subcat.html?featuredproduct=10153022&featuredoption=15412892&cid=202290&kid=9553000357392&track=pspla&ci_src=17588969&ci_sku=17282524-000-000&gclid=CjwKEAjwu6a5BRC53sW0w9677RcSJABoFn4szh1rhKSr0en13pC9Y1e9mHQCDb8cyhaL73laI2GkIBoCmaXw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

More on Marianne Moore here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marianne_Moore

Today, from a mystery location, I read three Moore poems: To Be Liked by You Would Be a Calamity, Poetry, and Nothing Will Cure the Sick Lion but to Eat an Ape. And I dichotomously want to do nothing but talk and be very very very quiet. I’m gentle though. I’m dying; I’m writing it down. Calm.

LINKS:

Buy “Observations” here: http://www.overstock.com/Books-Movies-Music-Games/Poetry/6802/subcat.html?featuredproduct=10153022&featuredoption=15412892&cid=202290&kid=9553000357392&track=pspla&ci_src=17588969&ci_sku=17282524-000-000&gclid=CjwKEAjwu6a5BRC53sW0w9677RcSJABoFn4szh1rhKSr0en13pC9Y1e9mHQCDb8cyhaL73laI2GkIBoCmaXw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

More on Marianne Moore here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marianne_Moore

If I had a kid, I'd name him "Not Right Now." To find out why, listen to this episode, you goofies! Me, today: I have unexplained energy. I have a Lightning Mother. I have wireless headphones. And I have you.

LINKS:

Buy World Poetry, An Anthology of Verse from Antiquity to Our Time here: http://www.strandbooks.com/anthologies-1/world-poetry-an-anthology-of-verse-from-antiquity-to-our-time

My hero, Dennis Tedlock: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Tedlock

Buy Tedlock's translation of Popul Vuh - The Mayan Book of the Dawn of Life: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=KoI24A65-m4C&source=productsearch&utm_source=HA_Desktop_US&utm_medium=SEM&utm_campaign=PLA&pcampaignid=MKTAD0930BO1&gl=US&gclid=COGt4LXyu8wCFUaWfgod9dkKjQ&gclsrc=ds

Popol Vuh, the band:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdeIN3sYcfk

Florian Fricke on The Enigma of Kaspar Hauser:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAhshIKuAls

If I had a kid, I'd name him "Not Right Now." To find out why, listen to this episode, you goofies! Me, today: I have unexplained energy. I have a Lightning Mother. I have wireless headphones. And I have you.

LINKS:

Buy World Poetry, An Anthology of Verse from Antiquity to Our Time here: http://www.strandbooks.com/anthologies-1/world-poetry-an-anthology-of-verse-from-antiquity-to-our-time

My hero, Dennis Tedlock: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Tedlock

Buy Tedlock's translation of Popul Vuh - The Mayan Book of the Dawn of Life: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=KoI24A65-m4C&source=productsearch&utm_source=HA_Desktop_US&utm_medium=SEM&utm_campaign=PLA&pcampaignid=MKTAD0930BO1&gl=US&gclid=COGt4LXyu8wCFUaWfgod9dkKjQ&gclsrc=ds

Popol Vuh, the band:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdeIN3sYcfk

Florian Fricke on The Enigma of Kaspar Hauser:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAhshIKuAls

Just keep running faster.

Buy C.K. Williams "Writers Writing Dying" here: https://www.chapters.indigo.ca/en-ca/books/writers-writing-dying-poems/9780374534127-item.html

Just keep running faster.

Buy C.K. Williams "Writers Writing Dying" here: https://www.chapters.indigo.ca/en-ca/books/writers-writing-dying-poems/9780374534127-item.html

Today on the show, I accidentally referred to myself as "we", I admitted to crying while listening to the theme song of "The O.C.", I forgot to talk about not having a phone (which is fantastic), I explain how much I love Andrew James Weatherhead about a million times, and I screamed about triangles. -Tornado O'Neil

LINKS:

Andrew's Twitter: https://twitter.com/weeatherhead

Buy Andrew's book "CATS AND DOGS" here: http://thescrambler.com/books-catsanddogs.html

Read about Andrew in this Blake Butler article from VICE: http://www.vice.com/read/you-dont-have-to-share-every-single-thing-that-comes-into-your-mind-182

"THINGS THE PHOTOSHOP INSTRUCTOR SAID AND DID" by Andrew James Weatherhead here: http://muumuuhouse.com/aw.14mar2016.html

More on Steve Albini here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Albini