Mean Girl

This week is a little funny and a little serious. From orange hands, not washing hands, to Woodruff being Italian - we have a lot of laughs (so much so we cry). Then, we dive into only being able to meet someone as deeply as you meet yourself. And, relationship norms and throwing away the traditional rule book. Also sexual ruts turns into a therapy session - and maybe we should get paid for the answer we arrive at? Then we wrap up with a listener question about living with your significant other. TIMECODES: 00:00- Intro 06:50: would you be an asshole if you were born rich and hot 11:40- What age do you want to peak in attractiveness? 17:40 - Jordyn is Italian 23:37 - “You can only meet someone as deeply as you met yourself 40:00 - Being uninterested in sex 49:00 - Tarot Cards, astrologists, and mediums 53:05 - Listener Question: Will I get tired of him? Support our sponsors! Pink Whitney: Enter the Spring-Cation sweeps at pinkwhitney.com Shady Rays: Go to https://shadyrays.com/TangleFree and use code MEANGIRL for 30% OFF their Tangle Free Aviator and more. Factor: Go to https://barstool.link/FactorMeanGirl and use code mean50 for 50% off your first box MVMT: Get 20% off at https://mvmt.com with code MEAN

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Do you believe in Dinosaurs? Ever heard of the meteor that hit the Gulf of Mexico? Us either, well, Alanna has. Then we do a full Miami Recap!!! When you should send shots to a group of people, anger issues, and guys having to pay for things. Then we dive into money habits and pose the question “do guys spend money based on what girls want?” Maybe girls are the real basis of all mens choices. Then we are joined by Dr. Devgan to talk all things plastic surgery and work people get done that you see online Timecodes: 00:00- Intro 03:00- Are dinosaurs real? 08:30- Miami recap 23:50- do women control men's finances? 40:00- Celebrity plastic surger with Dr. Devgan Support our sponsors! Pink Whitney: Enter the Spring-Cation sweeps at pinkwhitney.com Betterhelp: This episode is sponsored by Betterhelp. Go to https://barstool.link/BHMeanGirl for 10% off your first month Zola: From “Just engaged” to the “Only thing left to do is say I do”, Zola is here for all the days along the way. Hellofresh: Go to https://barstool.link/HellofreshMG and use code mean60 for 60% off + free shipping

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We’re live from Miami and happier than ever with our palm trees and sunshine. We’re in a cabana so you might want to watch on YouTube :) we start out with why it’s important to not downplay yourself and why it’s hot when guys know their worth. Then, what’s in and out for 2023? Team boob job or no? And how much do we love a stay at home wife? Next… and we’ve all been here… who PAYS at dinner!!!! And who pays on dates. Nothing more awkward than a bill, honestly. And sign us up for silver foxes? Featuring Joey Camasta! Whose alias is tyler :) TIMECODES: 08:25 - Are boob jobs back in? 15:10 - Getting back on the dating apps 17:40- cocky vs coy vs downplaying 24:20- paying for dates 44:26 - Joey Canasta joins to talk about silver foxes SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Pink Whitney:Order Pink Whitney Shots at your local bar today. Betterhelp: This episode is sponsored by Betterhelp. Go to https://barstool.link/BHMeanGirl for 10% off your first month C4: Get C4 Energy at https://barstool.link/C4BSS, Amazon and retailers nationwide like Walmart and 7-11

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We’re recording in the afternoon so it’s a little silly at the start!!! Like yes our hands are either veryyyyy dry or incredibly moist? And who has a clean hotel room? Then, to start *the serious* stuff we talk about finding where you’re happiest and if location matters. How taking risks is important to show you what you love. And, do you work to live or live to work? Then, It’s marriage (and relationship) counseling day!! Jordyn asks Alex and Alanna everything from being friends with an ex, who pays for what, if you can talk about your significant others family to them… and so much more. Then we’re joined by Dr. Orna Guralnik at the end for a very insightful relationship session. Enjoy! We love you. 00:00 - Intro 00:50- JW face reveal 03:18 - do you have dry or sweaty hands?? 08:23 - What is your true happiness? 15:26 - head vs heart 21:21- the future 28:28 - Rules for marriage/ committed relationships 29:07 - Can you have an opposite sex best friend when you’re married? 34:35 - Shared bank accounts once married? 44:54- is to okay to complain to your partner about their family? 49:10- Can you be friends with your ex? 51:55- Do you have to have your partner’s siblings in your wedding party? 54:30- Do you and your partner have to share a social calendar? 1:00:00 - Eye contact during sex?? 1:08:00 - Relationship questions with Dr. Orna Support our sponsors! Pink Whitney: Order Pink Whitney Shots at your local bar today. Betterhelp: This episode is sponsored by Betterhelp. Go to https://barstool.link/BHMeanGirl for 10% off your first month

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This week we get into DaTiNg RuLes! But first, a tip on how to communicate with friends and significant others that might just change everything! Then onto the rules, BUT, we need a guys perspective. We’re joined by our new coworker Giulio Gallarotti, who might be a comedian but gave us serious, real deal answers. Maybe rules aren’t made to broken after all?! Like sex on the first date. Or paying for your girls friends. Let’s just say it’s a lot of good info!!! Then we’re onto self esteem vs. confidence. And for our listener question… cheaters will cheat. But what can you do to fix it your relationship afterwards? Timecodes: 00:00 - Intro 3:25- Super bowl experience 9:00- Do you want comfort or solutions? 15:30 - Dating Myths with Julio 17:00 - Should guys always pursue girls? 20:30 - Would you date a girl you had sex with on the first date? 24:00 - Can you use your phone on a date? 28:15 - Should a guy pay for his girl’s friends? 33:20 - Prepping for having a girl over 35:50 - Can you double text? 52:00 - Confidende vs. self esteem 01:00:20 - Listener Question: Help, I cheated on my girlfriend Support our sponsors! Pink Whitney: Order Pink Whitney Shots at your local bar today. Factor: Go to https://barstool.link/FactorMeanGirl and use code MEAN50 to get 50% off your first box Kikoff: Start building better credit at https://barstool.link/KikoffBSS

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We start off with a life update and catch up. Followed by why sometimes you can be yourself in certain scenarios and how a place can make you a different person. And ugh.. have you ever heard of boyfriend air? Maybe not but listen to this and you’ll believe it! Boys just have a different air about them. A little sweatier than the average. Then, what are your serial killer traits? Lol. Same. Maybe. And friendships, how much do you owe a friend these days? We have a specific scenario. And for the listener question.. is this girl really into the guy? We don’t think so. Finally, we have an interview with author Jenny Taitz to talk to us about How To Be Single and Happy. Support our sponsors! Pink Whitney: Order Pink Whitney Shots at your local bar today. Betterhelp: This episode is sponsored by Betterhelp. Go to https://barstool.link/BHMeanGirl for 10% off your first month Zola From: “Just engaged” to the “Only thing left to do is say I do”, Zola is here for all the days along the way. Everyplate:Get started with EveryPlate for just $1.49 per meal at https://barstool.link/EveryplateBSS and entering code mean149

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It’s February ladies and gentlemen and ready to rock and roll. We start out with a weekend update, seeing the sunrise, and *girls nights*. Then we dive into social media and dating. We need a guys perspective so we bring in our co-worker, John Feitelberg, aka Feits, to understand the inner workings of guys and how they operate their social media accounts… Or lack there of :) He gives an unusual perspective that changes the way we think about boys navigating their social media. Then we talk about friends with benefits and ask the question; is there even such thing? Support our sponsors! Pink Whitney: Order Pink Whitney Shots at your local bar today. C4: The No Sh!t. No Quit. Club launches February 14th and you can sign up for early access at cellucor.com/pages/no-sh-t-no-quit Hello Fresh: Go to Https://barstool.link/HellofreshMG and use code MEAN65 for 65% off + free shipping Betterhelp: This episode is sponsored by Betterhelp. Go to https://barstool.link/BHMeanGirl for 10% off your first month

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IT’S BEEN A YEAR OF MEAN GIRL!!!!!! We decorated, popped champagne and even blew up balloons.. safe to say this episode is cuter on YouTube : ) It’s only natural we kick this one off with our favorite memory of this past year and how when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Next, you asked we listened… we talk about how to breach the topic of sex with your partner on trying new things. We learned how to drive a car, we didnt learn how to have sex! We provide a few tips and tricks (and a vocab lesson, G string lol) Then we dive into parents and establishing boundaries, something we all deal with, but don’t want to. The listener question might provoke tears… would you rather see your pattern hold hands or kiss someone? Let that sink in. It might not be the answer you thought. Support Our Sponsors! Pink Whitney: Order Pink Whitney Shots at your local bar today. Betterhelp: This episode is sponsored by Betterhelp. Go to https://barstool.link/BHMeanGirl for 10% off your first month Kikoff: Go to https://barstool.link/KikoffBSS to start building better credit

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This week we start off with updates on our weekend and hear how Jordyn is feeling about *boys* currently. Then, speaking of boys, Alex was one of them on her recent guys trip to Colorado. Why does everyone assume one girl = boring? We have a few thoughts. Next, you know what’s NoT CoOl? Hating your significant other. Talking trash on them. Why did you marry them? Cause you love them, and we urge you to act like it :) and how cute is it when they are protective of you? *we’ve got a story for that* We end with our wheel of misfortune, “what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done for a boy” and lol, just… lol. And finally, when do you meet the parents of a significant other? Support our sponsors! Pink Whitney: Order Pink Whitney Shots at your local bar today. What do you Meme: Get 20% off with code MEAN at https://barstool.link/LetsgetdeepBSS Factor: Go to https://barstool.link/FactorMeanGirl and use code MEAN60 to get 60% off your first box

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Buckle up cause this episode is *raw* especially if you’ve ever had your heart broken. And turns out, if you’re human above the age of 10 you have probably have : ) but first! Bachelorette parties and a few tips on how to make them the best. Including but not limited to scheduling meals. And trust us, you aren’t the “guys girl” you once thought you were. If there is one thing you take away from this episode let it be this: Don’t give a hater speech at a wedding. Just kidding thats not the *ONE THING* we have a million takeaway from this episode and here we go: we dive into heartbreak, Jordyn ending a relationship, Giving second chances, ending things for the long run and how heartbreak is the absolute worst. But we… are better because of it. And cut. It. Off. For. Good. For love of goodness, do not look back, you’re not going that way. Support our sponsors! Pink Whitney: Order Pink Whitney Shots at your local bar today. Betterhelp: This episode is sponsored by Betterhelp. Go to https://barstool.link/BHMeanGirl for 10% off your first month

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